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That Explains It

By Waterrain

England wished that he didn't have to be there for the tension between America and Russia were at unbelievable levels.

"Hey, England." America said causally and he was smiling brightly at the green eyed Nation.

"Yes, America?" England asked in a bored tone.

"Do you think Russia is a slut for asking a lot of other Nations to become one with him?" America asked innocently while looking at the violet eyed Nation.

"I have no comment." England stated firmly and his arms were crossed. "I'm not going to be involved."

"Hello, England." Russia said innocently as he looked at the green eyed Nation.

"Yes, Russia." England commented calmly and he mentally sighed.

"Do you think America is a brat?" Russia asked him while looking at the blue eyed Nation.

"No comment." England replied simply and he noticed America's cheeks were puffed out.

"I'm not a brat." America stated firmly, his arms crossed, and head held up high. "I refuse to ever let you top me, Russia. Seriously, You are the one being a brat by refusing to be on bottom. It is your fault that we have not ever had sex with each other."

'Why must I be here?' England wondered silently and sighed softly. 'Why me?'

"It is not my fault, Capitalist Kitten. You are the one being stubborn, refusing to be beneath me, and take what I have to offer you. Everyone I have been with has always agreed to be under me." Russia commented to the blue eyed Nation. "It is not my fault."

"Like hell I'll ever be beneath you in any sort of way." America snapped angrily and he grabbed Russia's elbow. "No way will I be the one on bottom. You are older than me, fragile like a doll, and should always be on bottom."

"I'm older, da. I'm not fragile as you know very well, America. I have a lot more experience than you." Russia informed him gently and smiled innocently. "So let the one with more experience be on top."

"Hey, Russia. Have you ever dragged a car behind for an hour without feeling tired?" America asked cheerfully and he tilted his head. "I have more stamina. So I should obviously be the one on top cause I have a lot of stamina."

England tried to ignore America and Russia, but it was difficult and he closed his green eyes.

'I have a headache.' England thought and he sighed to himself. 'They are both bloody childish. Why can't they just take turns?'

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