Killer Care Bear Monkeys Are Coming to Take Over!

by P1pp1n's Mushr00ms

[This was Alisha's idea!] How to put this... Basicly, it's about MonkeyCare Bears that wanna take over the world. WARNING: EXTREME RANDOMNESS! THIS WAS A RESULT OF A SUGAR HIGH!It was very funny while I was writing it. Try it if you want.

3. The Saga Continues to Continue

Killer Care Bears Are Coming To Take Over! (a.k.a. KCBACTTO)

CHAPTER 3 – The Saga Continues to Continue.

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With the Monkeys (and everyone else)

Chris (cheering): "YAY! I'm alive!"

[The Monkeys and company all grin stupidly, Glina disappears, leaving them to continue to plot against the Care Bears, when there are two screams and two bodies fall from the sky. When they stand up, the group sees they are none other than Clay Aiken and Orlando Bloom, who is in his Legolas costume, weapons included.]

Jillian (clearly overwhelmed by their presences): "OH, MY GOD!! IT'S CLAY AIKEN AND ORLANDO BLOOM!!!"

[Clay stars singing 'Solitaire' and is stopped when a shaft of wood it shoved through the back of his skull and out his mouth. As he falls, a grey monkey is seen standing behind him.]

Jillian: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Orlando (in his English accent): "Oye! What'd you do that for?"

Chris (shrugging): "I dunno."

Orlando (proudly): Then I shall avenge his pointless death!"

[Orlando unsheathes the twin blades from the scabbards on his back. With a small whistle, the pair of swords twirling. Chris snaps his fingers and a katana appears out of nowhere. (a/n: Why? Cuz I said so!)]

Alisha (tears streaming down face): "No! You've only just gotten well!"

Iolaus (sits down): "This might be good."

[Vader, Luke, Indy, Herc, and the rest of the Monkeys nod and sit down next to Iolaus to watch the next example of senseless violence.]

Orlando (spinning the swords): "Are you ready to die?"

Chris (mimicking): "Are you ready to die?"

Orlando: "I don't sound like that!"

[Chris mimics his again, provoking the Elf-wannabe into attacking. Light catches the blades as they sing in battle. Finally--]

Orlando (bleeding heavily): "You bastard! You cut my damn arm off!"

Chris (shrugs): "Oops."

[The blades star t whirling again, Orlando's blood coats the room. (Yet he's not slowing down! Hmm...) Finally--]

Orlando (standing on one leg): "MUST you continue to hack off body parts??"

Chris: "Yup."

[They keep fighting; Orlando hops around on his one leg, wielding his sword.]

Chris: "AH HAH!! Now you DIE!"

[He brings the sword down and slices Orlando's stomach open. Pizza and candy (still wrapped, of course!) spill out, causing the Monkeys and friends to dive for it.]

Greg (yelling): "CANDY!!"

[They snack on the food, still watching the fight.]

Orlando (with dying breath): "I'm sorry I couldn't avenge you, Clay! You were a worthy adversary, Christopher, but I SHALL HAUNT YOU FOR ETERNITY!! Because you struck me down, I shall only become stronger! I WILL--"

Monkeys (all yelling): "SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY!!"

Orlando: "FINE!!" (dies)

[Monkeys and friends cheer while Chris drops his sword with a triumphant yell. Then they go back to plotting.]

w/ Care Bears

Furbies: "We love you!"

Grumpy (shakes his head): "This is gonna take a while..."

LATER

Happy (yelling over Furbies): "How can we get these godforsaken things trained?"

Grumpy (pulles out machine gun): "We'll use FORCE!"

Cheery: "What happened to the CARE BEAR army? I know we have one! Why do we need General Hamtaro and his Ham Ham soldiers along with these stupid Furbies?"

[A sudden roar from behind them catches their attention. They spin around to see no other that--]

All (yelling happily): "Brave Heart!"

Brave Heart: "Hi, Guys!"

[They all hug, welcoming the Care Bear Cousin, then go back to trying to train the Furbies.]

Brave Heart: "Let me train 'em. I'll whip 'em into shape!"

All: "Take 'em!"

[They leave Brave Heart to train the Furbies and go to sleep.]

With the Monkeys

[They are all cleaning up Orlando guts and Clay blood while Jillian mourns for them.]

Jillian (crying): "Never again will the gorgeous Orlando be seen again on the silver screen. His beautiful face shall be forever engraved on my heart. The talented Clay Aiken shall never sing another sweet note. He will always—"

All (Including Indy and friends): "Shut the fuck up!"

[Jillian's mouth snaps closed and she storms off to sulk and pout somewhere else.]

[Meanwhile, unknown to them, a certain green monkey sneaks away from the group.]

LATER

Chris (looks around): "Where's Greg?"

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A/N: Next chapter: The Saga Continues to Continue to Continue