Author's Note: Hello! I disappeared for a while, but I'm back. This chapter is pretty long….Anyways, everything is going to be re-written so…
Disclaimer: Kori: This thing that claims to be a writer does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Author: "Thing"?
Kori: That's right.
I sit in class looking out of the window as most of the class takes notes. "Saito! Play attention. What is the answer to number five?" asks the teacher.
I glance at the question. "X is equal to five…"
"J-Just pay attention next time," mutters the teacher.
I yawn as classes finally ends. "Hey! Woman!" exclaims Gokudera.
"Yes…?" I ask, looking at him blankly.
"Quit shaming the Tenth by not paying attention in class!" he shouts.
"…You do that too, self-proclaimed 'right-hand man'," I reply.
"Says the mercenary! Can we even trust this woman?" asks Gokudera.
"…What does my occupation have to do with not paying attention in class?" I ask, raising my right eyebrow. Then I add, "All you did was change the topic. Is it because you know you that you can't win that argument?"
"Ciaossu," greets Reborn as he walks out of the wall. "The Ice Princess is actually a very good mercenary. If you pay her the amount of money that she thinks that your request is worth then she follows all orders to the best of her ability. Also, if she were to receive a request from the Varia right now, for example, and it went against my request or would cause harm to you guys, she would reject it no matter how much they offer her," says Reborn.
"I will, however, take side requests that don't conflict with Reborn's. I will let you know of these beforehand though," I say. "Well, if that's all that you have left to say- I'll be heading back to your household, Tsuna-san," I announce.
I walk into Tsuna's room to see a familiar looking person. "Hm? There's a racket going on in here…" I say.
"Ice Princess-sama! It's a pleasure to meet you!" exclaims the man in a UFO looking thing.
"Hm…Ah...Um...Who are you...?" I ask.
He looks a bit upset. "I'm Giannini," he starts.
"Oh! You're an expert at weapon upgrading…I would make use of this opportunity however, I rely solely on illusions…Sorry," I reply.
"Don't worry," he replies happily.
"I'm glad to hear that," I say, looking at the various weapons around the room.
I listen in as people talk about their dreams for the future from elementary school.
"What was your dream in elementary school?" asks Sasagawa.
"Hm? Me? I didn't write an essay when I was that age. I remember my dream for the future though," I reply.
"Eh? So what was it?" asks Miura.
"To grow strong enough to eradicate something that I hated from the bottom of my heart," I say.
"…Sounds really serious…" mutters Sasagawa.
"That's kinda scary…" mumbles Tsuna.
I let out a sigh. "Of course, I can never achieve that goal. Someone else already did that the same year I made that goal," I say.
"Ehh? What are you talking about?" asks Tsuna.
"I'm going to get something to drink and continue with tonight's assignment," I reply, ignoring his question.
I walk downstairs so that I can rendezvous with a client that has a request for me. I look blankly at the mini Gokudera in the living room. "Hm…?" I ask.
"Were you here playing with Lambo-kun?" asks Sasagawa.
"Go away," says Kurokawa, shooing him away.
"Why? He's so cute," says Miura.
"Don't mess with me! I'll blow you away!" exclaims Gokudera, pulling out mini dynamite.
"Wait a second!" exclaims Tsuna, picking up the mini Gokudera.
"Amazing Tenth, you're so strong," comments Gokudera. I chuckle at this. He hasn't noticed?
"Gokudera-kun…" Tsuna starts.
"Eh? Gokudera?" asks Kurokawa
"Ah! Uh…Goku- Let's go play upstairs!" exclaims Tsuna.
"What are you doing, Tenth?" asks Gokudera. Then he exclaims, "Tenth! There are suspicious guys on that telephone pole!" My eyes dart to the telephone pole- there's nothing.
"There's no one there," says Tsuna.
"You have homework to do, Tsuna-san. I'll…'play' with him and Lambo," I say, taking the mini Gokudera.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" he exclaims. "Wait, you can't see it?" asks Gokudera.
"Those are sparrows," says Sasagawa.
"Are you mocking me?!" exclaims Gokudera. His arms shake up and down in anger. I resist the urge to toss Gokudera at the wall just because I can.
"Wait-" says Tsuna, trying to stop the enraged Gokudera.
"I'll blow you away!" continues Gokudera. Sighing, I reinforce my hold on him and stop him from attempting to blow anyone up.
"It's bad for someone so small to get so angry. You'll probably kill all your brain cells by the end of the day at this rate," I say. Gokudera continues to struggle and trying to convince Tsuna that there are suspicious people around.
"But, there's no one-" starts Tsuna. Then the doorbell rings and Yamamoto.
"Yo!" greets Yamamoto.
"Yamamoto!" exclaims Tsuna. I amuse myself by giving Gokudera a noogie because it's so easy now.
"My old man gave me some stuff, but it's too much for just me. There's enough people at your place, right?" asks Yamamoto.
"Quit it woman!" Gokudera shouts. I pause for a second so that the pain can sink in. "Since you're here, take care of the enemies outside!" Gokudera shouts at Yamamoto.
"Hey, Gokudera. You're here. Good timing, do you want to eat some too?" says Yamamoto. He didn't notice at all…?
"Eh? Gokudera-kun?" asks Kyoko.
"T-That's not him, it's his cousin! He's small, isn't he?" says Tsuna.
"Haha! Yeah, now that I take a closer look, you're right! He seems just like Gokudera," replies Yamamoto, taking Gokudera from me.
"Hey, Yamamoto! Let me go!" shouts Gokudera.
"Haha. He's certainly energetic," says Yamamoto as he laughs.
"Why can't I reach him?" mutters Gokudera. He still doesn't get it? Really…?
"What's with the little guy?" asks Lambo, coming from upstairs.
"L-Lambo?" asks Tsuna.
"Oh, hello," says Sasagawa.
"Oh, the liony old hag is here too," says Lambo as Kurokawa goes back into the living room. I note that she looks scared.
"Here's your buddy," says Yamamoto, placing Gokudera down.
"Do you want to be Lambo's henchman? For that, your haircut is too lame," says Lambo. I watch as Gokduera gets annoyed and Lambo continues, "Trying to ignore me? I'm scary if you make me mad. I'll smack your head. Smack!"
Gokudera kicks Lambo and shouts, "I don't have time for that!"
Lambo starts to cry. "Henchman! Beat him up for me!"
"Are you talking to me? I told you that I'm not your henchman, but if you want me to beat him up, come find me when you have money," I reply.
"Like you could do that!" retorts Gokudera. I ignore him.
"There, there, don't cry," says Sasagawa as she picks up Lambo.
"Hey, Kyoko!" shouts the Sun Guardian from outside.
"Onii-chan?"
"Yo, Sawada!" says the Sun Guardian as he comes in, leaving the door open.
"What's the matter?" asks Sasagawa.
"I was in the middle of training, but I heard your voice," replies the Sun Guardian.
"Why did you let the enemies in you turf head?!" shouts Gokudera.
"What was that, Gokudera?!" replies the Sun Guardian. He didn't notice either? How's that possible?
"No, this is Gokudera-kun's cousin," says Sasagawa.
"Oh, I see," says the Sun Guardian, picking up the furious Gokudera.
"You! You can't see them?!" Gokudera asks angrily. I look around, I sense a murderous intent, but I can't seem to find it.
"Don't kick those little legs at me!" shouts the Sun Guardian.
"Little? What are you saying?" questions Gokudera. Then he finally sees his legs. "My legs are little! And what's with this chubbiness?" Gokudera starts to pull on his cheeks. He just noticed? I walk over to him and stretch his cheeks out, marveling at the stretchiness.
"Quit doing that!" he shouts. Although I'm really tempted to continue, I stop.
"C-Calm down, Gokudera-kun," says Tsuna. Gokudera falls to the floor as if he's going to faint. That murderous intent is getting stronger…Where is it…? I look around the room again.
"Be careful, Tenth!" exclaims Gokudera, throwing dynamite at Tsuna. Huh? The murderous intent faltered! It should be around Tsuna then. It explodes and confetti and doves fly out. It's back now…It has to be coming from nearby Tsuna. I can't attack it if I can't see it though…"Let me go! Tenth! They're right there!" shouts Gokudera.
"What are you talking about?" asks the Sun Guardian. Gokudera knocks his head into the Sun Guardian's nose and stands on the floor.
"Why did you do that?!" asks the Sun Guardian.
"Turf head! Can you land your wussy punches on me?" taunts Gokudera.
"Gokudera-kun? What are you saying?" asks Tsuna.
"Now you've done it! My extreme punch, no holding back!" shouts the Sun Guardian.
"I'm over here!" shouts Gokudera, running onto Tsuna's shoulder. As the punch actually makes contact with something, my eyes widen.
"What?" asks the Sun Guardian. A figure shows up faintly on the floor and then disappears again. I throw a row of my illusionary knives at it and sigh as it doesn't make contact. I make the knives disappear. Did I miss?
"W-What was that just now?" asks Tsuna.
"Yamamoto, let's play catch!" shouts Gokudera, jumping onto Tsuna's shoulder again after giving Yamamoto a baseball.
"All right!" says Yamamoto, throwing the ball like a pitcher at Gokudera. Gokduera and Tsuna dodge, but it still makes contact with something in front of the wall. I look at the ground and see two figures in a pile on the ground. I look at them, they're in odd green suits.
"W-Who are these people?!" exclaims Tsuna. Kyoko screams.
"What are these?" asks Kurokawa.
"It's mysterious…" says Miura.
"You can see us?" asks the shorter person.
"The invisibility suits were damaged!" exclaims the taller male.
"Good work, Gokudera. I'll have to re-evaluate you," says Reborn.
"Reborn!" exclaims Tsuna.
"Rebron-san!" says Gokudera.
The taller male in the suit says, "The Vongola Hitman Reborn!"
"You were the one's clinging to that telephone pole," says Reborn.
"How did he know?" asks the taller male, seeming shocked.
"The invisibility suits were supposed to be perfect!" exclaims the shorter one.
"Seems like little guys can see them," comments Reborn.
"They were probably designed so that children could see them," suggest Giannini.
"Another weird one!" exclaims Kurokawa.
"What's that?" asks Yamamoto.
"Neat!" says Kyoko.
"Your boss is one of the Arcobaleno, the one with the green pacifier, Verde, right? He was doing research to become invisible after all," says Reborn.
"So you knew!" says the shorter one.
"And even Verde has a chance of being betrayed by his henchmen if he can't see them. They must be constructed so that people under a certain age can see them," explains Reborn.
"I see!" replies the shorter one.
'The assassination failed," says the taller on.
"Assassination?" asks Tsuna, looking shocked.
"Now that this has happened…Let's kill him directly!" they announce.
"I don't believe it! Help me, Reborn!" shouts Tsuna.
"I can't fight. I can't use my weapons. See? They Dying Will Bullet is dancing," says Reborn, holding out the dancing bullet.
"N-No!" exclaims Tsuna.
"It's over, Vongola the Tenth!" they shout. Gokudera gets knock away and Yamamoto and the Sun Guardian are in a net. I throw my illusionary knives at them.
"Haha, we know they're illusions!" laughs one of them.
"Oh, really? They're illusions?" I ask. This confuses them and they doubt that it's an illusion just a little bit. The knives cut them a bit. I get trapped in a net too.
I had fun helping to beat them up later after I got freed from the net by Basil though. Yes, it's very interesting here… I let out a sigh before I go to sleep. Oh shoot! I forgot about my client! No! My money!