Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters
Rosalie:
Tell her really stupid Blonde jokes.
Ask her if she'd like to try some of your Viagra.
Ask her why she won't.
Tell her she needs to go on a diet.
Tell her all the werewolves imprinted on her.
Call her Rosy-posy.
Dye her arm hair lime green.
Tell her Emmett is cheating on her with Jacob.
Tell Elmo to poke her in the eye.
Tell her she is just like Dora.
Strap her to a chair and make her watch Dora.
Copy EVERYTHING (*wink*) that she does.
Renesmee:
Ask her what it's like to be the Loch Ness Monster.
Tell her her dad used to hate her.
Tell her what her parents do at night.
Make fun of her name.
Dye her hair pink.
Ask her if she lays eggs.
Laurent:
Tell him one of the wolves imprinted on him.
Give him a hot pink cape with 'I *heart* wolves' monogrammed on it.
Tell him he dies in the second book.
Tell Alice that he wants to go shopping with him.