Hello this is chapter two of Naruto:A Second Chance. EDIT:I rewrote this chapter as it didn't turn out as it should.
Sparrow:You say something
Jack:Does he look familiar to you right now?
Fox:Lets see. Gravity defying hair, porno book. Its Kakashi's clone.
Fox:For those who are wondering why he killed himself, he has to to actually meet the Shinigami and get gifts and information although they can chat together in his head.
Lets start this chapter.
Naruto woke up to a small room with a candle that burned blue and an odd symbol on the floor. He walks out and sees Shinigami sitting on a throne.
"So. What is this gift your going to give me exactly?"
Naruto asked with a bored tone to his voice. "I'm going to teach you how a bloodline truly works so that you can recreate them," Shinigami said, his voice booming in the large room. "And the DNA of the Sharingan."
"Interesting, I can't wait to see Sasuke's face when he sees that I got the Sharingan." Naruto said as he started to laugh. "Oh this will be fun." He sat there as his master explained it all then came the end. "OK lets see if I can do this."
He does the hand-signs in which he was showed and focused and a second later was covered in a bright red light. After it was done he opened his eyes and you could see the blood red color of the Sharingan along with three tomoe in each eye.
"Wow it worked better than I thought it would good job." "Thanks Shinigami-sama." Naruto said the tomoe in his eyes spinning madly. "Well its about time you went back. Natsuumi has a gift for you too doesn't she?" Shinigami said while laughing perversely.
"I swear your worse than Jaraiya sometimes. Well goodbye." With that Naruto went back to the room he woke up in and stood in the seal. He thought of being in his living room and moments later he felt a rush come to him. Seconds later he appeared on his couch.
"Wow, 8:30. I thought I was gone longer." He walked into his room in which he found Natsuumi waiting on the bed. "There you are Naruto-kun." She said seductively. The next day Naruto made breakfast for him and Natsuumi, ate and left kissing her on the way out.
"Lets see, goals for today:kick Kakashi's ass, show up Sasuke, a little training, and whatever else comes to mind." When he arrived Sakura noticed him. "YOUR LATE NARUTO-BAKA." Sakura screeched. "Ow. Sorry I got lost on the road of life." Naruto said, thinking it would be funny to use the same excuse Kakashi was about to use. He sat next to a tree and waited.
Five minutes later and there was a poof of smoke. When it cleared up you could see Kakashi standing there reading his porn. "Yo. Sorry I'm late I got lost on the road of life." "Naruto already used that one, Sasuke stated calmly. "WHAT!" Kakashi screamed, upset that him and Naruto used the same excuse. "Oh well lets start your test." "Test, what test?" Sakura asked.
"Oh the test you took in the academy was to see who was potential gennin. The real test is up to the sensei." Naruto stated calmly. "Wow I was right, you are a know-it-all. Which is odd because your file said you where a complete idiot." with that Naruto gave Kakashi the bird.
"Fuck you." Kakashi pulled out two bells and tied them to his belt. "You have till noon to get these bells from me. Those who don't get a bell will be tied to a pole and have your lunch eaten in front of you then you will be sent back to the academy."
"But there are only two bells and three of you." "That means one of you will fail. BEGIN!" with that everyone but Naruto jumped into the trees. "You know compared to the others your a little weird." Naruto activated his Sharingan and charged at Kakashi. "The Sharingan! But how?" thought both Kakashi and Sasuke.
Naruto got into a strange stance in which he has never seen before. He closes his eyes again and when they open the tomoe have been replaced with two slits running diagonally through each other. "Another doujutsu? Your an interesting kid." Naruto launched at Kakashi. With this doujutsu in which he came up with after leaving home, he could see Kakashi's chakra flowing from him and could steal it.
Kakashi didn't even see the first punch be thrown, all he knew was that he was hit by a punch almost as powerful as Tsunade's. "Damn, kid packs a punch." A moment later he started feeling his chakra leave his body. "What, is he stealing my chakra? But how?"
Moments later a barrage of punches met his face and chest. "Damn, if this keeps up." As he thought that a fireball the size of the hokage tower was hurtling towards him. All he could say before it hit was, "Oh fuck me." With that he was consumed by the fires.
"I think I over did it there. Hold on." Naruto focused and held his hand out. Seconds later a pitch black sword with a golden guard appeared in his hands. He thrust the sword into Kakashi's body and took his soul from the burning started a couple of hand-signs and after he finished shouted, "Shinigami Arts:Body Recreation!"
His chakra poured from his body slowly taking the form of a body with no features. He focused and his guards started to glow, then dark purple blades appeared hovering above the guards. They looked like pure energy but that was the only way to describe them. He hovered one of his hands over his sword and you could see a light(1) appear out of it. He pushed it into the blank body and moments later the body took the form of Kakashi.
"Welcome back!" Naruto yelled. "You killed me you little fuck!. Wait, you killed me how come I'm right here?" "I brought you back." Naruto said casually, "You brought me back? How the hell? You know what I don't want to know." "Oh and I got the bells." "I, I guess that means you and someone else is passing then. Naruto threw the bells into the trees.
One landed in front of Sasuke and the other, Sakura. "Well I guess we all pass, the test was after all about teamwork." "You knew?" "Yea I just wanted to fight you. It was disappointing. Oh well." with that Naruto Shunshin'd to training ground 44, also known as the Forest of Death, leaving Kakashi and the rest of team 7 to think. "Just what is this kid?"
"Time for some training. Maybe I will see Anko too. He walked through ignoring everything that he came across until he found Anko sitting in a tree. "Hello, Anko-chan." Naruto said. "What the? Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my forest?" She took up a guard and pulled out a kunai. "Well I was hoping to train but seeing as I found you, how about I take you out for dango?
The moment he said that she was right next to him." I don't know who you are but for dango, I don't give a fuck." "Names Naruto Uzumaki." "Wait, Naruto? As in the Naruto that pulled all those pranks?" "The one and only." "Man! Your pranks are awesome! Especially the one where you turned the Hyuuga's laundry pink." "Another fan of my work I see. Well lets head off for some dango shall we?" "Your alright kid, your alright."
(1)Its his soul
Next time:Travel to wave and memories
Fox:Well here's chapter two. For the record I started working on this one at 3:00 A.M.
Akiko:Well then come to bed Fox-kun
Fox:OK Akiko-chan
Shinigami:When did they end up together?
Sparrow:They didn't, They share the same room, although I'm wondering how long until they do.
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