A/N: So sorry for the wait! I had lots of stuff to do and I'll be faster next time!

Enjoy, my lovelies!

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School.

School Dee Dool I Hate School!

School was too dangerous, in Kurt's opinion. Too many pairs of eyes. He would ask to go to a private school, but he didn't want to worry his father.

Kurt walked along the crowded hallways, looking down at his feet. He accidentally bumped into some Cheerio.

"Watch it, homo."

Kurt sighed- he was used to this kind of thing.

Just make it to Glee Club. Glee Club is where you are slightly happy.

Kurt went through the day, his normal routine of making the teachers disappointed, acting like he was shy, and pretty much only doing what he absolutely needed to do.

The only class he kind of enjoyed was French. His mother had been fluent in French, so almost as soon as he was born, Kurt knew two languages. That was really the only perk being a "soul reader".

He had been one since birth, which meant that the first few years of his life, before his family was aware of his powers, were incredible dizzying and stressful on the young Kurt.

He was very lucky everyone forgot the first few years of his life, or else he would have all his relative's lives in his head, as well as daycare instructor's lives still in his head.

Back to French. His teacher didn't mind that Kurt wouldn't make eye contact, so they often had conversations about France and daily life and school and other students, while everyone else struggled to complete what work Kurt had already done.

On to Glee Club, Kurt thought.

He had only looked a few people in the eyes there: Mercedes, Finn, Tina, and Mr. Schuester.

The rest of the club had no idea of his strange power, and Kurt intended to keep it that way.

As he walked in, the club was pestering Mr Schue about his love life.

"I don't have feelings for anyone right now, guys!" Schue said, laughing.

"Yes you do. Miss Pillsbury." Kurt said quietly, smirking.

Mr. Schuester looked at Kurt. "How- Right. Thanks a lot Kurt."

Kurt smiled. "Anytime," he said teasingly.

His smile disappeared as the other kids bothered their teacher about Emma Pillsbury and didn't acknowledge or thank Kurt for assisting them in their quest to annoy the Glee director.

Kurt just sighed and sat down, waiting for Rachel to start singing some over-dramatic, stupid love song.

Haaa….I Love Life, Kurt thought sarcastically.

I

Love

Life

As

Much

As

I

Love

Neon

Fucking

Orange.

Until next time,

Lionesseye!