Story quote-"Oh, I hope they have a kid soon!"
Listening to a very good song when I wrote this chapter. "Dark Blue" by Jack's Mannequin.
Might make a Deviantart account. But you don't wanna hear about this. On with the story!
"But you don't have to worry about eating souls!" said Urahara brightly, silently laughing at the other two's expressions, "I have a solution for it." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a jar full of pills.
"How do you know this works?" Ichigo asked, eyeing the bottle suspiciously. He noticed a skull and crossbones on it. "I mean, it has a poisonous symbol on it."
"I know it works because, " his expression grew serious, "I've tried it."
"On who?" asked Soi Fong irritably, "On an uninhabited gigai?" Both she and Ichigo had finally converted to their gigai forms.
"No," Urahara paused again, much to their annoyance. He turned the bottle over in his hand, the pills clinking and clanking. "On myself."
"Oh yeah, now you're going to tell us that you are a half hollow," Ichigo snorted. Urahara glanced at him in fake surprise.
"Oh how did you know? You're GOOD Ichigo!" he chortled. The duo stared at him in shock. He couldn't be one. Could he?
"Oh I should slay you right now Hat-n-Clogs!" Ichigo sneered, trying to hide his surprise. "Why don't you prove it!?"
"It would be my pleasure." Urahara swept into a low bow before an explosion consumed him. The smoke was thick with spiritual energy. It choked and blinded Ichigo and Soi Fong. They felt their way around. Soi Fong, coughing and stumbling, accidentally fell onto Ichigo, who instinctively grabbed her.
They fell to the ground in yet another awkward position. They quickly scrambled to their feet, their faces tinged red, to see Urahara rise out of the smoke.
He wore a blindingly white Death God uniform. Half of his face was covered with a hollow mask. It was curved at the edges and seemed to have fangs jutting out. Its eye was sickly green and was very narrow.
He clutched Benihime (Red Princess I think) in his right hand.
When it spoke, it was combination of the shopkeeper's voice, and the hollow's; "Well, what do you think?"
It popped open the bottle of pills and flung one into its mouth. It swallowed and grinned.
It suddenly turned back to into Urahara. He smiled and pushed them out of the shop. "Come back in a few days and I'll be ready!" He sang, "Now you two go out while I go prepare the device of Death!" He then shut the door.
The two Death Gods looked at each other. Ichigo then started walking down the street. "Come on, let's go," he tossed over his shoulder. Soi Fong sped up to walk beside him.
"Where are we going?" she asked curiously. Ichigo shrugged and walked on.
It was a very cold winter day and there was snow covering the ground. Soi Fong shivered and wrapped her arms around herself. It didn't work.
Ichigo noticed her shivering. He sighed and started to take off his jacket. Problem was, he didn't have one. He had forgot it at his house. "It's ok Ichigo, all you have to do is….!"
He let out a low whoosh of air. He didn't know what he was thinking. But then he thought of his name. Ichigo; He who protects. Ichigo shook his head nervously and wrapped an arm around Soi Fong. She jerked a little but then relaxed.
When they reached his house, their faces were both red, from both the cold and embarrassment. The door was flung open upon their arrival, and Ishhin Kurosaki flew from inside in a flying kick.
"Ichigoooooooooo!!!!" he shouted loudly as he flew towards his son's face. Ichigo grabbed his father's foot, reared back and threw him back inside. Ichigo gestured for Soi Fong to follow and went inside.
Isshin was crying tears of joy to the poster of Masaki, and yelling things like, "My son is a man now! He's got himself a girlfriend! Oh, I hope they have a kid soon!"
Ichigo fainted at the last comment. He landed with a thump on the ground. Soi Fong was hiding her face, which was flushed with embarrassment, for the hundredth time today. (Actually, a lot less.)
"So young girlfriend of Ichigo Kurosaki," Isshin said, referring to Soi Fong while making a low sweeping, not to mention pathetic bow, "What brings you here?"
"Um," Soi Fong paused uncertainly, "I think he wants me to stay here for a few days while we wait for a acquaintance to get something done."
"Very well!" Isshin boomed," But we have no beds available at the moment, so you will have to sleep in Ichigo's room."
Soi Fong nodded and started to drag the orange haired teen up the stairs.
"Second room on the left!" Isshin called. (Not that I know)
Soi Fong dragged Ichigo to his room and then heaved him onto his bed. He shot almost immediately up after he had hit the bed. He looked around, wondering how he had got there. He then looked down and saw the raven-haired captain panting a little.
He mumbled sorry and then helped her up. The door blew open and his two sisters charged in, shouting excitedly.
"Oh Ichigo! You finally got a girlfriend! I'm so proud! You two look so cutetogether!" Yuzu screeched, "Oh let me get my camera! I want a picture of you two!" She raced out of the room.
"Good job Ichigo! This one looks even better than that Orihime girl!" Karin then stopped, lowered her voice, and said, "So, when are you going to DO IT, so I can have a cousin?"
Thump!
Ichigo fainted again. (Again?) Yuzu came running back into the room with a camera.
"OH MY GAWD! Karin! Did you kill Ichigo?" she shouted, panicking.
"No," Karin leered, "He fainted when I mentioned that if they were going to DO IT." She pointed at Ichigo's motionless body.
"Girls! Come down and help daddy!" Isshin yelled from the bottom of the stairs. The two girls raced downstairs.
"These people are weird." Soi Fong murmured to herself.
I think they had enough embarrassment for now. Read and review, OR ELSE. Oh yeah I took the idea of half hollow Urahara from a reviewer. Thank you. I tried to draw it but it ended up looking like and apple:)