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#327 Complaining to friend about boyfriend, accidentally send to boyfriend.(More about giving compliments about boyfriend and gets sent to boyfriend.)

TEXTING BETWEEN LILY AND KURT:

Lily: KURT! Oh my goodness guess WHAT?

Kurt: Lemme guess. Noah is the best boyfriend ever and you love him.

Lily: Yeah, how did you know?

Kurt: You keep texting me every 5 mins telling me that!

Lily: Oh yeah... But he is! I mean he sang that song in glee club 4 me and then he gave me flowers :) And he hasn't pressured me into anything so that makes me love him even more :D

Kurt: Really? Noah the sex shark hasn't asked you to sleep with him?

Lily: NOPE! And he is just the nicest, cutest, funniest, sweetest, most amazing guy ever :D

(Kurt then forwards that message to Noah the newest one and the second newest text)

TEXTING BETWEEN LILY AND PUCK:

Puck: So you think I am the nicest, cutest, funniest, sweetest, most amazing guy ever huh? ;)

Lily: Did Kurt send you that? Rawr.

Puck: Yes he did. Rawr.

Lily: Stop saying Rawr. Rawr.

Puck: No sweety. Rawr.

Lily: But Kurt told me your a sex shark. Shouldn't you say something like splash or swoosh? :( Rawr.

Puck: Did Kurt tell you that?

Lily: Yes. Rawr.

Puck: Well I changed.

Lily: Good. Because you ain't getting none 'til we are married...

Puck: WHAT! BUT!

Lily: Noah, if you cannot wait that long you might as well break up with me. But I am not doing anything like that. I am not giving a piece of me away to you that I will never get back until we are in a commited relationship.

-Texting stops-

Lily then proceeds to text Kurt about that whole conversation and Kurt is kind of furious. Now Kurt, Blaine and Lily are at Breadstix talking.

"Wait.. He just stopped texting you after that?" Blaine asks concerned.

"Yes... He probably will break up with me. I am ready for it I guess.." Lily says rather depressed like.

"Lily that is so wrong," Kurt says angrily "He should know you by now. He should know that you aren't just some whore. I think it is amazing that your waiting. I mean Blaine and I wanted to wait but we had a lot of love/lust."

"Hey! lust?" Blaine says looking at Kurt surprised.

"Yes Blaine, Lust. I could see it in your eyes and I felt it myself. Don't deny it." Kurt says obvious.

"As much as I love where this conversation is going I have a phone call." Lily says friendly as she gets up and takes her and her phone outside.

"Hey Puck I needed to talk to you." Lily says into her phone.

"Puck is over you prune. He has a new, mature woman." A woman, who seems rather familiar says into the phone then hangs up.

Lily makes her way back to the table tears sliding down her face.

"Lily wha?" Blaine started to say but then the look from Kurt, he understood.

"Puck, he called me and when I picked up some chick was on the phone and... She called me a prune and... Said that... Puck has a new woman." Lily says in between heart wrenching sobs.

"Sweetie you will get though this okay?" Kurt said reaching out a hand and squeezing Blaine's hand.

"I know I will. And it's not just because he wants to break up with me. It's the reason. That I wouldn't have freakin' sex with him on our 3 months of dating." Lily says putting her head in her hands. Then Kurt got up and grabbed their jackets.

"Come on. We are going to the store and buying fattening things and having a sleep over." Kurt says.

"Can I come?" Blaine says with his puppy dog eyes then Kurt looks towards Lily for permission.

"As long as you two don't do anything freaky." Lily says not trying to be funny but meaning it. They all skipped to the car trying to get Lily to be happy but it wasn't working.

Kurt was driving and Lily and Blaine both sat in the back.

"What kind of music mood are you in Lily?" Kurt asks.

"Like a kick someones butt mood." Lily replies.

So then Kurt finds "So What" By P!nk on the CD and they all sing obnoxiously, with the windows down going to the nearest department store to get a lot of junk food. Blaine was tickling Lily to get her to stop singing so loudly and Kurt was yelling at him to stop and not be so defensive about his P!nk music and to let others sing too. Blaine pouted like a little four year old until Lily started tickling him to get him back for earlier.

It was going to be a dramatic, but good night, Kurt thought.