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Once up a time…

EPOV

Sometimes fame can be a pain.

Ha, who am I kidding? Endless parties, money, and any girl you want at the snap of your fingers- yeah, definitely no complaints here.

I, Edward Mason, was playing Edward Cullen in the new hit movie Twilight. Supposedly a smoking hot vampire who falls for a human girl. He has bronze colored, tousled hair and is extremely kind, intelligent, sacrificing, and loving. Everyone but him sees these qualities. To me, he sounded like a spineless freak. Who needs love? And why chase after girls? They're supposed to come to you dumbass.

Edward Cullen could learn a few things from Edward Mason, apparently.

Of course, I only knew the name of my character when Catherine, my director, called yesterday. Apparently she had found who was the playing the other three main actresses (who she said could give my acting career a run for its money- yeah, righttt) and, she had had a brilliant idea to give the characters our name. Hence, Edward Anthony Cullen.

At the command of Catherine, Jasper and Emmett, my co-stars, and I were heading to the new club Eclipse to meet our "amazing new co-stars."

Unlike me, Jasper and Emmett were thrilled.

"Dude, you just gotta deal. They're probably smokin' hot. I mean, wasn't that like a requirement to get the job?" Emmett said, trying to get me to go.

"Yeah. I bet he's right. And it's a club; plenty of girls there!" Jaspers added.

The three of us were notoriously "man-whorish." That tabloid header turned out to be extremely true.

After about four more minutes of giving me numerous reasons to go. We were on our way to Eclipse.

Upon arriving to a round of applause, we were ushered to the back corner of the club, where our cast and crew waited. Catherine was the first to greet us.

"Hellloooo my hunky, brooding vampires. The girls (great, now they're "the girls") have yet to arrive. I'll find you when they do. Go indulge yourselves. From this night forward, hard work my friends." With that, she disappeared.

Emmett was the first to come up with a plan. Clapping his hands together and looking around with a mischevious smile, he said, "you heard her. Let's go indulge ourselves fellas." Then with a suggestive wiggle of his eyebrows, he ran off to the nearest girl.

Sometimes, I liked the way Emmett thought.

Within five minutes, Jasper and I had snagged a couple of girls as well and at the middle of the dance floor, the six of us were dancing- in a very, very naughty way. Score.

Okay, so this night wasn't going as bad as I imagined. Maybe I would even take this girl home if she kept this up.

Suddenly, there were people backing into us.

"Hey! People dancing here!" I yelled, then silently added, and working their way to getting laid!

When the crowds kept coming, I, regretfully, was forced to lift my head from staring right down the girl's shirt and craned my neck to look at who now occupied the center of the dance floor.

My breathing hitched. Dancing in the middle were the three most beautiful women I had ever seen. The tallest one had the perfect figure, Victoria Secret's catalog worthy, with long blonde hair.

The shorter one had short, spiky black hair, was dresses like a fashion model, and was cute, in the twelve year old girl way.

When I saw the last girl, I swear my heart stopped. She was drop-dead beautiful. Long, brown hair, deep, dark eyes, a beautiful smile, slender, and her cheeks were pink with the exertion from dancing. Beautiful.

And was she dancing. Ever graceful, she moved her body with music in the most sensual way. My eyes glazed over with the intense desire I was feeling. Especially in a lower region…

God, stop oogling her Edward! Look away!

I looked over at Jasper and Emmett, only to see the same looks on their faces: lust.

I instantly felt a stab of jealously for them looking at MY girl like that.

Woahhhh, where in the hell did that come from?

For a while song, the three of us just stood there staring. When the song ended, all the girls looked at us with a sly smile and walked to the bar.

I quickly turned to Jasper and Emmett.

"They planned that WHOLE show!" My arms were flailing wildly as I tried to comprehend what had just happened.

"Well, at least I know she wants me. Watch and learn boys, watch and learn," Emmett turned on his heel and headed toward the bar.

Following, we ended up right behind the three girls.

Emmett's brilliant line was: "come here often, ladies?"

Well, Shit.

My face must have looked as shocked as I felt. He did not just use the oldest line in the book to pick up the three most gorgeous women in the world. We're so done.

The blonde turned around and coyly replied, "That the best you've got, Hulk? Ha, that's sad."

Emmett tried to cut in, "No, I-."

"Hey, no it's okay," the shortest girl said as she spun around, a drink in her tiny hands. "It's quite obvious you have no game, whatsoever."

Finally, my girl (I really need to stop with that) turned around and looked me dead in the eye, "walk away while you still have any dignity."

And with that, they all swiveled back around and continued their drinks. I had never been so turned on in my life, even if she did just insult me.

I could practically read Jasper and Emmett's mind, and they were feeling the same exact way. That and it wasn't so hard to tell seeing the huge bulge in their pants, growing by the minute.

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