A/N: I reworked Ch 2, so if you haven't read the updated version, this one will be confusing.
"And then she slammed the door and left. I'm telling you these two are not anywhere near done with each other." Darren is telling Mark what happened today.
"Okay, well don't do anything else until I get there. I want to meet this Calliope Torres and evaluate this situation myself." Mark replies. "Speaking of which, I hired a realtor and put the loft on the market."
"I thought you had you mind set on selling it yourself?" Darren responds.
"That was before my husband moved to Seattle to be with his lesbian girlfriend." Mark replies sarcastically. "I feel like I'm missing out on all the fun. Now how is little Miss Sofia?" He asks.
"Darren, you've invited people over to your place this weekend?" Arizona asks cornering him in the lounge. "Why didn't you mention this to me this morning on the drive in to work?"
"It was Mark's idea and I had to wait for him to figure out his schedule. He's coming in tonight and wants to meet everyone this weekend." Darren explains quickly.
"I haven't even told people that I moved out of Alex's place and now you're inviting them all over." Arizona complains.
"Well, I'm not inviting them over to your place." He replies.
"But it's going to be weird if I don't do something too. I can't just hang out there and not invite my friends to my place when its just across the hall. Mark better be planning to help me get my place together too." She counters.
"What's this I hear about Dr Paulsen having a party on Sunday?" Callie asks Arizona later that day.
"Oh, apparently he woke up today and decided to have a party and invited half the hospital over to his place." Arizona explains, still annoyed.
"And you're upset about him having a party?" Callie asks confused.
"Well, now I feel like I have to do something too, since I live across the hall." Arizona blurts out.
"Okay." Callie says still not understanding what's going on with Arizona and Dr Paulsen.
"Hey Robbins, why is Paulsen having a party at your apartment?" Alex asks holding up a flyer as he enters the lounge.
"He lives across the hall, give me that." She says snatching it from him. "I'm going to kill him. This is my apartment number not his."
"Arizona I'm sorry. I should have double checked it before I printed them. But Mark sent it to me and told me to post it right away. Don't worry, it'll be fun. We'll help you get your place ready. Mark throws amazing parties." Darren replies hoping to calm her down. He knew what Mark was doing and was ready for this response, just surprised it too the blonde so long to find out that it was her apartment on the flyer.
"I know what you're up to and it's not going to work." Arizona replies. "I don't do fix ups and you better tell that to Mark."
"He loves you and just wants to see you happy." Darren replies softly reaching out to rub her shoulder.
Shrugging him off, Arizona points her finger and replies, "Tell Mark I don't need to be fixed up, I am fine."
Laughing softly to himself as she strides away, Darren pulls out his phone and texts Mark.
"You've poked the bear. You better pick up some donuts on your way in tonight. Get the sprinkles, she's not happy."
"I ordered some from the bakery around the corner, they'll be delivered in an hour!" Mark replies.
"Oh damn, you're good. I forgot how good you are at this." Darren teases.
"Another reason for me to get my ass to Seattle more quickly." He teases back.
"You have donuts!" Bailey exclaims as she enters the blonde's office.
"Yes, a friend sent them to me. Have one." Arizona says offering the box.
"So why exactly are you having a party on Sunday." Bailey asks as she selects a donut from the box.
"It's not my party, it's Dr Paulsen's party." Arizona explains.
"Right, but why is it at your apartment?" She asks again.
"He lives across the hall and apparently got the numbers mixed up when they made the flyers." Arizona replies.
"When who made the flyers? How does the man not know his own apartment number?" Bailey counters.
"His husband made the flyers and he hasn't moved here yet," the blonde explains.
"His husband? I knew it, I told Ben that man was gay. You know that Torres is all bent out of shape watching the two of you being all buddy, buddy." Bailey informs her.
"Arizona is a lesbian Callie, she's not dating Paulsen. They're just friends, they were in Africa together or something, Alex told me." Meredith is trying to talk Callie down over lunch.
"But I've never even heard of this guy, then he suddenly appears here at our hospital, replacing Hunt." Callie replies, "Have you seen them together? They are like really close. At Joe's the other night he stood with his arm around her waist!"
"They're friends Callie. Have you not seen Arizona with her friends before?" Meredith asks.
"Just Nick, all her other friends are our friends. Well, except for April, she's really more Arizona's friend than mine." Callie replies. "And you're right. She and Nick were like that. When he was here, she would climb up in the hospital bed with him. Mer, I know that she's a lesbian, but I don't understand how he knows so much more than I do. Arizona and I were together for almost six years and we were close, but watching her with him, I just feel like he's closer to her than I am."
"Callie, just be glad it's a friend and not a girlfriend." Meredith points out.
"We did break up. She should have a girlfriend. Hell I should have one or a boyfriend, why are neither of us dating?" Callie goes off track again.
Shaking her head Meredith laughs.
"What's so funny?" Callie asks confused.
"Neither of you have moved on, that's why you're not dating." Meredith says as she stands up to leave Callie flabbergasted at the table.