The Dark Riders are:
1. Kamen Rider Dark Kiva(Leader)
2. Kamen Rider Dark Kabuto(Second in Command)
3. Kamen Rider Chalice(Since he's The Joker*Not the one from DC*)
4. Kamen Rider Joker(Yeah. I made Joker a Dark Rider. Deal with it)
5. Kamen Rider Nega Den-O
6. Kamen Rider Orga
7. Kamen Rider Kaixa(I made Kaixa a Dark Rider too. Deal with it)
8. Kamen Rider Ryuga
Enjoy the preview folks! And I kinda(Explaining Kamen Rider Chrome's review) made a mistake in this preview but it's been fix!
In a world similar yet unlike ours, there are heroes that protect it. Those heroes are... the Kamen Riders. Each Rider has his/her own story. In those stories, they either die or gain their deserved happy endings. And each Rider uses a belt, either created from legend or magic or by mankind itself, to transform into their Rider form. And when their stories are done, they either stay as Riders or stopped becoming them and resume their normal lives.
But there are not only good Kamen Riders, there are also evil ones as well. They are called Dark Riders. But not all Dark Riders are evil. Kamen Rider Orga, evil at first but had a change of heart, becoming a 'good' Kamen Rider. Kamen Rider Dark Kiva, whose role depends on the user. Kamen Rider Dark Kabuto, who just wanted to be left alone with his sister, but died to protect the world that his sister cared about.
All Riders story ends the same way. Some Riders die so that other Riders may gain their happy endings. But unknown to anyone in the Riders world or in our world, eight chosen ones from our world will cross world over world, alternate dimensions, the future and the past, to find a disturbance that will destroy all worlds.
"What the?-! YOU BLEW IT AGAIN SCAR BOY!"
Unfortunately, these eight are the chosen ones. These eight are: Sora, the leader of the group. Riku, the leader when Sora is either sick or plain lazy to lead. Akira, the brains of the group. Tsubasa, the serious one of the group. This four have been friends since they met. And these three join them when the five defended them from bullies. Jiro, Daichi and Kaito. But all them share the same thing, their orphans.
On an interesting note, Jiro has a X shaped scar on his face. A few minutes earlier, Sora and Hiro were playing a fighting video game. It was a free-for-all fight, them against CPUs. Unfortunately, Hiro keeps killing Sora's character before they could finish the last CPU before killing each other.
"How the h*ll can you keep killing me!-? My health bar was still full and you killed me in one freaking hit!" yelled Sora.
"It's not my fault that I hacked the game," said Jiro.
... .
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU HACKING JACK*SS!"
"SHUT THE H*LL UP SORA!" Riku screamed.
Riku, Daichi and Kaito were playing cards, but Sora and Hiro keep interrupting them with their constant yelling. Akira and Tsubasa were reading book, oddly, they were reading together and some blood were going down from their nose, but the others didn't notice.
"I swear if the universe ever make us heroes, they'll be the cause of our death," mumbled Riku.
"Why do you say that? I mean, they ARE the ones who saved our sorry a*ses when those gangsters tried beating us into a pulp," said Daichi.
"Oh shut up!"
And that's what happened before a portal opened and showed the 11 Hesei Kamen Riders.
"Uh... guys? Who're the guys in the suits?" ask Kaito.
"Holy sh*t! You guys are the 11 Hesei Kamen Riders! Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Blade, Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Decade and W! But... where's OOO?" ask Sora.
"Busy with his story. We need your help," said Decade.
"What kind of help?" ask Sora, going into 'Fan Mode' while his friends mumbled about "He watches too many TV shows," or something along the lines.
"You know there are multiple A.R Worlds, right Sora?" ask Decade, getting a nod from Sora.
"Well, there are also alternate versions of Earth as well. In one of those worlds, the show 'Kamen Rider' is real. All of the series that your world's people watch, its real in a world," continued Decade.
"In fact, all of the TV shows, video games and stuff like that are real in different worlds. We need you to become the Dark Riders to go into those worlds and find someone that will destroy all of the worlds," said Kiva.
"Isn't Decade the Destroyer of Worlds?" ask Sora.
"Kamen Rider: Climax Heroes," said Kabuto in his usual calm tone.
"Oh~. Hey wait. How the heck can I find him? I watched Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths about two weeks ago and it said there an infinity of Earths out there. We'll never find him!" said Sora after finding who the Riders were talking about.
"We know. If you accept this job, you'll stop aging and we'll stop time for your world. It'll be like you never left. And just say the world 'Stop Riders' and we'll stop time for all worlds except the one you're in so that you can help some friends you'll meet on those Earths. Doesn't mean you can't die though," said Double left half, Shotaro or also known as Kamen Rider Joker with the Lost Driver.
"OK. Hey wait... doesn't that mean the dream Faiz had is real in one world?" ask Sora.
"What's he talking about?" ask Blade to Faiz.
"You don't need to know," said Faiz.
"He's talking about that Faiz had a dream about singing and dancing and his friends respecting him like he's a king," said Decade with an amused tone.
"We'll laugh about this later," said Kuuga, though it was obvious that he was ready to laugh at any moment.
"Agreed," said most of the Riders in an amused tone.
"I hate you b*stards now," said Faiz.
"Um... guys?" ask Sora.
"Right. Right. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway, you'll become the Dark Riders and save the universe...s. You know what I mean," said Decade.
"Uh... the Dark Riders are made out of FIVE people. And their's SEVEN of us," said Riku.
"Alternate version of the Dark Riders. We'll send you to a random world so you can start. When we find you, wherever you could be, we'll send you your belts," said Decade before a flash of light sent them to who knows where.
"Ugh... my aching head. What happened?" ask Sora to himself, before he remembered what happened.
"Since I'm in a forest and the others are still fainted, I'm guessing it's true,"
"Wow. Didn't expect you here of all worlds," said Decade's voice, before Decade himself appeared.
"So boss, where are we and what's with the black clothes?" ask Sora.
"The Naruto World and I think it's suits you all since you're the Dark Riders now,"(The clothes are the Organization XIII cloaks and clothes)
"Part 1 or Part 2?"
"Part 1. This is two days before Naruto takes the Genin Exam,"
"Ah. Thanks. Always read fanfictions if someone from my world came here. But it's either too short or boring,"
"Tch. I know, good ideas, but left unfinished," said Decade.
"We're getting out of track here. And... WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS!" yelled Sora to his unconscious friends.
A few minutes later of explaining what's going on... .
"Ah. Got it," said the six.
"Good. Here's your belts," said Decade before producing suitcases.
"Why are they in suitcases?" ask Hiro.
"So you can choose idiot,"
Sora walked first, and quickly choose the suitcase that had a bat-like insignia. Riku went after that and chose the one with a kabutomushi insignia on it. Then Jiro, who chose the one with an golden X on it. Tsubasa chose the one with the heart on it. Akira chose the one with stylized dragon head on it. Kaito, choses the one with a circle that had an oddly shaped T in it. Daichi was left with the last one.
When they opened the suitcase, only Riku and Tsubasa were surprised with what they got. Then information of the belts were downloaded into their brains except for Sora, who knew what to do already to transform, so they can transform. As soon as everything was done, Decade left but not before saying: "Good luck to all of you,".
"So now what?" ask Jiro.
"Since we're in Part 1 of the Naruto story, and Decade said this is two days before Naruto becomes a Genin... I'd say we make our way to Nami no Kuni," says Sora.
And so... our heroes walked in a random direction, hoping to reach to Nami no Kuni before Naruto and his team get assign to the mission there.
Three days later... .
"What luck that we managed to find this place in three days!" said Sora.
"Yeah... . Don't you think we're too lucky to find it one day AFTER Naruto became a Genin?" ask Riku.
"Maybe the Riders help us. But I don't care! We made it!" said Sora.
They started to walk into the village, and started to pity the poor citizens.
"Everyone agree to give Gato a VERY slow and VERY painful death?" ask/whispered Sora to the others.
They nodded. Then heard a women scream.
"I read fanfictions about this moment. Gato thugs are going to kill Tsunami and Inari. Let's go," said/whispered Sora to the others.
He dash into the alley where he heard the scream, with the others in tow. Sora whispered "Stop Riders" while running. They saw some of the thugs had swords and one of them was about to throw Inari at their direction. The thug did, all of them didn't even noticed the presence of the Dark Riders. Sora caught Inari and gently put him down.
"Not. One. Word," whispered Sora to Inari, who nodded.
"Hey boys. Since we're about to kill, might as well have some fun before doing it," one of them said.
"Yeah," they all agreed, one of them was about to take his pants off. Instantly the Dark Riders knew what they were talking about.
"YOU SICK BASTARDS!" screamed Sora, before putting both his hands over his mouth while the others slapped their hands over their faces and groaned.
"Why the hell, did we made him leader?" ask Jiro.
"I... don't know," sighed Riku.
"Looks like we're gonna have a killing spree boys!" said a thug with a grin, obviously he was the leader.
"Riku. They're all yours," said Sora.
"Heh," was all Riku said before he took out his belt from a pocket dimension and put it on. Then the Dark Kabuto Zecter came.
"Henshin," whispered Riku before sliding the Zecter to the buckle of the belt.
"HENSHIN!" repeated the beetle, releasing black hexagons the covered Riku's whole body, transforming him into Kamen Rider Dark Kabuto Mask Form.(Google for the pictures if you don't know how the Riders looks like)
"What the... what is he?" ask one of the thugs, frighten.
"I-I-It's probably a Genjutsu! Yeah! A Genjutsu!" said the leader.
"Oh yeah? Cast off," said Dark Kabuto, before pulling the horn of the Zecter.
"CAST OFF!" said the Zecter, before releasing a surge of energy to the bulky armor, causing to loosen, before it exploded right off Dark Kabuto. The armor pieces destroyed some parts of the alley.
"CHANGE: BEETLE!" said the Zecter, as the horn that's similar to a kabutomushi's combined with his helmet, dividing his yellow eye piece into two. Now Dark Kabuto is in his Rider Form.
"Now... let the fun... begin. Clock up," said Dark Kabuto, before pressing a pad on his belt.
"CLOCK UP!" said the Zecter.
Suddenly, the thugs drop dead to the ground, literally. They all had deep wounds where the heart should be.
"CLOCK OVER!" they heard the Zecter voice say.
Dark Kabuto now stood right behind Tsunami was, his kunai-like weapon(The Kunai Gun) dripping blood from it's end of the blade.
"S-So fast... ," said Inari and Tsunami in shock.
The Dark Kabuto Zecter reconfigured itself to normal and detached itself from the buckle, causing the buckle to absorb the armor, both sleek and bulky, back into it by turning them into small hexagons. Riku help Tsunami up and they walked to the others.
"Wasn't even a warm up," said Riku.
"I know what your armor can do. Why'd ya think I ask you to kill them?" said Sora.
"Wha? But, but, but... . YOU!" said Riku in anger.
"Why'd ya think I'M the leader dumb*ss~," said Sora mockingly.
"Well, at least we know WHY he's leader now," said Jiro.
"Shut up Jiro," said Riku threatening way.
"In any case... thank you for saving me and my son," said Tsunami.
"No problem. I'm Sora, the one that just transformed was Riku, this is Jiro no Emo(Jiro:Hey!), Hiro, Akira, Daichi, Tsubasa and Kaito. We don't have a surname cause we're orphans," said Sora.
"Oh you poor thing," said Tsunami, feeling sorry for the boys.
"It's okay. We didn't want to know who are parents were anyway. They just left us in an alley like this one. People notice us, but couldn't take us. They just feed us when they have the time," said Sora.
"Why did you help us?" ask Inari, angrily.
"Is it wrong? We're just traveling. Whoever did this have ZERO control over us," said Sora plainly.
"Besides, we have power. And with great power, comes great responsibility," said Tsubasa.
"Something that whoever did this to Nami no Kuni doesn't know about," said Jiro angrily.
"Tells us who did this. We'll take him down," said Sora.
"Gato," said Inari, with hate.
"Gato? As in Gato from Gato Shipping Interprisess?" ask Akira, even thought he know who she was talking about.
"The same one. He's may look like a respected businessman when in public, but he's just a crook when no ones looking," said Inari.
"Then let's show him that no one should be greedy. Mind telling us why those thugs attacked you out of all the people?" ask Sora.
"It's because my father is constructing a bridge that'll connect to the Land of Fire, freeing us from Gato's control," said Tsunami.
"Then most of us will help your father construct the bridge while at least two of us will protect you and uh... what's your name?" ask Sora sheepishly.
'I need to know how the HECK I'm so good at acting. Maybe Decade did something about it,' thought Sora.
"Inari," said Inari, unaware that the Dark Riders already know his name.
"Well... nice to meet you," said Sora sticking out his hand, hoping the kid will shake it.
It's been a few weeks since the Dark Riders met Tsunami and her family. Granted the old man(Tazuna) thought that they were brats, as he called them, that were in love with Tsunami. That got him a good kick on the head from the Riders. Anyhow, a week after they, officially, met him, Gato's thugs attacked some of the villagers. They put on the Organization XIII cloaks and wear the hood, so they wouldn't know who they were and stopped them.
Granted they killed some of them, but now they were officially called the Dark Riders. It wouldn't be long until Tazuna will ask them the question that should they ask for ninja help. Oh wait, he just ask.
"We don't need ninjas granpa! Sora-nii and the others are enough!" said Inari. He had grown to like the Riders after three weeks.
"We don't mind either way. Besides Inari, it's good to trust other people. If you don't... how the heck will you marry then?" said Sora, causing everyone in the room to facefault.
"Ew! I'm not interested in THAT!" said Inari.
"You will eventually," said Sora.
"GAH! I'm not listening!" said Inari before running to his room.
"Thanks to you boys people are full of life again," said Tsunami as she served them drinks.
"No problem. We may be called Dark Riders but that doesn't make us evil. Well... maybe to villains," said Sora before they all had a good laugh.
The next day, Sora and Tazuna left early in the morning and made way to Konohagakure. A few hours later, they reached their destination and were in the Mission Room. After talking to the Hokage, they were waiting outside the room, waiting the ninja that were assign to their mission.
'I swear if the Kamen Riders do something that I think is stupid, I will bang head on the wall in private,' thought Sora.
Then the door opened, signaling that they should come in. When they came in though, his whole body when tensed. Not only were Team 7 were in there, but Team 8 and 10 too. And they were all looking at him and Tazuna. Meaning one thing: those three teams, accepted the mission.
'You have got to be kidding me. It's official, I'm gonna have to bang my head on the wall,' thought Sora.
"Hey, it's me Decade. Don't freak out! It's just that you-know-who awakening is causing differences to the 'show'. Just wanted to make that clear. And don't say his name or he'll wake up faster," said Decade in Sora's mind, before he disappeared to Kami knows where.
'Oh. Well then I don't have bang my head on the wall then,' thought Sora.
"*Hic!* These brats are going to protect me? *Hic!* You're kidding me right?" ask Tazuna, who was slightly drunk at the moment.
"Hey! What about him! He's protecting you and you have no problems!" said Naruto, pointing at Sora.
"I'm fifteen, you're twelve, end of discussion," said Sora plainly.
"*Hic!* Yeah! He's got WAY more experience than you! *Hic!*" said Tazuna, still drunk.
"That's it. No more alcohol for you," said Sora, taking away the bottle that Tazuna was holding.
"In any case, me, Asuma and Kurenai are Jonin. We'll be more than enough to protect you," said Kakashi.
"OK then. Let's meet up in two hours before the old man says something I'll regret," said Sora.
"Hey... ," started Tazuna, who was starting to hit on Kurenai, before being pulled away by Sora.
"Let's go old timer," said Sora.
"Hey! I'm not THAT old!" the teams heard Tazuna say, after he and Sora left the room.
"You have a grandchild! So... YES! YOU'RE THAT OLD! AND STOP LOOKING ALL THE GIRLS YOU SEE!" they heard Sora's voice say.
Later, the team were walking down the path that would take them to Nami no Kuni.
"Hey. Hey. How come the old man didn't get robbed or anything? You said that you faced a few bandits a few hours ago," ask Naruto.
"I protected him. Simple as that," answered Sora.
"Dobe," said Sasuke.
"You know, some people say if you call someone stupid, the one mocks the mocked person is the real stupid person. So... I thinks that's make you the real dobe in this whole group," said Sora.
'That felt good,' thought Sora.
"HEY! SASUKE IS NOT A DOBE!" yelled Sakura and Ino.
"Wow. Fangirls. How pathetic ninjas could get these days?" ask Sora.
"Hey! Ninjas are not pathetic!" said Naruto.
"Kid. Ninjas go rouge for power or money. And now they let fangirls and fanboys as ninjas now? I consider that pathetic," said Sora.
"... ," For once Naruto was quiet.
"Whoa. He made Naruto shut up," whispered Kiba to Shino.
"An impressive feet I'd say," whispered Shino.
"I heard that," said Sora plainly, but it also cause Kiba and Shino to tense up.
Then Sora saw two puddles in the middle of the path. He made a motion that told the others stopped moving.
"Quit disguising yourselves as puddles, it hadn't rain in weeks so don't bother," said Sora, seemingly to those puddles.
The puddles reshaped themselves into the Demon Brothers and then they looked at the teen before them.
"You... you're the leader of the Dark Riders aren't ya?" ask Gozu.
"Aw. And I wore the hood up too. How'd ya guess?" ask Sora tauntingly.
"Because. When you were walking to Konohagakure, bandits tried to stop you. Just on look into your eyes and they fled like cowards. And the only Dark Rider that can do that is Dark Kiva," said Meizu.
"Wow. I expected you guys to be dumb. Guess I was wrong. I bet you turn yourselves into puddles in the middle of the road cause you wanted to challenge me. Right?" ask Sora.
"Yeah. We wanted to see how strong you are. You say Dark Kabuto is second strongest because of his speed. What about you?" ask Gozu.
"Why don't you find out? Kivat," said Sora.
A familiar black and red mechanical bat flew out of Sora's bag.
"You should be honored. It's extinction time," said Kivat before biting Sora's hand. "GABUU!" he said while bitting.
Stain glass like markings appeared on Sora's face and hand. Black chains wrapped themselves over Sora's waist, becoming a black belt that had whistle-like objects at the side while having a big buckle that had a perch.
"Henshin," said Sora before Kivat flew himself to the perch and well... perched himself upside down. Sora's body became silver and reshaped itself, before the silver broke. Now stood Kamen Rider Dark Kiva. Everyone heard a screech similar to a bats while his eye pieces flashed.
"So... much... killing intent!" said Gozu.
"And... he... good... at... con...trol... ling... it!" said Meizu as the Konoha ninja and Tazuna weren't affected by it at all.
'Control killing intent? Is that even possible?' thought the Jonins.
Dark Kiva did a motion like he was gathering power, which he was. Gathering power so he can make the Kiva symbol, which was now complete. He send the Kiva Symbol to the brothers, capturing them affectively. The symbol came back, stopping right in front of Dark Kiva.
"Anything left to say before I kill you?" ask Dark Kiva.
"Just tell Zabuza-sama that we will always be loyal to him," said Gozu.
"... . Ah. Go tell him yourself. And tell him and I'll be waiting for him," said Dark Kiva, releasing the brothers.
"Uh... thanks?" said the brothers awkwardly before running away.
"You'd let them go?-!" said Sasuke angrily.
"Well how else will my message get to Zabuza?" ask Dark Kiva, before powering down.
"They're the enemy!"
"Just because someone the enemy doesn't mean you have to kill him or her. Besides, sometimes we need the enemy ALIVE, dobe," said Sora, picking his ear.
The word dobe repeated in Sasuke's mind multiple times while Sakura and Ino complained to Sora about calling Sasuke a dobe.
'Sheesh. I gotta respect Kakashi and Asuma now. How can they stay sane with hearing this all day?' thought Sora.
'I bet he's respecting me now,' thought Kakashi and Asuma.
That's were their thoughts before Sasuke attacked Sora, which he just sidestepped away and then grabbed Sasuke by his shirt.
"Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. So somebody insulted you. The enemy is gonna do it so you gotta learn to stay calm, dobe," said Sora, disappointed that Sasuke lost his cool this easily. We're skipping to where their near Tazuna's house folks cause this ain't gonna be pretty.
The team were walking a path that would take them to Tazuna's house. And Sasuke had a LOT of bruises of over his body. And looked like he needed a therapist, REALLY BADLY.
"Zabuza Momochi. Funny, Take out your name the chi from your surname and we get a peach," said Sora suddenly.(Momo means peach)
"That's not funny brat," Zabuza voice coming from all directions.
"Get down NOW!" yelled Sora before ducking.
A giant sword flew over them as soon as they ducked. The sword hit a tree. Now, stood Zabuza over the hilt of the sword.
"So you're the leader of the Dark Riders huh? Hmph. I expected someone more serious," said Zabuza.
"... ," Sora just stared at Zabuza.
"What?"
"Usually the thugs and missing ninja just ran away when I challenge them. Didn't really expect you to come here," said Sora truthfully.
"Well... sorry to disappoint you then,"
"Whatever, one of the others is probably handling your little friend,"
Just then, Haku was thrown to a tree near Zabuza. Walking out of the forest to the clearing, were Tsubasa and Akira, wearing their cloaks with the hood up.
"Hey! Don't even bother! They know who we are now!" said Sora.
"Who was the idiot that told them?" ask Tsubasa to Akira, while they were putting their hoods down.
"Who knows?" said Akira as his transformation belt appeared.
Sora walked to them while Kivat bit him, his black belt appearing again. Tsubasa willed the Chalice Rouzer(That's what's the belt's called) to appear, which it did on his waist.
"Get ready, cause we ain't holding back," said Sora, holding Kivat.
"Henshin," said the three teens before Sora perched Kivat to his belt while Tsubasa swiped the Change Mantis over the Rouzer while Akira put Ryuga's Advent Deck holder into the V-Buckle.
Sora transformed into Dark Kiva while Tsubasa was covered in black electricity that transformed him into Kamen Rider Chalice. Akira had three black silhouettes covered him, transforming him into Kamen Rider Ryuga. They took battle stances as Zabuza got of his sword and took it out from the tree while Haku got up.
"Now... let's begin," said Dark Kiva in a sadistic way. It sent shivers to the Konaha ninjas spines.
Dark Kiva charged at Zabuza, as soon he was out of range, Haku created and ice dome over Ryuga and Chalice.
"Heh. Looks like not all of the Dark Riders are tough," said Zabuza.
"ADVENT," said a mechanical voice.
They heard a cry. The cry came from a black mechanical dragon with red eyes. It shot dark fireballs at the ice dome, melting it.
"Impossible! My ice can't be melted!" said Haku.
"Yeah? Well, we make the impossible possible," said Dark Kiva, dodging Zabuza's sword easily.
"SWORD VENT," said the Drag Visor after Ryuga slotted the Sword Vent Card into it.
Ryuga and Chalice nodded to each other before charging at Haku.
Let's see what's everyone is thinking right now. Shall we?
'Amazing, they're beating a missing nin and a fake hunter nin easily!' thought Kakashi, Asuma and Kurenai.
'Power! I must have that power!' thought Sasuke, temporarily forgetting the tor... I mean beating that Sora gave him.
'So cool! It'll be cooler if Sasuke was in that armor!' thought Sakura.
'Tch. Sasuke is WAY cooler than these Riders,' thought Ino.
'Troublesome,' thought Shikamaru.
'I wonder if they have snacks?' thought Choji.(Couldn't thought up anything better for Choji to say)
'Wow. These guys are cool with the transformations!' thought Kiba.
'Interesting,' thought Shino.
'I wonder if how Naruto will look like if he's a Rider?' thought Hinata.(If you're all wondering why she ain't stuttering, it's her mind. Why would she stutter in her own mind?)
'Grrrr. I gotta show I'm cool too!' thought Naruto before charging at Zabuza.
"Naruto stop!" cried out Kakashi, seeing that Naruto is charging at Zabuza.
Zabuza, seeing his chance, swung his sword at Naruto. Unfortunately for him, Dark Kiva blocked the swing, but was forced back along with Naruto.
"What are you doing!-?" yelled Dark Kiva.
"I wanna fight too!" said Naruto.
"Fighting a ninja, let alone a missing nin, is putting your life on your line. You lose, you lose your life and maybe your comrades! Now go away!"
"No!"
"Uh... Kiva?" ask Zabuza.
"Shut up Zabuza! I'm talking here!"
"OK! OK!"
"I still wanna fight!" said Naruto.
"Gah! Doesn't look like I have a choice. Here," said Dark Kiva, grabbing a suitcase from a dark portal and giving it to Naruto.
Naruto opened it and saw a weird looking device as well a black USB Drive that had a stylized J on it.(They have scientists and a hospital there, so yeah. I think there USB Drives there too)
"Put the device on your waist. I'll do the rest for you," said Dark Kiva.
Naruto did, the red device was actually a buckle for belt that it made. Dark Kiva took out the stylized J and pressed the button on it.
"JOKER!"
"Say it," said Dark Kiva.
"Uh... henshin?" said a confuse Naruto.
Dark Kiva threw the USB Drive(Joker Memory) to the slot on the buckle. He then tilted the movable part of the buckle.
"JOKER!"
Now stood... a shorter version of Kamen Rider Joker. He reached about Dark Kiva's waist.
"Wow. I expected it to turn you taller," said Dark Kiva.
"What's that suppose to mean!" said Joker, clearly insulted by his height.
"It means you're short idiot,"
'I can't believe I'm mocking Naruto right now. If the fans back home found out about this they'll kill me!' thought Dark Kiva.
"Oh yeah? I'll show you!" said Joker, before charging at Zabuza.
Zabuza realized the awkward/stupid moment is over and swung his massive sword at Joker, but it was blocked by Dark Kiva, sending him(DK) and Joker back again. He quickly realize there's gonna be another awkward/stupid moment right then and there.
"Idiot! The Joker Memory only increases a human physical abilities! Not give you superpowers!" yelled Dark Kiva.
'Yup. It's official. The Naruto fans back home are gonna kill me,' thought Dark Kiva.
"Oh. What didn't you just say so?" said Joker.
"Just. Make. Kage Bunshins. Already," said Dark Kiva.
"OK Boss! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" said Joker, doing the familiar hand sign and made about 50 Kage Bunshins.
"Charge!" said Joker to his clones, which they did.
'Shit,' thought Zabuza.
Hope you enjoyed it. Review. If you don't like the cliffhanger... too bad for you then.