Mina: Hello and welcome to Who Say's That Anywase. Since Hotaru is playing
tonight, directors orders, I'm your host Minna I'm-to-sexy-for-myself Anio.
Now lets meet the Contestance.
::Audience applauds and laughs::
Mina: First we have I can blow up the universe Hotaru Tomoe.
Hotaru: *sweat drop* Hi Mina, um.... nice intro.
Mina: I'm perfect in every way Michiru Kino.
Michi: Hello, and you know I'm not totally perfect.
Mina: Trowa badass bangs Barton.
Trowa: ........
Mina: Quatra cute bishi dessert boy Winner.
Quatra: *Blushes* Hello Miss Anio.
Mina: Duo god of death Maxwell.
Duo: I get to play with my babe.
Haruka: *from audience* I'm still gonna kill you for flirting with Taru.
Mina: And Piro Chick with a bad attitude Raye Hino.
Raye: I do not have a bad attitude!
Mina: First game is hoedown downtown. This is for Taru, Duo, Raye, and Quatra! Sing on kiddies!
Raye:
I am a temple priestess.
I think you should mind your own business.
I hate Wu-man the baka
And I really like to talka.
Quatra:
I like having tea
But it makes me have to pea
I play the violin
Some people say I play like it's a sin.
Hotaru:
My parents really love me
Their very protective you see
And when Duo tries to flirt
He's gonna end up majorly hurt
And buried under the dirt.
Duo:
I don't care if Tenoh wants to beat me.
I wanna take her 'daughter out to tea.
And she ain't gonna stand in my way.
Else I take deathsythe out and end her day.
Mina: ::buzz:: Okay then..... Next we have props. This is for Michi, Trowa, Quatra, and Raye.
Trowa: *holding up a frying pan* Look at my new lollypop, it's greece flavored.
Raye: *holding a dictionary* I am Professor Mizano, please read pages 10000- 1999999.
Quatra: *Holding a scuba diving tank* anyone wanna go sand diving?
Michi: *Holding a big bouquet of flowers* Thank you all for voting for me for Miss Universe. It's such an honor.
::Buzz::
Mina: We'll be right back after this commercial break.
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Haruka comes out with a bottle of dish-washing fluid. "I love the fresh scent of new pine forest rain."
"I like the sewer water scented one better." Setsuna says popping out from behind the counter.
"No the best is muddy earth scented." Michi grins.
"I like the marshmallow one the best." Taru said plopping on the table. (An: personal joke between me and earth goddess)
All outers start to fight. Taru takes out glaive, and the others their weapons. They have a free for all fighting about dish-washing stuff.
After they're done Serena comes skipping on. "I think that we'll all agree, that what ever the scent, Dawn is the way to go!"
Mina: And now, we're back! Next game is Hillbilly Hanging. This is for Taru, Quatra, Duo, and Trowa. Begin.
Taru: Heya Clem.
Trowa: Heya Emmys.
Duo: Are you flirting with my gal?
Quatra: Hey who took my liquor?
::Audience: sweat drops and falls anime style.::
Taru: Now Ernest, ya'll be nice ta Clem here.
Duo: No Emmys, I ain't gonna be no damned nice to that two toad Mc'haller.
Trowa: Are ya'll suggestin a feud Nickerson. Cause if'n ya are, then take out your guns.
Quatra: I love a good feud.
Taru: Hold on just a minute you's all. I ain't gonna have no feuding over little old me.
Mina: ::buzz:: I love this button! Oh, ya. That's our show for tonight folks. I'm your gorgeous host, Mina Aino.
Taru: I've got over protective parent…. and a really cute bishi boyfriend!
Duo: Did she say boyfriend! Yes! Yes! I'm so good!
Haruka: Why you little! Starts chasing Duo around the stage.
Quatra: Goodnight Miss Aino, and viewers.
Trowa: ………..
Raye: I'm a priestess.
Michi: I'm not perfect.
All: Goodbye!
Credits roll.
Lights fade.
Taru: Thanks for taking over Mina.
Mina: No prob! I loved the button.
Taru: /falls over anime style/ Figures
Duo: Hey Taru, wanna go get something to eat.
Taru: Sure.
Ruka: Oh no you don't! /starts chasing him again, but trips over a wire./ Owie.
Michi: Ruka! /runs over but trips too/ Owes.
Taru: That has to hurt.
Amy: If the camera's little red light is on, doesn't that mean the camera's on?
Trowa: ………….
Suna: Yes, last time I checked.
Taru: I'm gonna go change.
Duo: Can I come? /gets nose bleed/
Taru: You can wait here.
Duo: Damn
Mina: /giggles/ Hey did anyone see where that bishi Quatra ran off to?
Trowa: ………….
Amy: Her everyone.
All: What?
Suna: The camera's still on.
All: Nani???
Mina: Oh, hi! /waves/
Ruka: I did not fall over.
::Audience applauds and laughs::
Mina: First we have I can blow up the universe Hotaru Tomoe.
Hotaru: *sweat drop* Hi Mina, um.... nice intro.
Mina: I'm perfect in every way Michiru Kino.
Michi: Hello, and you know I'm not totally perfect.
Mina: Trowa badass bangs Barton.
Trowa: ........
Mina: Quatra cute bishi dessert boy Winner.
Quatra: *Blushes* Hello Miss Anio.
Mina: Duo god of death Maxwell.
Duo: I get to play with my babe.
Haruka: *from audience* I'm still gonna kill you for flirting with Taru.
Mina: And Piro Chick with a bad attitude Raye Hino.
Raye: I do not have a bad attitude!
Mina: First game is hoedown downtown. This is for Taru, Duo, Raye, and Quatra! Sing on kiddies!
Raye:
I am a temple priestess.
I think you should mind your own business.
I hate Wu-man the baka
And I really like to talka.
Quatra:
I like having tea
But it makes me have to pea
I play the violin
Some people say I play like it's a sin.
Hotaru:
My parents really love me
Their very protective you see
And when Duo tries to flirt
He's gonna end up majorly hurt
And buried under the dirt.
Duo:
I don't care if Tenoh wants to beat me.
I wanna take her 'daughter out to tea.
And she ain't gonna stand in my way.
Else I take deathsythe out and end her day.
Mina: ::buzz:: Okay then..... Next we have props. This is for Michi, Trowa, Quatra, and Raye.
Trowa: *holding up a frying pan* Look at my new lollypop, it's greece flavored.
Raye: *holding a dictionary* I am Professor Mizano, please read pages 10000- 1999999.
Quatra: *Holding a scuba diving tank* anyone wanna go sand diving?
Michi: *Holding a big bouquet of flowers* Thank you all for voting for me for Miss Universe. It's such an honor.
::Buzz::
Mina: We'll be right back after this commercial break.
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Haruka comes out with a bottle of dish-washing fluid. "I love the fresh scent of new pine forest rain."
"I like the sewer water scented one better." Setsuna says popping out from behind the counter.
"No the best is muddy earth scented." Michi grins.
"I like the marshmallow one the best." Taru said plopping on the table. (An: personal joke between me and earth goddess)
All outers start to fight. Taru takes out glaive, and the others their weapons. They have a free for all fighting about dish-washing stuff.
After they're done Serena comes skipping on. "I think that we'll all agree, that what ever the scent, Dawn is the way to go!"
Mina: And now, we're back! Next game is Hillbilly Hanging. This is for Taru, Quatra, Duo, and Trowa. Begin.
Taru: Heya Clem.
Trowa: Heya Emmys.
Duo: Are you flirting with my gal?
Quatra: Hey who took my liquor?
::Audience: sweat drops and falls anime style.::
Taru: Now Ernest, ya'll be nice ta Clem here.
Duo: No Emmys, I ain't gonna be no damned nice to that two toad Mc'haller.
Trowa: Are ya'll suggestin a feud Nickerson. Cause if'n ya are, then take out your guns.
Quatra: I love a good feud.
Taru: Hold on just a minute you's all. I ain't gonna have no feuding over little old me.
Mina: ::buzz:: I love this button! Oh, ya. That's our show for tonight folks. I'm your gorgeous host, Mina Aino.
Taru: I've got over protective parent…. and a really cute bishi boyfriend!
Duo: Did she say boyfriend! Yes! Yes! I'm so good!
Haruka: Why you little! Starts chasing Duo around the stage.
Quatra: Goodnight Miss Aino, and viewers.
Trowa: ………..
Raye: I'm a priestess.
Michi: I'm not perfect.
All: Goodbye!
Credits roll.
Lights fade.
Taru: Thanks for taking over Mina.
Mina: No prob! I loved the button.
Taru: /falls over anime style/ Figures
Duo: Hey Taru, wanna go get something to eat.
Taru: Sure.
Ruka: Oh no you don't! /starts chasing him again, but trips over a wire./ Owie.
Michi: Ruka! /runs over but trips too/ Owes.
Taru: That has to hurt.
Amy: If the camera's little red light is on, doesn't that mean the camera's on?
Trowa: ………….
Suna: Yes, last time I checked.
Taru: I'm gonna go change.
Duo: Can I come? /gets nose bleed/
Taru: You can wait here.
Duo: Damn
Mina: /giggles/ Hey did anyone see where that bishi Quatra ran off to?
Trowa: ………….
Amy: Her everyone.
All: What?
Suna: The camera's still on.
All: Nani???
Mina: Oh, hi! /waves/
Ruka: I did not fall over.