(A/N: Hello again, everyone. I would just like to take the time and explain one other aspect of this story. I've decided to these little skits every so many chapters depending on the occasion, this one rather obvious. As such, you will most likely see one after a previous chapter is done, meaning every time I do this, there will be either a chapter preceding it or coming after it. Now that we have that cleared, let's start this little skit!)


Pikachu – Hey everyone, Pikachu and the gang here. As we all know, Christmas is quickly approaching and everyone, including us, are excited for it.

Buizel – The holiday season can be fun, busy, and dangerous at the same time. It is a time for family, friends, and lots of eating.

Monferno – To show our appreciation for such a holiday, we have here the DO's and DON'T's of the holiday season, including New Years!

#1 – Reaction to a gift you did not want or get.

Staraptor – Oh yes, there have been plenty of times like this in most of your past Christmases. Here is what you should do in such a situation.

"Here's your gift Pikachu," Monferno said, handing him a somewhat large box.

"Cool, thanks," Pikachu said, taking the gift. He then opened it and saw what was inside. His face fell. "Oh, it's a sweater." A sweater that had Pokeball emblems in the front and sides.

"Yeah," Monferno said happily. "Johanna was actually the one to make it for you, but it's my gift from me to you."

"It's… really nice." Pikachu said.

Buneary – Now, here's what you DON'T do if such a situation happens.

"Here's your gift Pikachu," Monferno said, handing him a somewhat large box.

"Cool, thanks," Pikachu said, taking the gift. He then opened it and saw what was inside. His face fell. "Oh, it's a sweater." A sweater that had Pokeball emblems in the front and sides.

"Yeah," Monferno said happily. "Johanna was actually the one to make it for you, but it's my gift from me to you."

"What the fuck!?" Pikachu yelled, throwing the sweater to the side. "I don't want this shit! I fucking wanted either HeartGold or SoulSilver!"

#2 – Driving on New Year's Eve.

Pachirisu – New Year's Eve tends to be one of the many occasions where people tend to get belligerently drunk, which is why your parents tend to tell you not to drive out at night.

Pikachu – What this means is that you could end up in an accident you may regret in the future. So please, make sure to stay indoors at night, especially if you have been drinking, or else something like this might happen.

The house was rather calm with many Pokemon chatting about just how 2010 was going to end up. All of a sudden, a car crashed right through the window, causing everyone to scream and jump out of the way. Out of the car came Buizel. "Hey I'm on vacation! Happy Birthday Jesus! Seven maids are milking, six maids are milking! Five maids are-" He then passed out on the ground.

#3 – Drink plenty of eggnog.

Staraptor – What the!? Who the hell put this!?

Monferno – Grotle! Did you do this?

Grotle – Yes, because eggnog is really good.

Pikachu – No, only the real stuff with rum is good. Trust me.

Buneary – Well, that's all we have for today, but before we go, we would just like to wish everyone –

Everyone – HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!


(A/N: Like they said, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.)

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