chickter 2: "spidre feeding"
an: ok attn: h8rz just get da fruck out bc we dont need your phish, birches!
sudnlie snpir grabbed dnade and they teleported to the hooman world where snpir started eating human children at a playground. "NO SNPIR STOP! YOU CANT DO TIS!"
den snpir stahped and dey teleported back to lell where tis guy was sitting on dnade's thrown. "HO DA LELL R U BIRCH?"
"my name is spiderpig" he sied "and i'm the king"
"NO U RNT U FRUCKIN NOROM" dnade sed adn she grebbed him by the thoart.
he quikly doged. "ha you cant hurt me" he sed.
dnade gesped.