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( ) = Vegeta

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The next day I woke up, I felt tight and compress between two other beings. I squirmed myself out the the small space to find that I feel asleep with Goten and Goku.

((AND NOTHING SEXUAL U BUMS!!))

I felt warm and tinglely...Goku's face...the way the light hit it seem to make him see like a nymph (I love them ) that was suppose to be in my imagination.

I smiled, kissed him on the cheek before I woke up.

"Goku..."

"...Goku??..."

"GOKU WAKE UP!!"

I yoked him from the bed and saw him dagle in my grasp like wind chime.

"You...said somthing Geta??"

I hissed and reminded him once more to get his stuff ready for the long day tommorrow...he was finally getting divorced.

OK this is from omniphiscent view...narration ok?

As Goku departed from Vegeta's appartment and onto his old house he caught a bad ensation in his gut. He stopped in mid air and held himself...

"I have a feeling that I'm gonna get mad...I always do when this happens."

As he got in fron of his door he smelt a froigen scent beside Chichi's

He opened the door with caution and walked him.

He heard distant moans as he ventured about.

The noise seemed to aplify as he got up the stairs.

Alast, He opened up the door to find Chi-chi with another man.

"So...this is what I get for being faithful?!"

"Gok--"

"No...no need for it now!! It seems you gotten prepared like you knew I was gonna divorce you years ago...And who is you koi if I may ask?"

The man seem to have no sham introducing himself as if the were friends.

"My name is Aj-ari...and I am sorry that we had to be aquanted like this...my dears apoloiges...and she never told me that you were together but--"

"Oh--Ho!! You tell a honest man like this you're not married?! ...if I have no respect for woman I would of beaten you senseless by now...and you have the nerve to call me a cheater--well since this convo is out here...I might as well tell you...I'm gay ...I had the worst se with you and I'm suprised I didn't tell you before...you're sooooo lucky that I was gullible as a child...man oh man the look on your face if the gang was here would to see it ...this is so not...becoming Chi-chi dear..."

At this moment Goku began not to care what he was saying but the word beated into Chi-chi like the worst slap to the face.

"And do you wanna answer something for me ...cuz I am really confused...and so is my koi...VEGETA!!...If Goten's not my son...what made you go to the extreme to make him look like me as a kid...because...Gohan even said that...he came out with reddish-black hair and a fox tail...like this man here...this is just tooo amusing...sometimes I onder what you did while I was in Other world...I mean...after Gohan we bearly fucked...I wonder why--oh I remeber-- you cheated on me...I wasn't the right one for you from the get-go you're suppose to tell me...now I wonder did I get something...this is just too funny...I just came over here to tell you that our court date is today...and tsk you're sbowing me that you're going to loose Goten fair and square...and it's his child tsk...wow..."

Goku left out as if he wasn't suprised, her was even suprised himself that her held back and talked professionally like he was in a political debate.

...After the whole who-ha! about Goku & Chi-hi in the court room for Goten

Vegeta pulled up to the curb just as they began to walked out. Vegeta fixed his eyes on Goku's pissed off expression.

"Goku honey you --"

"I won!!"

"Really?!"

Back to Vegeta's point of View

"I looked back to Goten to see him with a smile on his face and blushing as if he was naked..."

"Dad..."

Goku looked back with concern from the tone that Goten projected.

"...I dont't feel right..."

"What do you mean...i you wanna go with you mum that--"

"I mean about me...my body feel tingly...Ilike I have something vibrating in me...and my body's--"

Goten leaned over and vommited all over my new leather seats...which I just got them clean before they got in... (damn!!)

Goku pulled his son our and let him grasped some fresh air while we were on this god foresaken highway in the freakin summer while I'm dress like a emo person in the Sahara dessert. I wasn't planning to leave the house nor car anytime soon...the rut was a week away and I was awfly lazy in the summer until then...sad to say during the rut I would creep and fuck with a Hydrian male.

As we enteredthe my apartment I turned the lights off and the AC on, stripped till I got to my birthday suit and plopped on the couch watching Nickloden.

(We're all men shut up!)

"I'm...sorry for your car Vegeta, I worried myself sick!" Goten pleaded for me not to get mad.

"And you're telling me this because??"

"I feel bad!"

"BOY! Imma make yo balls feel bad if you don't get you sorry--"

"Vegeta!!'

"Sorry hun..." I relly wnaed to get Goku mad cuz I wanted some angry sex...but he had a long day ...I guess it could wait...

hee hee...wasn't that good...Goku verbally beatened Chi chi...BURN!!

Should I continue with Vegeta's Bed of Roses??...Vote on my page please...i don't wanna make it for nothing like i do with my amv's on youtube