OK everyone!! Chapter 3!!!!!! YAYNESSS!
RECAP: The girls got the group to Violets house and Got them a change of clothes. They got everyone to watch numerous tapes of themselves in anime form and we "think" Shikamaru isbraindead from the shock, and woweee golly gee! A noise north of here! It tis Leslie! Yayness now the fun will really begin! : 3
Disclaimer: WE OWN NOTHING BUT OURSELVES AND IDEA'S WE COME UP WIT!!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch*
CHAPTER 3!!!
"Alright, so here's what we can do.--I can board these guys up at my place but you girls have to provide food and all that, cause I can't afford food for 8 more people, And a huge dog..." Leslie said.
" O.K!" Violet smiled, " Katie, to WALMART with you!!"
"Alright! I'm going to head to WALMART!!" Katie called out. She waved bye and left the house. Violet sighed as she heard the car door slammed.
"Three...two....one-" The door flew open again and there was Katie.
"I need the car keys!" she said. About ten minutes later of searching for them, she returned to the car. Violet snickered as Katie drove off. Violet started to count back from twenty until the car drove back. Katie came back threw the door.
" What could you possibly have forgotten this time!?" Kyo asked.
"I lost the credit card!" Katie started a frantic search. The entire group joined in, though most didn't know exactly what they where looking for.
"Found it!" Violet yelled, holding the piece of plastic in the air.
" Wewt!! O.K. Now I'm sure I haven't forgotten anything!!!" Katie darted for the door, but it was blocked by Kiba, Momiji, and Kyo.
" We're coming with you." they said together.
" Really?" Katie shrugged, " The more the merrier!!" She grabbed the guys arms, dragging them backward out the door. They loaded up into the car and drove off, finally without a return.
" So....food?" Naruto piped up.
". Yes Naruto, as soon as they get back," Violet rolled her eyes.
Naruto did a victory dance. Violet blinked.
"Naruto!" she yelled. He stopped and looked at her.
"What?" he asked. Violet flew to the ground and laid there.
"I dunno. ._. " she said. She rolled her way into the living room. Leslie sighed.
"The girl has lost her marbles for sure." he said to himself. Violet rolled under her living room table and started to mope.
"Leslie you're so mean!" she whined.
Sasuke went pfft! and walked upstairs to explore the house. Naruto began to rumage through the cabinets and Gaara and Leslie just kinda...stood there. Shikamaru laid on the couch and fell asleep and Yuki just started exploring the two living rooms. He smiled softly at the doll houses and was reminded of Tohru when he saw a dinky looking doll with brown hair. He was about to pick it up when Violets foot kicked it away. Confused, he looked up to see Violet with a battle expression on her face.
"I-is something wrong, Violet-san?" he asked. He felt a little weird saying her first name. Violet blinked.
"That doll is the devil. Miley Cyrus needs to seriously get her face kicked in." and with that, she walked away muttering something about world domination. Yuki felt like there was a demon standing right behind him.
"But....Tohru....." he replied in dismay, but Violet didn't hear him. Infact, she was passed out on her couch, laying partially on top of an annoyed Shikamaru.
"ZzZzZzZzZz..."
"._." said Yuki. (lolz)
"This chick's a freak." Shikamaru said in annoyance.
"Then push her off." Leslie said logically. Shikamaru shook his head.
"Nah. My activitist gland is busted."
"In other words, you're just too lazy." said Sasuke, walking into the room. He walked into the kitchen to see what Naruto was doing.
The blonde was sitting at the table, eating ramen. "Hey Dobe, we're getting food when Katie and the other guys get back." he said. Naruto barely noticed him.
"Shut-" he jabbed a fork-full of ramen up Sasuke's nose. o. O - Sasuke O.O - Naruto. "whoops...." he stammered. But Sasuke was a force to be reckoned with.
"RAMEN IN GARBAGE NO JUTSU!" he yelled. He picked up the bowl and threw it to the garbage, near the doorway into the living room. Unfortunately, The poor Uchiha missed and the ramen slammed right into Gaara's face.
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O_O ...
Gaara, in the blink of an eye, had uncorked his gourd and sand spilled EVERYWHERE! Screams and shouts were heard as the first floor of the house was covered in sand up to a foot. o.o Gaara just blinked. By this time Violet had appeared beside him. She just blinked at him.
"You...you..." she said in disbelief.
"I-I know....my sand....it's not under my control..." Gaara said in shock. Violet flicked him in the forehead.
"NO YOU IDIOT YOUR SAND IS ALL OVER MY HOUSE! MY SISTER DOESNT EXPECT A BEACH PARTY WHEN SHE GETS HOME YA KNOW!" then she noticed a few noodles of ramen in his flaming red hair. Oh. God.....THEY WERE DEAD!
Naruto and Sasuke sensed the evil before it came. The two were hiding under the table in the hopes that Violet wouldn't see them. Too late. She stomped over through the terrain of sand and flipped the table against the wall and dragged the two ninja out from their spot and threw them into the living room. Sasuke flipped into the heater whereas Naruto fell through the open window next to the TV. Flames appeared up behind her as she growled at the two.
"You two will clean up this mess-NOW!" she seethed. Naruto gulped.
"H-how do you expect us to do that?" he asked in fear. Violet narrowed her eyes and pulled out random rope. Leslie stared.
"The things that appear in my mind...." he shook his head and walked into the other room. Now it was Sasuke's turn to gulp. Oh the painful memories of him and Orochimaru *shiver*.
"You two will clean all of this sand up-WITH YOUR MOUTHS AND YOUR HANDS TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK!" she yelled.
Sasuke and Naruto looked at each other.
"Are you serious?" Sasuke asked. Violet gave him a cold glare with her amethyst eyes. She pointed to the ground.
"NOW CLEAN IT UP BEFORE I MAKE AKAMARU PEE IN IT!" she yelled. Leslie cleared his throat.
"Uh Vi?" he asked.
"TOO LATE NOW OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND GET TO WORK BEFORE I BLIND YOUR EYES WITH HARCORE YAOI!" She yelled. Sasuke blinked.
"That's it? That was your threat?" he asked. Violet narrowed her eyes.
"Uchihasest...." she snarled. Sasuke twitched.
"Okay, that does NOT sound like a fucking ray of sunshine." Sasuke said with complete disgust.
The two gulped and bent down and opened their mouths and took a mouthful of sand. Violet burst out laughing and fell over. The two couldn't contain themselves and started to spit the sand out of their mouths. Gaara stood, arms crossed, and a big grin on his face.
"Classic." his reply was. Violet pulled out her cell and started to dial Katie's number, laughing in the process.
"K-K-Katie! BUY A SHOPVAC-NO WAIT TWO! OR THREE.....TEN! BUY TEN SHOPVACS!" she shouted through everyone's laughter.
"Um...is there a reason for-NO KIBA GET AWAY FROM THAT!" a crash was heard on the other line of the phone. Violet stared at the phone with a blank face.
"Okay, I see you're busy. Just bring home a shoepac of some sort." Violet said calmly.
"Okay. I got to go-Kiba wont leave the blood pressure machine alone at Wal-Mart's pharmacy. NO KIBA!"
"IT WON'T LET GO OF MY ARM AHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed. Violet flipped her phone shut. Everyone stared at her.
"Uh...yeah. Katie's going to come home with a shoepac. In the meantime...I think I need a moment alone..." Violet went upstairs and in her room. Gaara looked at Leslie in a questioning look.
"What? You just got a foot of sand all throughout her house. How is she supposed to act? Besides...I think she's somewhat if not, ENTIRELY crazy." Leslie sighed and he went and sat on the couch in the second living room and let his mind droop away...
Meanwhile....
Katie was dragging Kiba from the pharmacy. He was trying to destroy the blood pressure machine.
" Just. One. Good. Punch!" He was shouting as she pulled him out of the area.
" Too bad. That's not our's for you to break. Now help me find a shopvac so we can finish up and go back to Violet's house, " she said, finally reaching the cart she had overflowing, " O.K. I got a bunch of ramen cause of the way Naruto eats it...I got some chips, bread, lunch meat, cheese, dog food and snacks, some brownies for you guys to snack on, some veggies, some steak's and pork chops, milk, cereal, a couple liters of pop, rice, I got some chopsticks from the new asian food isle and some pocky too. All we need to do now is get some macaroni and the shopvac..." Katie made Kiba hold onto her skirt so she would know where he was. They walked threw Wal-mart, people stared a bit when they walked by.
" Why is everyone starring at me....?" Kiba wondered aloud.
" Maybe cause you have triangle's on your face, " Katie said with a smile, " ^-^"
" Right....-.-"
They found the shopvac's and Katie made Kiba carry it as they went and got the macaroni and went to buy everything.
" Jesus....That's a lot of money for food........." Katie said, the total coming to around $326.57.
" No it isn't, " Kiba shrugged.
" This isn't the same money as where your from!" Katie said.
" There's only one kind of money!!" Kiba said, a little louder back.
" No there isn't!!!" Katie said even louder.
" Is too!" the two went back and forth until interupted by the cashiers who asked for money.
" Opps...sorry, here," Katie payed with the credit card.
The two got the bags together and took them out to the car, they got in and Katie started the car. They made it halfway back when Katie realized something.
" SHIT!!!!" the car screeched to a halt.
Kiba jumped, "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT????"
" We left Kyo and Momiji at Wal-mart!"
Kiba laughed, " Oh my god your right!!"
Katie turned the car around and sped back toward the Wal-mart.
Katie: Will they find Kyo and Momiji? Will the sand get cleaned up? Will Violet be O.K.? Find out on the next chapter off.....BASKET FULL OF KONAHA!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough hack hack* *clears throat* ANYWAY! See you next time ^-^