You know, this story started with an original story I was writing that seemed so much like Pip and Damien. So I just changed it to a fanfiction. I procrastinated on doing it, but a REALLY cute picture of the two together made me finally do it. Pip and Damien is my favorite South Park couple!
Warning: It's a South Park Fanfic, so you should expect some type of foul language.
Disclaimer: I don't own a damn thing. Wish I did. But I don't. I do own Seth though. (Who will be showing up once their out of school)
Title: Yin and Yang
Summary: Damien and Pip have been friends for quite some time. Damien has always protected Pip since it seems he wont do it himself But Pip get's tired of Damien's "Mother Bear" Protection, and actually defends one of his own bullies. Making Kyle, Kenny, and Stan rethink the way they treat the two. Cartman however could care less about how he treats people and how it affects them in the long run. Can they all be friends, or at least decent to one another, or where they born to be enemies. PipXDamien
Character Description
Name: Seth
Age: 22
Height: 6"1
Relation: Pip's uncle - from his dad's side
Appearance:
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Personality: He kind've a laid back type of person. When Pip's not with Damien he's most likely with his Uncle Seth. Because there's only a six year difference between him and Pip they act more like brother's then uncle and nephew.
(I'll add more as the story goes on)
' ' Thinking
" " Talking
Italics emphasis on word
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Title: Yin and Yang
Chapter 2:
As soon as those words slipped from Kenny's lips, the teacher walked by and tripped. The scissors in her hand stabbing Kenny in the back of the neck. Kenny knew it was coming, and almost wished it would happen. He was having a horrible day and wanted to start over anyway. Kenny, laying face down on his desk with a pair of scissors sticking out the back of his throat, was bleeding to death and no one even batted an eye lash. Not like anyone ever did anyway. All Mrs. Sia did was retrieve her scissors and continue with what she was doing.
"Dude" Stan put his hand over the book that him and Kyle were sharing. Blocking Kyle's view of the book, so he would stop reading and pay attention to what he just saw. "That bitch just Killed Kenny!" Kyle stopped trying to remove Stan's hand from the pages.
"What? And she didn't even apologize? What a bastard!"
"I know."
Damien was currently watching over Pip in the Nurse's office when all of that happened. He felt the room heat up a bit.
"The idiot died again." Pip rolled over so he was facing Damien.
"What?"
"Never mind. Go back to sleep." Damien pushed Pip's head back down on the pillow. A red glow emitted from the hand holding the blonds' head down.
"Damien. My head feels hot."
"I know. Relax, ok?" Pip nodded softly. As soon as his eyes were shut his breathing slowed and his entire body fell limp. He was fast asleep. Damien was about to take a seat by the bed when his cell phone rang. It startled the gothic boy, he almost dropped it trying to see who it was and trying to shut it off. He rushed out the Nurse's Office so not to wake to sleeping blond.
"Pop, I sewer, it better be good. I'm still at school."
"Damien? Is that you?"
"Who else would it be?"
"I know, but your voice has gotten so much deeper. You're really growing up aren't you?"
"Pop." Damien massaged the bridge of his nose.
"I know. I need you to do me a favor."
"Big favor or little favor?"
"It depends on how much work you put into it. Any favor can be a little one if you half ass it."
"Can I?"
"No Damien. I need you to be responsible and serious about this one."
"But I'm a Toys R Us kid."
"Damien." His father said in a warning tone.
"Fine. What do you need me to do?"
"Well first I need you to come home -not for long- just so I can talk to you in person."
"I'll come by tonight."
"Why not now?"
"I'm busy!"
"What can be more important then your own father?!"
"A lot of things. Bye Pop." Damien hung up before his father could say anymore. 'He's so annoying.' He would never admit it, but she really didn't mind his father's calls. Even though they have absolutely nothing to talk about except business, it was still better then not talk at all. They are the only family each other has.
The ringing of the school bell woke Damien from his thoughts. School was over.
"Dammit. I skipped 6th period."
The bell woke Pip from his sleep. Glancing around the room he searched for a certain black haired boy. Pip sat up in bed a sighed deeply.
"I guess he left." When the door knob moved a smile spread across his face. He expected to see Damien, but his smile faulted when the door open only to reveal Cartman.
Stan and Kyle saw Cartman enter the Nurse's Office, but paid him no mind. They just wanted to get home. Upon exiting the school they both saw Damien approaching.
"Dude, you know school's out right?" Stan said as Damien got closer.
"I'm aware of that. I'm getting Pip." He brushed past the two.
"Where is he?" Damien stopped to answer but Kyle jumped forward before Damien could answer Stan's question.
"Oh, how is Pip? Kenny said he got hurt. He said Pip fell while trying to run." Damien was a little taken back from the question. No one has really cared about Pip except him and Pip's own family.
"He's fine. He's just sleeping right now." Stan raised an eyebrow.
"Where?"
"Nurse's office." Damien pointed behind him to the school where the school's office and nurse's office was located. Stan and Kyle eyed each other. Both remembering what they saw earlier. Kyle cleared his throat to clear the awkward silences.
"I don't mean to worry you but, we just saw Cartman walk in the nurse's office and he didn't leave or anything so-" Before he could even finish Damien was gone. Off in a mad sprint to the nurse's office. Pip and Cartman alone with no witness's spelled nothing but trouble. He busted through the doors, but only stopped when he realized no one was there.
"Pip?" When his name was called the blond slid out from under the bed.
"Yes?" Damien knelt by the bed.
"Why are you under the bed?"
"I got scared when Cartman walked in. He didn't see me though. So while he was to busy trying to get something out of his eye I slid off the bed and on to the bed." He laughed at himself.
"Don't worry about fatass. You could out run him." They both laughed at the image of Cartman trying to run and catch him. If Damien could barely do it they both knew for damn sure that Cartman couldn't catch him either. "Ready to go home?"
"Yeah."
Outside a black car drove up the two boys waiting for Damien to come out with Pip. The car drove slowly, as if observing them both. It stopped in front of them, but the tented windows made it difficult for them to see who it was. They were about to walk away but the window rolled down revealing a young man staring directly at them.
"Ay! What grade are you guys in?"
"Juniors." The man pulled off his sun glasses.
"Do either of you know a Pip Pirrup? Short, skinny, blond?"
"Yeah we're waiting for him to come out right now." Kyle was a little curious about how the man knew Pip. He was much too young to be his father.
"You know Pip?"
"Yeah. My name's Seth." He stepped out of the car and sat on the hood.
"I'm Kyle."
"Stan." The three of them joked and talked for a bit before the two polar opposites came out. As soon as Pip's eyes fell on Seth he rushed over to greet him.
"Uncle Seth! What are you doing here?" His uncle ruffled his hair a bit.
"I was already out running some errands when I thought I might as well pick you up while I'm out." He glanced at the other boys. "But if you we going to walk with you friends I can understand."
"You fuckers!!" A muffled scream came from behind the bunch. "You just left me like that! I wasn't dead you know! I was dying, but not dead!" Seth was a little confused when he saw the boy stomp over to them.
"Our bad." Was all Stan could say.
"Your bad?! Fuck that! You guys owe me-lend me five dollars." Kenny held out his hand but Stan only slapped it.
"Tomorrow. I'm broke today." Pip pulled Kenny by the arm to get his attention.
"Are you alright? Do you need a ride home?"
"You need the ride. You're the one who got clocked earlier." Seth was about to say something but was cut off by Pip.
"AH! That doesn't matter now--bye guys!--Kenny get in the car." Pip pushed Kenny toward the car as Seth got back in and started the car up. Damien opened the door for Pip and closed it behind him. "You're not coming?"
"No. I have to stop by my dad's place first."
"Ok." He pouted.
"Stop by my house before you go home. I should be quick with my dad. We don't have much to talk about anyway. You still have my spare key right?" Pip nodded. "Good. Wait for me at my house."
"Alright."
"Tell your dad I said Hi." Kenny said as the car was driving off. Damien turned and noticed Kyle and Stan were still there.
"Are you guys following me today or something?" Kyle and Stan both looked at each other then back to Damien.
"We're just bored." They said in unison.
Kenny was currently nursing a massive headache when he felt hands in his hair. Pip was pushing his hair out the way as if he was looking for something.
"What are you doing?" He mumbled.
"Did you crack your head or something?" Pip felt under Kenny's hair and massaged his scalp.
"No. An accident with a pair of scissors." He pulled his collar down revealing the gash down the back of his neck." Pip gasped at the sight.
"Does it hurt?" Seth asked jumping into the conversation.
"Not as much as it did when it happened."
"Oh, then you're ok."
"Seth! That's mean!" Pip paused for a moment. "Hey, Damien lives around here."
"Yeah, he lives like four houses down." When the car stopped both boys got out. "Thanks for the ride."
"Yeah, thank you Seth. Don't tell mom and dad I'm here ok?"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll just say you're in an after school club or something." Pip hugged him through the window then a goodbye. Kenny watched him walk up to Damien's front door before he got an idea.
"Ay! Why don't you wait for Damien at my house? That way you won't be so bored." Pip pondered it for a moment, and then a smile spread across his face. He's never been to other peoples houses. At least not people his own age.
"Sure!"
After Damien got rid of Stan and Kyle he teleported to his father's place. He's been on earth for so long the heat startled him at first. He shook it off and proceeded to find his father, which wouldn't be to hard. His dad was most likely at home. Lately his father has been kinda irritable. Most likely due to stress or something. Damien arrived home only to find his father exactly the way he thought he would be. On the couch eating and watching The View.
"Pop. What the hell?" Damien knelt down and picked up a few empty candy wrappers.
"Oh, Damien. It's nice to see you. I missed you." Damien continued to straiten up the place.
"What happened this time? Was it Sadam? Did he stop by here?!" Satan shook his head glumly. "Then what's up?"
"I'm old and tired. You moved to the human world. I'm just lonely Damien." Damien sighed.
"You don't need a significant other to validate your own existents and to live life. Anyone can be their own island. You don't have to live your life through another Pop. I understand that no one what's to be alone, but you always meet the worst guys. I get nervous every time you bring a guy home. Didn't God say it would be better for you to stay single for a while anyway?"
"Yes, he did. But Damien, I've been single for eight years." Damien took a seat next to his father.
"So are you saying you're lonely or just needy?" Satan leaned his head on in son's shoulder.
"I don't know." The two sat in the comforting silence for a bit, but then Damien remembered why he even went back home in the first place.
"Pop? Didn't you need a favor?" Satan sat back up and cleared his throat.
"I did. I'm sorry. I need you to keep an eye on that Kenny boy."
"Why?"
"He didn't die today." Damien slid down on the couch.
"Sometimes he doesn't die. You know, like on holidays and crap."
"True, but recently he hasn't been dying and now I'm starting to get worried." Damien laughed at himself.
"It's horrible that you get worried when a person stops dying." They both shared a laugh. "Alright Pop, I'ma head home. I'm going to come by tomorrow to check on you! Clean yourself up. Set an example. You're supposed to be the big bad devil."
"I understand."
"Oh yeah. Kenny said Hi." And with that Damien teleported back to his home on earth, or so he thought. He was actually in the middle of the street a few blocks down the street from his house. Lucky there were no cars at the time.
"God my aim's off." A shuffling behind him caused the gothic boy to whip around and latch on to the person behind him.
"I-I-I-I'm s-sorry. I d-didn't mean to sneak up on ya. I just saw a familiar face." The boy was stuttering like crazy and trying his best not to panic.
"Don't I know you?" Damien loosened his grip but didn't let go.
"I-I sure hope so. We had elementary together, and junior high, and a few classes now." He finally released him and took a step back to get a real good look at the boy. He seemed harmless.
"Are you stalking me?" The boy started rubbing his hand nervously.
"No, nothing like that. I just have a good memory, that's all."
"What's your name?"
"Butters. Butters Scotch.
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Yay!! I finished chapter san! (3) Ok I know I haven't updated in a little while so I'm putting out two chapters. Even thought I wasn't updating I was still writing in my notebook everyday. So I have pretty much the whole next four chapters done already. I had a musical to do in my theater class, and I had to learn my song and all my lines. I'm so through with that damn play now. I'm tired it now. Today I was hella tired when I performed. I just felt yucky. I wasn't in the mood. NEway I'm done with that and I'm gonna try to update every Sunday now.
This is my second Fanfic so be honest. I really want people's opinions. In the wise words of one of my best friends: Being honest is not being mean. You're just tellin' the truth, and the person should either deal with it or change to be better.
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