Why I'm I having to serve Sasuke tea again? Naruto thought as he began pouring him tea. But he kept smiling around him anyways. Sasuke didn't know who he was…yet. He gulped, this was horrible. Were as Sasuke was enjoying himself. Yep, the boy was real. Real fine. He couldn't take his eyes off him and licked his lips. Never had the young Uchiha felt such strong urge to rape someone before. Could you blame him? Have you seen that ass? It was damn sexy. Naruto turned around and walked over with the drinks.

"Here you go," he smiled as he handed Sasuke the drink and sat across from him "Rose Lavender Tea."
Sasuke took a sniff. It smelt nice, but what a weird thing to put into a drink.
"Why rose and lavender?"
"Because when these herbs are blended together they have a very soothing effect. Helps calm people."
To prove his point he then took a sip of his own cup. He really needed it. Sasuke too took a sip. It wasn't too bad… but tea wasn't his cup of joe.

"So," Naruto began a conversation "Why you here?"
As if just realizing something Sasuke began looking around.
"I saw her come in here…" He then turned to face Naruto "Does Naruko work here?"
Naruto chuckled a little nervously. What was he gonna say?
"Uh, Naruko? Nooo…"
"Then why did she come in here?"
"She's…related to the boss. Yeah, uh, she does errands and stuff…B-but she doesn't like 'work work' here. Yeah know?"
He chuckled again and rubbed the back of his neck hopping Sasuke would buy it. I mean, it's not like he completely lied about it. Some of it was true…

"What's your name?"
"Huh? Oh uh, it's Naruto."
"…are you related to her?"
Didn't I already answer this? He thought to himself a little annoyed.
"Who?" Naruto decided to play dumb anyways hoping Sasuke would just drop it already.
"Naruko. You guys look alike and you have very similar names."
He did have a point. Damn it. What was he supposed to say? The truth? Ha! Fat chance!
"You go to her school right? Please don't cause her trouble."
"Wha-?" Sasuke was a little taken aback. He was her friend for crist sake! "What makes you think that I would?"
"You just 'happen' to see her go in here and decided to, what, come in and say hi? Do you honestly think she wanted you to know about this?"
Sasuke felt a ping at his heart. Wow, this guy sure knew how to make him look like a total ass. Weren't host supposed to, oh I don't know, make you feel better about your self? Not worsen?
"…sorry."
Naruto smiled genially.
"It's alright."
He knew Sasuke meant well. That and he knew Sasuke was a good person. Sasuke wouldn't go around telling people. Meanwhile Sasuke's stomach was doing flips. God that was a gorgeous smile.

Meanwhile girls would glance every now and then at the two boys. Who wouldn't? They were two very gorgeous boys. It didn't take long for Jiraiya to notice. He also noticed the women were calling their other lady friends over. Something about having two hot boys with one another was bring more people into his club. Then he remembered something. Something he saw in an anime Naruto showed him. Ironicly it was called Oran Host Club, which if you couldn't get from the title alone, was about a host club. Yes, Jiraiya remembered that there were twin hosts that lured girls into the club by hitting on each other. Was…was this the same thing? Was it because Naruto was hosting for a boy that it was bringing more customers? Because it LOOKED like Naruto was flirting with another man? If talking alone was doing this much…

"Take it you don't like tea?"
Naruto chuckled noticing Sasuke hadn't even touched his cup since he took the first sip.
"…it wasn't bad."
"If you want something else, just ask."
Can I have you? Sasuke thought to himself. He clinched onto his pant leg, hoping that it would somehow reduce his urgues. When Naruto saw that he took it differently. He got up, walked behind Sasuke and began rubbing his shoulders.
"Relax, there's no need to be nervous."
Sasuke's grip loosen and gave into the soothing sensation. This…this felt nice. But it didn't really help sense it made him want Naruto even more.

Now none of the ladies were paying attention to their hosts. They were all lost in the sense of sweetness that was coming off of the two boys.
"They look like a couple!"
"They look perfect together."
"I'd pay just to see them kiss."
That got Jiraiya's attention. People would seriously pay for something like that?
"How much exactly?"
The lady then showed Jiraiya $200 (keep in mind these are very rich retired middle age woman). The sound of a cashier machine went through Jiraiya's head. He turned around and started walking over to the boys.

Once Naruto was done he sat down right next to Sasuke.
"Feel better?"
Not as good as he was about to feel. Right after Naruto had said that Jiraiya came up from behind and gave Naruto the slightest nudge which caused him to lean in and kiss Sasuke on the lips. Girls went wild and Jiraiya smirked, something told him he was going to get a lot more than just 200 extra dollars. Naruto pulled back, face completely red from embarrassment.
"I-I-I-I"
Naruto was trying to apologize but his brain couldn't think straight. All that kept going through his head was, holly shit, holly shit, holly shit! I just kissed my best friend! What the hell! Whaaaa!

Sasuke on the other hand was having a whole other reaction. His cock twitched. Naruto just looked so fuckable right now. Sasuke cupped Naruto's chin, which in turn made Naruto stop talking, and planted a kiss on him. Naruto's eye's widened. Wha-? What was going on? Sasuke placed a hand on his chest and was slightly pushing him down onto the couch. What was Sasuke doing? Sasuke's other hand weaved into Naruto's hair and slightly pressed Naruto's head closer to his. No no no no no! Naruto placed his own hands on Sasuke's chest and tried to push him off. But Sasuke was gonna have none of that. He nibbled Naruto's bottom lip, confused Naruto opened his mouth
"What are you-?!"
And Sasuke dove his tong into his mouth. Shocked Naruto clinched his hands on Sasuke's shirt. He made noices of confusion but after a while it started dying down. Wha-? What was going on? His mind was getting all fuzzy. Why…why did this feel good? He moaned. Wait, no no no no NO! Naruto pushed Sasuke away and was reduced to a panting mess. Sasuke was his best friend! Not his lover!

"Way to go boys!" Jiraiya cheered.
Naruto jerked his head towards him.
"You damn perv!"
"Oh I wouldn't talk if I were you lover boy."
If Naruto could blush even more he would. He tried getting up, but Sasuke was still hovering above him. Not sure what else to do he got on his elbows and leaned away from Sasuke looking down in embarrassment. Sasuke smirked. This boy was gonna be his.
"I want a job."
Naruto jerked and looked up at him. No! Don't you dare!
"Done!" Jiraiya yelled merely.
Sasuke looked down at Naruto.
"Looks like were going to be seeing a lot more of each other, huh?"
Naruto made a small whimper. Why was this happening to him?