So, this may be a bit random. And tell me if you don't understand some of it! I don't know if I just wrote some of it in my head then the rest on word! But it all should hopefully make sense... hopefully *crosses fingers*

Oh and I don't think I have been including disclaimers!

Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, the hobbit, or any of those random fellowships I made up... if they actually exist! I only own my OC's

A heavily make-upped woman paced about in front of Emily, wearing what looked like a extremely expensive trouser suit with grey stripes. Her hair was pinned back into a tight blond bun, and she had a very tight-lipped expression on her face. She stopped pacing, and turned to look at an awkward looking Emily

"I am expecting the very best from you Seraphina, we only employ the best, and this is the first time we have released an agent into the Mary-sue organisation! Our hopes are pinned on you!" The blond lady dictated, then carried on with her usual pacing.

"We are now going to send you into hair and make-up, but as a company we will be giving you proper lessons on how to be a professional Mary-Sue," She paused for effect, "Of course."

Emily scoffed inwardly, what did that batty lady think she had been doing for the past six years of her life! Ugh, people like that disgusted her.

The lady, who had at this point got out her Iphone and had started furiously tapping away, waved her on to a door without looking up,

"That way Seraphina," she sent her text with a flourish. "Oh, and good luck."

Moving in the direction she had been pointed in, Emily found herself at a red shiny door, which conveniently, said 'Hair and Make-up' on it.

Emily pushed cautiously at the door, and entered into the room.

It was a brightly lit, happy looking place, and everyone in it looked friendly. The walls were painted a pale cream, and it had a red carpet, the type you would find in schools, or a hotel.

A plump woman with flaming red hair pulled back into a loose ponytail scurried up to her.

"This way dearie, we will soon have you all sorted out." She pulled Emily by the arm, and Emily followed obediently, she had taken a liking to this woman.

"So, where're you off to hun?" the woman, who Emily later found out was called Jane, asked.

"I-I don't know if I'm allowed to tell you," Emily smiled apologetically.

"Nonsense! I need to know so I know how to make you up, what time period you will be from." She sat her down into a red chair to match the carpet, and it was facing a mirror which was covered in newspaper clippings from all around the world.

"Oh," she relaxed slightly "Well, i'm going to work with the fellowship"

"Oh dear, you're going to have to be a bit more specific than that! Is it the fellowship of Christ, in the fifteenth century? The fellowship of love, from the island of habantui, the fellowship of war and crime, from the planet veturien?" She sighed, "There are many fellowships hun, so be a bit specific."

"Wow, I didn't know there were so many! I thought it was just middle-earth that got Mary-Sues." Emily said, astonished.

"Ha-ha, no. Unfortunately the pests of our universe are more spread out than you would think." Jane suddenly changed her expression, to a cheery look. "So, its Middle-earth you're going to is it. Then I expect its the fellowship of the ring you will be joining!"

Emily laughed, "Yes, yes it is!"

Jane turned and took a curly ginger wig out of a drawer nearby her.

"I have to wear THAT?" Emily exclaimed in horror, for it was truly the brightest red, most curly wig she had EVER seen!

Jane gave her a sympathetic look. "And violet contact lenses, I do not doubt your acting skills, but I am afraid you also must look the part."

Emily sighed, "Just get it over with."

Please review, and tell me if my chapters are too short! I have to try and fit them in with homework and such!