Another Theta and Koschei story :) enjoy:
Names
"Koschei, what do you think you'll pick as a name?" Theta asked his friend.
"I'm going to be the Master." Koschei answered puffing out his chest. He deflated when Theta bursted into laughter next to him. "What?" He demanded.
Theta managed to stop laughing, though he was still grinning like an idiot, long enough to answer, "The Master? What do you think the Elders will say to that?" He started giggling.
"I like it! It's a name that demands respect!" Koschei tried to defend his name.
"Yes, but it's a bit pompous."
"Alright then, what are you picking as a name." Koschei demanded.
Theta thought about it for a minute. Finaly, he spoke, "I was thinking about calling myself the Doctor." He said proudly.
Koschei chuckled.
"What?" Theta asked. He was blushing.
"You can't just go around claiming to be a doctor, you can't even pass your TARDIS exams."
"Better than being called the Master." Theta mumbled. He giggled when he saw Koschei blush.