-1a/n: hi! I was bored, and I should be working on my other story, but I absolutely LOVE this story and had a good idea for a chapter!! I am glad I rated it T, if you think it should become M, tell me, and I'll change it!!!!
Disclaimer: Me: hi! I want to own Edward!
Edward: well, not goin' to happen
Me: why not?
Alice: Stephenie made us, and I had a vision, we will be stephenies until she is dead!
Me: Darn!!!!!!!!!
Notes With Bella and The Gang
Edward: bold Bella: bold underline Alice: normal Jasper: underline Emmet: italics
Hi Bella
Hi Edward
Hi Jasper
Hi Alice
Guess what,
What?
Bella and I want the Wii
The WHAT?
The NINTENDO Wii, not a mans.
That's good to know…
So, the Nintendo wii… why?
It's a thingamajig! And it's fun!
Alice?
She's right, it's fun!! I saw a vision of us playing it! It was awesome!!
Alice?
Bella?
Do you remember that song I taught you?
Which one?
The made-up one we sang about Edward
NO WAY ARE YOU SINGING THAT!
Sing what?
PLEASE DON'T SING IT!!!!!!!!
Edward, now we have to!
Ready?
No
Edward-is-an-idiot, idiot, idiot!
PLEASE STOP
Eeedward is an idiot and we all know it!
EVEN EDWARD KNOWS IT!!!!!
NNNNOOOO NNNNOOOO
They made THAT about you?
Yes, very sad.
Hey Alice?
Bella?
Should I tell Emmet and Jasper HOW we came up with that name?
NNNNOOOO
YES!!!!
Sure
YES!!!! OMIGOD YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward told Alice that it should be name Edward-is-an-idiot club!
Can I ask WHY??????????
Cause our old name was really long! It was…
new-game-wanters-cause-Edward-got-the-wrong-game-for-me club!!!!!
I like the new name better!!
Does anyone want to join beat-Emmet's-idiocy-out-of-him club?
I already pledged my allegiance to the Edward-is-an-idiot club!!!!!
Can you make the name shorter?
Yes, now it's the Emmet's-idiocy-beater-outers!
Sorry, still to long and makes no sense!!
You should be better at this, you are horrible at making names, BELLA, on the other hand, has some TALENT!
Thanks!!
This is confusing me, did we not say that I made the name?
Stop trying to take the credit! Your fiancé is a genius!
YEAH!!!!
HUN?
YUP?
I'm confused
Why?
Stop being mushy!!!!
Yeah! I officially join the no-mushy-club!
-Emmet leaves-
You should be less mushy, shouldn't they, baby?
Yeah, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I hope I am!
-they start to make out and Edward and Bella had to get their attention-
And WE are the mushy ones?????
I know!! They are sick!
We are not sick, we can't get sick, we are vampires!
Alice?
YUP?
I think she meant the other kind of sick…
Really? Duh, these girls, shopping, and stuff is more important than a thirsty vampire!!
Yeah!
EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!
Sorry…
JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME!!!!!
Sorry…
What else do you have to say?????????
Edward and Jasper say together: all three) sorry, Bella and Alice, we love you.
Now, THAT is more like it!!
What happened to the Nintendo Wii thing?
Do you both still want one??
bella and Alice together: bold italics)YES TO THE MAX!!!!
Time to go buy the girls another toy.
BRING HOME ALL THE NINTENDO WII GAMES YOU CAN FIND, WE CAN CHOSE LATER!
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a/n I kind of got totally off topic with that shopping and stuff and mushy stuff, but it was fun to write!!! R&R!!!!