Chapter 3

Unconcerned

Hello my darlings! TykiWife is here yet again. Here is chapter three~ ^^

Unfortunately I am at my own house typing this, so morningnight can't put her usual commentary (yeah…that's one word for it lol)

I waaaas gonna put the things in this chapter in their own individual chapters before chapter two but…to be quite honest, I am lazy, and busy, so Imma just include them in here…thanks for the ideas though, to the people who suggested them (I really did appreciate it, and imma still use your ideas…just in a different order xD) So yes! I like to call this a flashback chapter…lots of flashbacks…

I hope this chapter is satisfactory. Im not really sure how their relationship will proceed….ehhh…whatever though. Let's see how my mood is lolz

Enjoy!

Tyki woke up in the middle of the night, blinking blearily as he sat up from a bed mat on the ground. Almost instantly, the blankets around him slid off of his shoulders, the cold air seeping right through his white dress shirt. He shivered at the chilled air, sliding back down into the blankets with a light sigh. The blankets were made just for this; a spell was put on them so they radiated heat, keeping the people inside of it warm even in cold as hell weather…like it was right now. Tyki scowled up at the night sky, feeling disgruntled as he tried to gauge what the time was as he slid further into his own personal cocoon. It looked about…two in the morning. Ugh. It was freaking cold as hell (again. Is hell cold? No. Bah!). Tyki closed his eyes with an annoyed noise, trying to find the peace he had earlier, reaching towards unconsciousness again.

As if out of spite, his body refused to get comfortable. Tyki rolled to the left, pulling the blankets over his head with a light groan. Damn it…maybe the hotel would have been better…Tyki mentally kicked himself. Would the Akuma drama have been worth it? A twinge formed in his side, so he quickly decided yes. Ignoring it, Tyki tried to concentrate on the sounds of night to help him sleep again, focusing on the light wind blowing through the trees and the sounds of small animals in the undergrowth. He was getting slowly used to sleeping outside, which he wasn't sure was a good or a bad thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if he was in his light form…he was a hobo after all. But currently he was in his Noah form, so it was a little weird for him. Tyki buried his hands in his thick hair, groaning lightly to himself as he tried to find the precious sleep he oh so needed. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.

Feeling fed up, he rolled to his right, trying to get more comfortable. Only to find himself nose to nose with Eva.

Tyki blinked, sitting up again and staring down at her peacefully sleeping face; he looked over at where her mat previously was on the opposite side of the fire they had made (with a spell to keep it safely burning). But it appeared she had moved it right next to his, when he wasn't sure. She too was bundled up in blankets, her little face only peeking out right above her nose; she snored lightly, a little whistle of breath into the cold air of the night. Tyki sighed, unable to find the irritation he knew he should have felt as he watched her sleep. It wasn't the first time she had done it after all.

(A month earlier…)

Tyki stared out the window of the hotel with a bemused expression, blowing out a cloud of cigarette smoke as he heard the water running in the bathroom of the room. As soon as they had arrived here, Tyki had paid the innkeeper to go get some food for Eva, and some clothes that would fit her properly and keep her warm. They had to guess on sizes, but he told her to get something that would be flexible or slightly loose just in case Eva grew. He highly doubted it, but maybe her small size was due to malnourishment? He wasn't exactly a genius on these matters, not that it mattered either way. Eva had eaten first, seeming to have a hard time eating the food slowly, but she accomplished it. Tyki knew she was sleepy, but he told her to clean first. After showing her how to turn the water on, and which cleaning products were used for what, he left her alone to do what she needed, hoping she wouldn't hurt herself or something in the process.

Which was weird. What could she possible accomplish in a bathroom? It wasn't exactly a dangerous place. Tyki frowned at his own actions, smothering his cigarette in an ashtray. He had seriously lost his mind. Now left alone to his thoughts, he continued to question himself as to why he had just taken a stray in, was taking care of her still. And he was worrying about her. It felt so…bizarre. He was definitely not a person to worry, and it felt out of place in his usual character. He kept glancing back at the bathroom, wondering how she could call for help if she needed it, since she couldn't talk. She was definitely a fragile little thing, and she had been hobbling earlier, so that gave him a right to worry, in his opinion.

Tyki ran a hand through his hair, feeling disgruntled. He needed help.

The Inn keeper had picked out some decent clothing for Eva thankfully. Tyki had made sure to give strict instructions on what was needed; clothing that was durable, warm, and good for travel. Somehow the woman had accomplished all of this, and still found something that was utterly feminine. Tyki shook his head slowly, tapping his fingers on a coffee table next to him absently as he sank into an arm chair, crossing his long legs leisurely. He was seriously wondering how things would proceed from this point. Part of him was tempted to ditch her while he still could (a crappy part of him), yet that voice still nagged him from the back of his mind, keeping him tethered to his new companion. Tyki sighed, irritated. Usually he only did things that would give him some personal gain, but really, what was he getting out of this?

He heard the water get shut off in the bathroom, then the light padding of Eva's feet on the tile floor. Tyki sighed. Finally. She had been in there a half hour. Tyki yawned lightly, looking over at a clock on the wall with a lazy frown; it was almost nine at night. Thankfully the innkeeper had thought of night clothes for Eva, since she was probably going to go right to sleep right after she was out of the shower. Not that he blamed her. How long had it been since she had a warm bed? Safety? Tyki sighed again, You see, it was these thoughts that made him very uncomfortable. He was not at all used to feeling sympathy, compassion. It was almost clashing with his Noah.

Tyki was actually starting to nod of when the bathroom door creaked open and Eva peeked out. Tyki couldn't stop his exasperated grin. She still had the towel wrapped around her shoulders, and her hair was still wet. Tyki stretched a little, leaning forward in his chair as he rose an eyebrow at her. She wore shorts and a white camisole top, which showed how slim and frail her frame was. Tyki fought a wince at the sight of her thin body, the bones jutting out a little. Eva looked tired and a little shy, peeked over at him from underneath her lashes as she hesitated in the doorway of the bathroom.

Tyki sighed, "The clothing fit, yes?"

Eva nodded, slowly padding out of the bathroom tile and onto the hardwood of the hotel room, fiddling with the towel around her neck. Water still dripped from her hair, pattering onto the floor lightly. Tyki sighed yet again and stood, walking over and tugging the towel off of her neck gently before plopping it over her hair and ruffling it. Eva let out a muffled huff of protest, stumbling a little as he towel dried her hair.

"You need to be more careful," He told her firmly, making sure her wavy locks were just damp before he stopped and pulled the towel away, "You'll catch a cold that way."

Eva stared up at him with round hazel eyes, her damp hair falling in her face a little. After a few seconds of thought, she nodded slowly, rubbing one of her toes into the floor; a nervous gesture it seemed. Tyki blinked a little as he stared at her, scratching the back of his head. Why was she so…cute? She was sixteen years old, but she did things and acted years younger than she was. Unable to help himself, Tyki planted a hand onto her damp dark brown hair and tussled it before turning towards the two twin beds in the room. He couldn't stifle the yawn before it slipped through his lips. He was so tired.

"You can sleep in whichever bed you like," He told Eva, gesturing at the said items in question, "You must be tired, yes?"

She stared at him silently before nodding again, slowly walking over to the bed close to the door of the room. She scrambled up onto the covers, a little clumsy in her movements. Shaking his head slowly, Tyki waltzed over and gently picked her up, then deposited her under the covers, pulling them up around her. Eva stared at him with her hazel orbs the entire time, which Tyki found slightly unnerving. He pondered it briefly, noticing her eyes were…weird. They were deep, endless, like little hazel oceans. After ruffling her hair again, Tyki turned away, yawning again as he hid his contemplating expression.

"If you need me for anything, don't hesitate to wake me." He told her on another yawn as he kicked his shoes off next the bed, shrugging off his black coat and undoing his bow tie, slipping it off and tossing it onto a coffee table. But before he could slide under his covers, he felt a tiny hand grab his sleeve, gently tugging. He turned to look at Eva, who had grabbed a hold of his shirt, looking at him in silence.

"Eh? What is it?" Tyki drawled, raising a brow at her.

Eva tugged his sleeve again, smiling a little as she lifted her other hand and signed, Thank you, Tyki-sama.

Tyki blinked a little at her, then smiled lightly, "You're welcome." He murmured, turning and sliding under his covers just as her hand dropped from his sleeve.

He had just fallen asleep when he was rolling over in his bed, letting out a sleepy yawn as he blinked drowsily. Dim light filled his room from a candle in the corner, and there were no loud noises that could have woken him up, so Tyki was forced to lay there wondering what had woken him up. The seconds ticked by for a while as he slowly got his bearings again, feeling very aware of air ruffling the back of his neck, warm and steady. Frowning regally, Tyki rolled over only to stop dead in his tracks, blinking in surprise.

Eva was fast asleep in a little ball, right next to him on his bed. Tyki sat up slowly, peering at her in confusion as he looked back at her bed, then at her again. When had she moved next to him? She had her one blanket wrapped tightly around her, her knees brought slightly up to her chest and her arms curled up to her chest. She didn't take up much space. Tyki continued to stare at her, feeling slightly perplexed again as he listened to her steady breathing for a little while, debating on what to do. Why had she moved next to him? There was a completely free bed made for her, and she had to be uncomfortable sleeping in such a tight position. Yet there she was on the very edge of the bed, probably getting the most steady sleep she had gotten in a while.

Sighing lightly again, Tyki slid to the side of the bed, easily getting up and walking over to where Eva had been sleeping previously. With a bemused expression, he grabbed her pillow before moving back to his bed where she slept undisturbed. With as much delicacy he could manage, he lifted her up out of her ball, almost like how one would lift up a sleeping kitten. He positioned her pillow next to his before setting her head carefully back down onto the fabric. Eva didn't wake through all of this; she only let out a soft sigh, her face pressing into the pillow as she relaxed her stiff position a bit. Tyki shook his head slightly. What a strange little girl. Even stranger yet was him and the fact that he was going along with it, allowing it.

Tyki slid back into bed next to her, declaring defeat and feeling too lazy to move her back to her bed or moving her bed closer to his. After setting up Eva's blanket snuggly over her, he rolled over onto his side of the bed, feeling slightly disgruntled by the fact that a little human girl was bending his will so easily. Did she even think that it was strange to want to sleep so close to a killer? It hadn't seemed to cross her mind, since he hadn't been sleeping that long before she was next to him. It felt weird having to look out for someone, having to take care of them. Tyki was nowhere used to having the tiny girl with him, and her behavior towards where he was concerned was a little weird.

Sighing lightly again, Tyki pressed his face into his pillow and tried to concentrate on sleep.

Tyki wondered to this day why she even bothered to sleep separate from him when she knew she was just going to move anyway. Unless it was an unconscious thing? Tyki highly doubted it, but maybe she was too embarrassed to admit she needed to sleep close to him to feel safe? Whatever the reason, Tyki didn't really care at this point; he was so freaking used to it that it scared him. The only thing he did in response to it was pull her covers a little more firmly around her and slid a pillow under her head. Again, she didn't stir at all, probably already used to these actions as well.

Tyki laid back down onto his cot next to her, shifting a little closer to her before closing his eyes, concentrating on Eva's steady breathes on his face to help him get back to sleep.

Within seconds he was out.

Tyki woke up what felt like minutes later to the feeling of the sun shining against his eyelids and a pair of tiny hands shaking him. Letting out an annoyed groan, Tyki rolled over and stuffed a pillow over his head, praying for more sleep as he tried to block out the annoyance that was the sun. Ugh. Why the hell did he have to get up this early? He was trying to grip unconsciousness again when he felt the hands shake him again, causing him to groan in annoyance once more, lifting up the pillow slightly so he could peer up at the one who had dared wake him so forcefully.

He instantly met gazes with Eva who continued to shake him even after seeing he was up. Her hazel eyes sparkled with…mirth it seemed, a tiny smile on her face. Little crystal clouds filled the air with her breathes, a slight blush on her cheeks, probably from the cold. Tyki gave her an annoyed mumble as he tried to slide underneath his covers again. Letting out a little annoyed huff, Eva grabbed her pillow from where it was next to him, lightly hitting his with it a couple times. Tyki let out a muffled sound of ultimate suffering.

"Let me sleep, just a little longer…" He mumbled.

Eva tugged on the back of his shirt, her usual signal when she had something to say; Tyki peeked up at her blearily.

It's already nine o'clock, She informed, tugging his shirt again, Get up, Tyki-sama!

"Ahhh…" Tyki plopped his face into his pillow, trying to find motivation to move; he was not a morning person in the slightest bit, "I hate morning so damn much…."

He saw Eva grin as she let out a silent laugh, her hazel eyes wide and sparkling as she stood, tugging his shirt as she went. Tyki almost laughed at her failed attempt; she was so tiny that she had no chance of pulling him up, but it was a nice effort. Finally declaring defeat, Tyki sat up, stretching and yawning as he stared around at the trees glowing from the morning sun, his breathes in the air. Eva was already gathering some of her stuff into her bag as he got to his feet, wincing as a few of his joints popped. They had about an hour till the next town, but Eva thankfully had bought food for the trip, so they would be fine until they ate breakfast in the next destination.

"So cold…" Tyki sighed, using his Noah powers to manifest his coat back on along with the rest of his usual attire. He slid his tussled black hair out of his face and back as he pulled his top hat on, putting it firmly in place. There was no wind, so thankfully it would actually stay on.

Eva was buttoning up her coat just as he did this, trying to put her shoes on at the same time. Tyki grinned as he watched her totter a little bit before finally succeeding in her goal, looking quite proud of herself.

"Ready to go, Evvie?" Tyki drawled, using his noah power to get rid of their travel mats and such, hiding them away in a pocket of air for later use.

She nodded, pulling her bag over her shoulder with one hand as she signed, There is the rose festival at the next town, right? She seemed really excited about it, bouncing in place a little.

Tyki chuckled lightly, ruffling her hair lightly with one hand, which was a routine gesture as he replied, "Yes yes."

Eva beamed cutely, following closely after him as he turned, walking in the direction of the town now that they were both set to go. He patted down his pockets, feeling for his cigarettes before pulling them out for a morning smoke. Eva skipped along next to him, seeming cheerful in the early morning, more cheerful than he was. He had to admit though, it was utterly contagious. His own mood brightened with hers as he lit up his cigarette, blowing out smoke instantly.

"So, Eva," He started conversation as they reached the main road again, sliding his gaze down to her with a wicked grin, "When is your birthday? Do you know?" Part of him wondered why he hadn't asked the question before.

Eva's expression grew thoughtful for a second as her gait slowly a bit, an unreadable expression in her eyes as she truly thought about it for exactly a minute. Then she shook her head slowly, looking up at him with a troubled expression.

Tyki smiled lightly, ruffling her hair as he tried to cheer her up, "Eh, don't let it worry you. We can just set up a new date for you and use that as your birth date. How does that sound?"

Eva smiled back instantly, giving him an eager nod as she reached her small hand out and tugged his sleeve.

"Let's make it…February first, since today is January twenty ninth." He suggested, trying to talk around his smoke, "So we can just celebrate it at the Rose Festival."

Eva made a face at the prospect of him doing something for her, but didn't argue it as she nodded reluctantly. Wise of her; she knew he wouldn't budge on something like this, since they had argued things like that god knows how many times before.

Have you ever been to the Rose Festival before? Eva asked him, her hands moving in a symphony of hand signs.

"No, but I've been to plenty other similar functions before, so it should be fun." Tyki drawled in response, tugging lightly on one of her wavy locks, "It will be a good experience for you. Though something tells me I'm going to need to buy a leash for you or losing you will be unavoidable, my little goldfish." He chuckled.

Eva pouted adorably, looking up at him from underneath her lashes, How am I a goldfish?

"You get distracted easily and you dart from place to place without thinking first." Tyki raised a brow at her.

She blushed a little, but couldn't deny it at all.

Tyki laughed at her embarrassed look, patting her hair comfortingly, "Don't look so upset about it; you just need to remember that if you don't keep a hold on me you'll get lost. And if you're interested in something, just point me in the right direction, alright?"

Eva nodded hesitantly, playing with her hair as she hid her face in embarrassment. Tyki smothered his snickers with a gloved hand as he took another drag of his cigarette. She was so weird, but in such a cute way. He didn't get why buying things for her made her so uncomfortable. He found it hysterical when she got all pouty and irritated; it was a rare thing for her, though she never really told him what was on her mind. She probably didn't want to bother him with her problems, which irritated him.

"Is there anything you would want for your birthday?" Tyki asked her, getting the conversation ball started again.

Eva shook her head no.

"Ehhh…" Tyki drawled, disappointment leaking into his voice, "That's no fun; there has to be something you want." He had to admit, he was enjoying the embarrassed look on her face.

Eva peeked up at him, shaking her head adamantly again.

Tyki flashed his canines he snickered, "You're such a terrible liar."

Am not!

"You are and you know it."

Eva sighed lightly, seeming exasperated as she gave him a serious look with her deep hazel orbs.

Tyki chuckled, playfully poking her shoulder at her irritated expression, "you know I'm only teasing you Evvie. Though when we get there I expect you to pick something out, understand?" He allowed some firmness to leak into his tone at the end, making his request more of an order. Again, Eva sighed but didn't argue.

They continued walking for the next hour just like that, conversations every few minutes to pass the time. In those brief moments of quiet though, Tyki found himself thinking of the first time they had gone travelling together like this…which was also the first time he had killed.

"These are the Teez," Tyki explained to Eva as they walked slowly down a hill, Tyki holding one of the butterflies in question on his fingertips while a few others fluttered about him. Eva, much to his surprise, showed excitement for the first time as she reached toward him eagerly, wanting to touch the creature he held. Tyki made a face at her, feeling puzzled by her unconcerned mood about his killing pets. Her hazel eyes were wide and pleading as she tugged on his sleeve, reaching her fingertips out expectantly.

"They're flesh eating butterflies," Tyki put a lot of emphasis on that part, tipping his head to the side as he looked at her, "Are you sure you want to touch them? I've used them to kill people before; they nest inside a human body, then eat it from the inside. It's quite unpleasant."

Though Eva didn't seem at all fazed. The pleading expression on her face did not waver, and her reaching fingers didn't tremble in the slightest bit. Tyki's previous perplexed feelings returned. She was so weird. How could she still want to hold the Teez after knowing all that? Whatever. Tyki shrugged it off, giving in and handing a Teez down to her, letting it rest on her fingertips. Joy filled her face as she stared in wonder at the strangely beautiful killing machine, touching her fingers over its wings a few times.

Tyki couldn't help his smile at the happy look on her face, "Like them, do you?"

She nodded, giving him a sideways glance and smile.

Huh. Tyki chuckled lightly at her answer, shaking his head slightly. She liked flesh-eating butterflies? That was a little twisted.

"They don't seem to mind you, and they won't hurt you unless I order them to. So you should be fine." Tyki mused, almost to himself, since Eva's mind wasn't on that at all as she placed a small kiss on the Teez, causing it to make a small screeching noise in response. This was weird because that was its own sign of affection. Tyki shrugged this off to, realizing days ago that the more he pondered it, the more the answers would evade him.

"Stop right there!"

Tyki froze in place as he and Eva stopped in their tracks, turning in unison toward a voice that had sounded behind them. Tyki instantly felt a familiar presence near him, causing his hair to stand on end and his Noah to stir in anticipation even before his gaze caught on the two familiar black uniforms in the moonlight, the silver of their buttons and Exorcist symbols glinting lightly. Eva instantly clung to his side in fear, hiding behind him a little in the face of the two unfamiliar men, who already had their weapons drawn on them. Tyki was wondering why they were stopped, since he was currently in his human form, then he realized that his Teez were still fluttering around them. They kept close to Eva, seeming troubled by her fear as they fluttered protectively.

Tyki put a comforting hand on her shoulder, realizing that the two unfamiliar exorcists must have been terrifying for the still-recovering girl. He fought an irritated scowl, but it flashed on anyway as his Noah threatened to leak through his careful façade.

"May I help you, gentlemen?" He asked in a regal drawl, glaring at them from underneath his top hat.

One of them, with a pair of twin blades, hissed at him as he jabbed his weapon in the Noah's direction, "Don't try to fool us! I've seen those butterflies before!"

"You're from the Clan of Noah!" his friend felt the need to add the obvious, griping his strange boomerang-like weapon tighter.

Tyki sighed quietly, feeling even more irritated when they caused Eva to let out a small, alarmed whimper; just a slight hitch of air, but it managed to portray her terror.

"Could you please lower your weapons? You're scaring her." He growled at the two, still not allowing his Noah to leak out completely yet as he briefly looked down at Eva, who was still clinging to his side, her tiny hands griping his coat.

One of the men looked over at her, a snarl lifting his lips, "Who is she? Another member of your clan?" he activated his innocence completely, a threatening gesture, "Am I scaring the little Noah?" He said mockingly.

Tyki had enough.

Making a fist with the other hand that wasn't holding Eva, Tyki hissed, "You're really getting on my nerves." He allowed his skin to go from tan to gray in an instant, the black stigma appearing on his forehead and his eyes going to gold. He felt Eva's eyes on his face, but he kept staring coldly at the exorcists, enjoying the sudden fear in their eyes in the face of his Noah. Eva clutched even more tightly on his jacket, but Tyki needed her to release him for a few minutes; it wouldn't be terribly hard to fight holding on to her, but she could get hurt in the process.

"Eva. Let go for a second." He drawled at her, clasping onto one of her small hands and tugging it slightly, "I'll come right back, I promise."

Eva let out a small, worried noise, out of fear for him or fear for the exorcists he didn't know. Not that he cared. It was about time she saw more of this side of him, realized what she had finally gotten herself into. Tyki grinned in wicked anticipation, slowly removing her hands from his person, sparing her one sideways glance. Her hazel eyes were wide…but not with fear? No, it was more like worry. But…that didn't sound right did it?

Tyki-sama…you could get hurt! She signed to him slowly, her gaze moving over to the exorcists again, who stared back with fearful anticipation and hate.

Tyki blinked at her with a perplexed expression. That's what she was worried about?

"I'll be fine." He chuckled, turning back toward his opponents with his grin back in place.

Eva stood back and watched, her face making no expressions, as Tyki slaughtered the two men without mercy. They stood no chance against the Noah, and the fight lasted about two minutes. By the end of it, one was on the floor with his blood splattered here and there, his heart and several other organs outside his body and his horrified gaze forever fixed sightlessly on the sky. The other Tyki was even more merciless with. While the man was still alive, Tyki let his butterflies nest in the man's body, then they proceeded to eat him alive from the inside. His screams echoed into the night while Tyki watched with cold satisfaction and a sadistic grin, blood dripping from his hands to the ground. It took not even thirty seconds for him to be consumed, leaving behind only his exorcist jacket, but it had to have been painful. And even then Tyki wasn't done. He waited till they were both dead, then proceeded in the task of destroying their innocence, a delighted look in his eyes as he crushed the glowing bits of matter into dust.

After this was all said and done, he simply turned back to Eva with the same pleasant smile he usually wore, his skin still the Noah gray. Eva remained in place the entire time, her hazel orbs betraying no emotions as she watched Tyki slaughter two innocent humans, torturing them. Tyki couldn't help but wonder what was going through her pretty little head. Was she afraid? Appalled? Disgusted? She had probably never witnessed anything like that before. Did she know what she was getting into when she joined him? She probably regretted it.

Feeling a little cocky and the need to challenge her, Tyki held out his hand, the one that was still dripping blood, toward her. The crimson liquid dripped from his outstretched fingertips onto the cold ground, the white fabric of his glove completely ruined.

"Ready to go now, Evvie?" He asked in a regal draw, smiling wickedly at her.

Eva, much to his surprise, stared back with steady eyes. Even more to his surprise, she reached out her tiny fingertips and slid them into his bloody hand without hesitation, squeezing his fingers with slight gentleness. That perplexed feeling overcame Tyki again and also relief as scooped her up into his arms and began walking again, happy to know he was still in her favor after that. Eva wrapped her tiny arms around his neck with a light yawn, seeming to have no aversion to touching the skin that had just killed someone.

And Tyki was yet again left to his confusion.

Hello my lovely children! TykiWife here ^^

So. I hope the chapter was satisfactory! Please don't ask who the exorcist guys were…I made them up lol and if there were any other weird things like their being a rose festival in winter…I don't care really xDDD I heard that some roses do bloom then so please don't blow up my comment page trying to be a smartass and proving me wrong Lol so I didn't have time to edit! Please ignore all grammatical errors and such. You guys are all an intelligent bunch of people, You will get it :3

Tyki: Please, my darlings, review this story for me. It would be oh so appreciated.

Allen: No don't! *covers Tyki's mouth* He doesn't deserve reviews!

TykiWife: *stares weirdly* dude. What are you doing here? You're not even in the story yet!

Allen: *pokes fingers together* yeahhhh…but morningnight couldn't be here so I felt the need to stand in for her in her absence…

TykiWife: I would have thought it was you who caused her absence, boy.

Allen: Hush! *covers mouth again*

TykiWife: Tyki, now I see why you cover his mouth during sex; its payback isn't it?

Allen: *stares in horror* TykiWife!

Tyki:…and your point is?

TykiWife: Hahahaha does morningnight know you're cheating on her Allen-kuuuun~?

Allen: I-I-I'm not!

Tyki: Why try and lie about it love~? *whispers seductively* She already knows what we do at night

Allen: *screams in terror* noooooooo! Is that why she doesn't feed me my dango on those days?

TykiWife: I would think so ^^

Allen:*pokes depression mushrooms* why would you tell heeeerrrrrr?

Tyki: *holds up hands in defense* its partly your fault. You stole TykiWife's soul from me in a poker game and she said if I told her every time you cheated on her she'd give it back.

TykiWife:….Wait hold the fuck up! You lost my SOUL in a POKER GAME?

Tyki: It's your fault for losing it to me in the first place *nervous laugh* and I got it back so does it really matter?

TykiWife:…no sex for you tonight! *turns and stomps away*

Tyki: Nooooooo! Come back my love! *chases after*

Allen:….*still pokes mushrooms* my dango….im hungry….

Hehehehehe god when morningnight reads this she is going to throttle me, then she's going to give my soul to my former English teacher (she's eviiiiiil!) xDDDD PLEASE REVIEW! I love you allllllll!