Chap 3
kitten bits
Neville walks towards a bright red door in the wall. He knows this door. He knows the blue one behind it too. He passes through both to discover himself in the woods outside Hogwarts. The atmosphere is uneasy and he can sense that. Suddenly, two zombies in business suits stalk out from behind the trees. Neville, frightened, recoils in fear. They get closer and closer when a pterodactyl screeches from above. It swoops down and grabs the zombie in it's large prehistoric talons and flies off again.
A jeep flies by with a man with dark hair and glasses shooting at the pterodactyl with a 12 guage shotgun. It flies away frightened. The jepp stops and the men gets out, approaching Neville.
"Thank you for killing that monster! If those zombies weren't going to kill me, that pterodactyl would have! How did you do it?"
"The man looks up at him and says "Because I'm... I'm uh, Jeff Goldblum, yes. I am Jeff Goldblum." He places the shotgun on his shoulders.
"Wow, Jeff Goldblum..."
"Yes, I am the... actor, Jeff Goldblum. And I'm here to umm... how does one... explain... you're in danger Neville, yes."
"Danger of what?"
"Something... uh... bigger. More deadly. Be prepared." Jeff pushes his glasses back up to his eyes and gets back in the jeep and drives off. Neville watches as he drives into the night.
Suddenly the same two zombies from before reemerge from the trees. Neville, frightened, recoils in fear. A familiar prehistoric screech is heard from above when, again, a pterodactyl swoops down, taking the zombies with it. A jeep drives by with a man in a fedora and ugly sweater shoots at it eith a 12 guage shotgun.
"Jeff Goldblum! Youve returned!" Neville shouts as the jeep stops and the man appraoches him.
"Jeff Goldblum? HA! Like you could compare me to that guy. I'm different. I'm better." The man chcukeles from beneath his hat. He gets closer.
"Who... who are you?" Neville trembles.
"Me?" The man asks as he looks up at Neville, revealing his burned flesh. "I'm your worst nightmare, son."
The man then takes his right hand, having knives attached to his fingers, and stabs Neville directly in the throat.
end chap 333