A/N #A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, running the stand. "Hey!" Bum Bum Bum, "Got any grapes?"#
Duck song 4 The Win! sorry for my randomness. Merry christmas eve! Are you guys excited 4 tomorrow? I sure am. I need 2 know if I get an iTunes gift card, since Im going 2 Orlando in Febuary and I need new stuff.
Anyways, I got 3 ideas from your guys after last chapter was posted. I finally decided to do all 3 today, so YAY! The more I get I'll probably do that many in a day. So first up, from the amazing matt4321 (whos also writing a Dear Fanfiction Writers as well, check it out!), is Puck on Fuck! (dont ask)
Dear you messed up pervs called Fanfiction Writers,
Now, I was reading (ha just kidding, I dont read) some of the Quick and Puckleberry smut, and you guys kept mentioning something called Pinn.
I needed to know what the hell this is and you know what I found?
Me and Finn doing it!
God, and Santana thought Pezberry was bad.
We are friends, and I don't mean Friends With Benefits.
Because of you guys, I keep getting called a... I'm not even going to say it. Look at Santana's letter and you will know my pain.
And worse, Rachel and Hummel keep giving me these pissed off looks like your stupid stories are real.
I would NEVER, even if I was gay, let Finnocence do that to me.
So shut up your little dirty minds or YOU WILL PAY.
Sincerly,
Puck
A/N Not my best work, but noone can make perfect and consistent stories right? Doesn't Puck seem like someone who reads Quick and Puckleberry smut? DOnt anwser that. Review?
UndercoverGleek ;) (I forgot about this last chapter and I woke up in shock becaise I realized this :(
