Warning: Although this abridgement, if tahts even a real word, beings with abridging Into the Wild it contains spoilers for teh other books in the series as well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors or any of its characters.
Rusty-ginger tom with a country accent
Bluestar-blue gray she cat and the ThunderClan leader
Graypaw-small gray tom who always speaks his wind
Lionheart-Graypaw's mentor who has a bad habit of dragging out the last word of every sentence
Longtail-pale tabby tom with black striped who has a fetish for gambling
Dustpaw-dark brown tabby tom whose a jerk to pretty much everyone
Darkstripe-sleek black and gray tabby tom who thinks he's from Back to the Future
Warriors abridged
"Wow, is this ThunderClan?" Rusty asked. Bluestar nodded.
"Yes Rusty, welcome." She said. Rusty stared in awe of what lay before him. Their was a pile of dead animals in the center of the camp and a giant rock near it. There were also a few dens lying around. Bluestar padded over towards the giant rock and leapt on top of it.
"All cats old enough to catch their own prey or steal it from RiverClan gather round." She ordered. Rusty noticed cats coming out form the dens and gathering beneath their clan leader.
"What's going on Bluestar?" Asked one of the toms.
"I have a special announcement to make." Bluestar replied. The tom rolled his eyes.
"No really, I thought you called us under the rock to chat about our weekends?" He snapped. Graypaw turned to Rusty and signaled at the tom with his tail.
"That's Dustpaw." He explained. Rusty nodded.
"Not very friendly is he?" He asked. Graypaw shook his head. Bluestar ignored Dustpaw's rude remark and continued.
"Although you might think that this is unheard of I have gotten a kittypet to leave his Twolegs and live as a loyal ThunderClan cat." Bluestar announced and she turned her head to look at Rusty. All the other cats followed Bluestar's gaze and stared down the kittypet.
"Hi there I'm Rusty." He greeted.
"That's him Bluestar?" A new voice exclaimed. Rusty turned to see a tabby tom glaring at him with contempt.
"I'll bet my dinner for 50 nights that he can't even nick m ea- Before he could finish the sentence Rusty leaped at the tabby and ripped his small hole in his ear.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh StarClan it hurts!" The tabby moaned in pain.
"Now Longtail, you see what happens when you make ridiculous bets." Dustpaw snickered behind him. Longtail glared at Dustpaw with sheer hatred in his eyes. Then he turned to Rusty.
"What was that for?" He demanded. Rusty glared at him with equal anger.
"You thought I couldn't even nick your ear. Where I come from that's a serious insult and I don't like to be insulted." Rusty replied. Longtail growled at Rusty, but didn't reply. Instead he just approached one of the dens with blood dripping from his ear.
"You see kittypet's have their uses." Bluestar said triumphantly. All the cats dipped their heads in respect to their leader. Bluestar then looked at Rusty.
"Now Rusty since your going to be part of ThunderClan we're going to give you a ThunderClan like name. Now when I look at you the word fire comes to mind so we're going to call you Firepaw." Bluestar looked around at the other cats. "Does anyone object like Longtail did?" She asked. No one said anything.
"Good so then from now on your name is officially Firepaw." Bluestar said. Firepaw nodded.
"Thank you Bluestar." He said.
"And now it's lunch time." Bluestar stated and she trotted over towards the pile of food. Firepaw looked at the food and licked his lips.
"I sure is hungry." Firepaw muttered.
"You better get used to it kittypet. Hunger is something the clan has an abundance of." Dustpaw spat behind him. Firepaw turned around to face him.
"In case you didn't notice I'm not a kittypet no more. I'm a qualified member of ThunderClan." Firepaw defended.
"Once a kittypet always a kittypet." Dustpaw retorted. Firepaw was about to say something, but he was interrupted.
"Hey McFly, don't go messing with the kittypet, or did you not see what he did to Longtail?" A voice asked. Firepaw and Dustpaw turned to see another Warrior looking at them.
"Yes, Darkstripe whatever you say." Dustpaw muttered and walked away. Darkstripe turned to Firepaw.
"And what are you looking at butthead?" He demanded.
"I'm looking at you Darkstripe." Firepaw stated. Darkstripe narrowed his eyes at the newcomer.
"Say hi to your sister for me." Darkstripe ordered. Firepaw looked at him in confusion.
"You know Princess?" Firepaw asked. Darkstripe purred at the sound of her name.
"Of course I know Princess. Where do you think Cloudkit came from the stork?" He asked laughing. When he noticed that Firepaw still looked confused he stopped laughing.
"You have no idea who Cloudkit is do you?" Darkstripe asked. Firepaw shook his head.
"No sir." He replied. Darkstripe didn't know what to say. He just stood there with his mouth open. Finally he muttered one word.
"Kittypets." He was about to walk away when another cat rushed into the ThunderClan camp. He was completely black except for a white blotch on his chest and the tip of his tail. He was also bleeding, and he was bleeding badly. Bluestar ran over to the injured cat.
"Ravenpaw what happened?" The ThunderClan demanded. Ravenpaw opened his mouth and all that came out was blood.
"I'm sorry I didn't catch that." Bluestar said.
"Redtail...didn't make it." Ravenpaw muttered.
"What didn't he make Ravenpaw?" Bluestar asked.
"5…minutes…of screen time." And Ravenpaw's eyes rolled to the back of his head and he didn't say anymore.