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Hey guys! Here's another chapter. I really hope you are enjoying this. I'm sorry for all the mistakes that are in this. I try to proof read it the best I can, but I don't get all of it. Sorry. Nobody's perfect. I don't know when the next chapter will be up. But…

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"I told my P.E. teacher that an evil male had broken my heart, so she raised my C to a B. Then I promised Ms. Pillsbury I'd start a letter-writing campaign to my congressman about violations to the clean air act. But Mr. Shu was totally rigid. He said my debates were unresearched, unstructured, and unconvincing. As if! I felt impotent and out of control, which I really hate. I needed to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength."

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Kurt and Mercedes decided to go shopping at the Pavilion after school to help him out. Kurt didn't tell Mercedes why he needed to go, but she knew something was wrong by the way he was acting.

"Dude, what's wrong? Are you suffering from buyer's remorse or something?"

"God, no. Nothing like that. It's just that, we've been shopping all day, and I still don't know what to do about Mr. Shu. I've tried everything to convince him of my scholastic aptitude, but I was brutally rebuffed." Kurt whined.

"Oh, get over it. He's a miserable little man, who wants to make everybody else miserable too."

A light bulb seemed to go off in Kurt's head. "'Cedes, that's it! We've got to figure out a way to make Mr. Shu sublimely happy."

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"So, here's the 411 on Mr. Shu- He's single, He's 47, and he earns minor ducats at a thankless job. What that man needs is a good, healthy boink fest. Unfortunately, there was a major babe drought in my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married. And in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Beiste seemed to be same-sex oriented. Of course, there was always Ms. Pillsbury. Something told me not to discount Ms. Pillsbury. Well, sure, she has runs in her stockings, and her slip is always showing, and she has more lipstick on her teeth than on her mouth. God, this woman was just screaming for a makeover. I'm her only hope.

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Kurt and Mercedes stood in the office in front of the teacher mail slots. Kurt was writing on a card, and Mercedes was reading it.

""Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade" Did you write that?"

"Duh! It's like a famous quote."

"Oh, really? From where?"

"Cliff's notes"

"Oh."

Mercedes and Kurt looked up at the counselor door opening as Finn and Ms. Pillsbury came out of it. They quickly stuffed the note and a rose into the cubby hole that belonged to the older woman and room out of the room to the window to watch her reaction.

"Run along. See you third period." Ms. Pillsbury said to Finn. "Try to remember to bring our textbooks."

"Okay. Uh... Okay." Finn walked away and Emma walked over to her mail cubby. She took all of her mail out, including the rose and note as Kurt and Mercedes watched quietly. Emma smelled the rose and put it down with the rest of the papers in her hand. She opened the note and read it, shocked at first, realizing what it was, a blush and a smile rising on her face.

Kurt and Mercedes jumped and clapped together.

"Oh my god! She actually looked happy." Mercedes squealed.

"Classic!" Kurt said before the two walked off together arm in arm.

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In Mr. Shu's classroom, he is naming off people and how many tardies they have.

"Michael Chang- 16 tardies to work off."

Mike mutters some foul words in Chinese, and everyone laughs.

"Tina Cohen Chang- no tardies."

She smiles, and everyone else boo's.

"Finn Hudson- 38 tardies, by far the most in the class. Congratulations."

Everyone clapped and gives him congrats. Finn stands up and goes to the front of the class, like he's won an award. Kurt rolled his eyes and goes back to writing in his notebook.

"This is so unexpected. I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, but I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Thank to my parents for never going me a ride to school, to the L.A. city bus driver, for taking a chance on an unknown kid. And finally, to McDonalds for spending so much time, making those little egg McMuffins, in which I might never be tardy."

Everyone clapped and Finn sits back down.

"If Mr. Hudson has no political messages to include in his speech, I'll go on. Kurt Hummel- two tardies."

"I object! Do you recall the dates of these alleged tardies?"

"One was last Monday."

Kurt laughed and calmly explained," My best friend was surfing the crimson wave. She and I had to haul ass to the ladies'"

"I assume your referring to women's troubles, so I'll let that one slide."

"Thank you, Mr. Shu. Ms. Pillsbury was right about you."

"…What do you mean?"

"Well, she said that you were the only one in this school with any intelligence." Kurt said before going back to writing, but not before seeing the smile on Wills face.

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"Kurt, get it here!" Burt yelled from his office. After a second, Kurt walked into the room.

"Yes, Dad?"

He got up from his desk with a paper in his hand and handed it to Kurt. "Will you tell me what the hell this is?"

Kurt read off of the paper ""A second notice for three outstanding tickets" I don't even remember getting a first notice."

Burt snatched it from him," The ticket is the first notice. I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license!"

"Oh, sure you can. You can get tickets anytime."

"Oh, is that so? Well, not around here you can't. From this moment on, you will not drive, sit, do anything in that Jeep without a supervised driver. And no cruising around with Mercedes. Two permits do not make a license. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, Dad." Kurt said smiling, knowing his dad was just a big softy.

Burt's tone softened as Kurt started to fix his tie. "Kurt, I expect you to become a good driver. I want to see you apply yourself."

"I will, I'm going to practice real hard."

"Okay." Burt said as Kurt walked away.

"A licensed driver with nothing to do? Where would I find such a loser?"

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