Please enjoy Chapter 3 of the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gin Tama or any of its characters, except for Amy and Kyle.
"Come on already, Gin!" said Shinpachi as he tried to drag Gin away, "We have to eat!"
"I'm not going without that issue of Shonen Jump!" said Gin.
"Forget about it!" said Shinpachi.
"Just buy it for him, dope!" said Kagura.
"It's not our money!" Shinpachi said.
"Just do it!" screamed Kagura.
She had the angry look on her face, and Shinpachi was always afraid of it. Kagura left Shinpachi with little choice, and he spent a few bucks of the cash on Shonen Jump for Gin to read. Kagura and Shinpachi followed Gin across the street, who had his nose buried in the Shonen Jump magazine, but they had to drag him by the arm inside to get food.
"Smells good in here, uh-huh!" said Kagura.
"I don't think I've ever seen this kind of food before," said Shinpachi.
"We'll take two of everything," said Gin.
"That'll be…" said the register clerk.
"NO!" cried Shinpachi and Kagura.
"I-Is there a problem?" asked the register clerk.
"What?" Gin asked blankly.
"We barely have enough money to pay for two of everything!" said Shinpachi.
"Yeah, we just get one of everything!" said Kagura.
"We don't have money for that either!" said Shinpachi, "Look, just let me do the talking, alright?"
Shinpachi cleared his throat and began to order.
"We'll take, uh…three orders of…that one there…number 12…three medium sizes…for those things…and three drinks like that," said Shinpachi.
Giving the trio an odd look, the register clerk asked, "So that's three quarter pounders, three medium fries, and three Cokes?"
"Yeah, I suppose so," said Shinpachi.
"You're not from around here, are you?" asked the register clerk.
"Not really," said Shinpachi.
"Thought so," replied the register clerk.
Shinpachi used most of the money on the meal, and they found a spot to eat. Shinpachi was the only one who noticed that a lot of the people in there were giving them some weird stares. One guy in particular, who had a pink Mohawk, a nose ring, and was wearing black clothes, kept looking at Gin in disgust.
"Tomorrow, Shinpachi," said Gin, chewing on his food, "You have got to take me to this place in here so I can get that action figure."
"I think we've got some bigger worries than that," said Shinpachi.
"Like what?" asked Gin.
"We don't even remember how we ended up falling out of the sky," said Shinpachi, "or how we're going to be able to stay at Amy's house without her parents seeing us."
"We knock them out cold and lock them in closet, uh-huh!" said Kagura.
"I'm good with that," said Gin.
"Get serious!" said Shinpachi.
The guy with the pink Mohawk had enough of them, so for his own amusement, he smacked Gin on the back of the head. He and his buddies were laughing to themselves.
"You gonna take that, Gin?" asked Kagura.
"They're not my problem," said Gin.
"Besides, it looks like it's best to just ignore them," said Shinpachi.
This time, the pink Mohawk guy took a ketchup packet, opened it, and threw it in the air, landing on the corner of a page in the Shonen Jump that Gin was reading. Gin took the tray that he had taken his food off of, then turned around and hit him on the head with it.
"Aha!" one of them laughed, "You just got hit by a faggot, Kyle! Are you gonna take that?"
Kyle threw the tray off of his head and went to confront Gin.
"You think you're a tough guy, little fag?" he hissed, "How about I show you how a real man fights?"
"Shut up," said Gin, punching Kyle in the stomach, which sent him flying into the wall, "Weak little boys like you aren't worth fighting."
"He just called you weak!" said one of Kyle's buddies, "Are you gonna take that?"
Kyle wiped a little blood off his elbow. Then he thought of a way to really piss off Gin. He spotted Kagura from the corner of his eye and figured she might have been his girlfriend. He put the smug look back on his face and grabbed Kagura by the arm, pulling her away.
"Babe, let's go," said Kyle.
"Hands off!" said Kagura, "I don't even know you!"
"But why would you be with losers like them when you could be with a real man like me?" asked Kyle.
"I said HANDS OFF!"
Kagura took out her umbrella and sent Kyle flying through the roof. It took a moment for Kyle to land back down to ground level.
"Who are these guys?" asked one of Kyle's buddies.
Kyle, unable to move, was shaking on the floor, his head and arm bleeding. He then began trembling when heavy footsteps came his way. A large employee with big muscles, but a brain the size of a peanut, started walking towards where the commotion was taking place.
"Which one of you guys started this?" roared the big man.
"They did," said Gin, pointing at Kyle's buddies, "They beat up their poor little friend here for some extra money and tried dragging us into it."
"WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE!" exclaimed his buddies.
Immediately, the big man started charging towards Kyle's buddies, stepping on Kyle's head to damage it more, and chasing Kyle's buddies out of the place.
"Good riddance to those guys," said Shinpachi.
"Of course, it would have been a little easier if you had helped," said Gin, going back to his normal self.
"You were good for nothing back there, uh-huh!" said Kagura, taking a bite out of her burger.
Later that night, after Gin, Shinpachi, and Kagura started walking back towards Amy's house, Kyle finally stood up on his feet. The few people who were left in the restaurant looked at him, bamboozled by his rugged look. He slowly started walking out, with an ugly scowl on his face. He walked through an alley to get back to his house.
"Those lousy faggots," muttered Kyle, "and those cowardly punks! Next time I see any of them, I swear I'll snap their necks off their freakin' bodies!"
"I'm not sure about your 'buddies'…" said a voice from above, which came from a dark figure that landed in front of Kyle, revealing himself as Takasugi.
"…but the way you are now, you don't stand a chance against Gin and his little friends."
"Gin?" asked Kyle.
"That's the white haired guy who beat you up."
"He didn't beat me up!" shouted Kyle, "He just caught me off guard! I can take him!"
"I'm afraid you're wrong," said Takasugi, "You see, on my way back from a little 'observing' that I did, I spotted you and Gin quarrelling. I must say you're very weak compared to them. But don't get your hopes down, because I can change that. Just do exactly as I tell you, follow my instructions, and you'll get your revenge."
To be continued...
~The Goon~