(A/N: Moien! As if last chapter wasn't enough, this chapter has ANOTHER Yugi beatdown on Seto's part. Don't worry, I'll make sure everyone breaks even by the last part.
Yugi and Seto, They're best friends who play together,
And learn about sharing and junk.
One is nice, and the other, not so nice,
Oh, who couldn't love Yugi and Seto?
Best friends play together!)
CHAPTER 3: ASSASSIN'S CREED BROTHERHOOD
(Seto dies)
Seto: Aww *******!
Yugi: Yeah, you're a real combat specialist.
(The following comment has been omitted for being over the line)
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Seto: It was a furious battle! There was thunder and lightning, it lasted for days!
Yugi: (Various sounds of disbelief)
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Seto: There is an awesome achievement you can get by jumping off that giant pole.
Yugi: I love achievements!
Seto: First you've got to climb that flipping thing, that fortress.
Yugi: Alright. Is this a good way to go?
Seto: Yeah, this is fine.
{CUT}
Yugi: How many achievement points is this worth?
Seto: I think it's like, 50.
Yugi: Alright, let's do this!
Seto: I can't believe you're such a flipping achievement *******.
Yugi: Whatever...
{CUT}
Seto: Alright, you see that huge wall? You've got to go all the way around, and then come back and climb all the way to the top.
Yugi: Okay...
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Seto: You're never going to do it.
Yugi: (Frustrated noises, messes up jump)
Seto: Oh, great job.
Yugi: I'm okay!
Seto: You're stupid.
Yugi: See? I'm climbing on stuff.
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Seto: You are the worst sneaky ninja.
Yugi: No one knows I'm here! I'm Mister Incognito.
Seto: You don't even know what incognito means!
Yugi: It means that no one can see me with our eyeballs. (Points to eye that's dilating rapidly)
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Seto: Okay, see this? You're gonna have to go all the way over to the left side... and then all the way across... the top... Do you see where I'm pointing you? (Pointing with inexplicable banana)
Yugi: Yeah.
Seto: And then climb onto that thing up there. You're almost there. It's taken, like, a whole flipping day to get up here, but we're almost there.
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Yugi: So do I have to climb up this giant spire thing?
Seto: Yep, you're almost there. I didn't think you had it in you.
Yugi: (Smiles)
Seto: What, with you being an incompetent sack of shiz.
Yugi: Well, you know what? Thanks. At least you're helping me get this achievement.
Seto: Yeah, I don't remember what it's called, though.
{CUT}
Seto: You don't have to aim anywhere, you just have to hit the ground without dying.
Yugi: I use the parachute, right?
Seto: Yeah, you use the parachute. So you jump off the spire and hit X, and just when you start to lose momentum, you hit B really hard, in order to just gun it.
Yugi: Okay.
Seto: Well, do it.
Yugi: Okay, here we GO! (Jumps off spire and hits X)
Seto: You're totally doing it!
Yugi: I'm just focusing on the ground right now.
Seto: You're kind of losing it. Hit B! Hit B!
(Yugi plummets to his death)
Yugi: WHOA! WHAT THE-
Seto: (Laughing) You're so flipping gullible!
Yugi: Why?!
[SFX: Seto's mad laughter]
Seto: Oh, you stupid idiot!
(A/N: And that concludes my third episode. I swear on my word as a good writer that I will have Yugi one-up Seto in the next part.
NEXT GAME: RESIDENT EVIL 4)