Disclaimer: I'm tired. Look at Ch. 1

Shakkaho3000: Ayo! Sorry for the wait. Happy New Years! I couldn't concentrate with all the buzz going around, so I'm sorry if this chapter doesn't seem planned out.

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0_o …I don't know why I said that. But anyways, I bet you guys been wondering what happened between Soi and Yoruichi. Well, guess what? That's…

NEXT CHAPTER! I can be a bitch at times, you know. And it's one of those times. It's to build suspense and foreshadow, too. But mainly to be a bitch. Enjoy, it's a different POV! Warning: will start off a little slow but it will get there.

5 Hours Earlier

"Alright, guys, there's no need to be hostile towards each other."

"But he started with me, taichou! I was just being an amazing 3rd seat by finishing your paperwork and this dumbass comes out of nowhere and steals it from me!" Kiyone Kotetsu pulled at her co-3rd seat's goatee. He let out a yelp.

"What? She was totally being a kiss-ass and trying to gain your attention! I was just being a Good Samaritan and taking your paperwork back. But since you were sleeping I did it for you," Sentaro Kotsubaki pulled Kiyone's collars resulting in slight strangulation.

I sat on my porch near the koi pond where I was having some tea with Rukia Kuchiki. That was until my 3rd seats stumbled in arguing.

Again.

At first it was quite annoying to me and other squad members. But I then became content that my 3rd seats would do anything to impress me and it made me very grateful. Rukia got used to it, too. She told me once that it was a sign of peace when the two started arguing, for they were serious and trustworthy whenever there was war. But she still thought it was a little bothersome.

"Come on, you two, get off of each other and show the taichou how mature you are. I know you two aren't done with your own paperwork because we just got a new batch. Apologize and get started, please." Although it was with a serious tone, Rukia gave a smile at the end.

"Y-Yes, fukutaichou! We're sorry, Ukitake-taichou! We'll be done in no time!" And with that, the dynamic duo scurried off to their office with blushes from the embarrassment. It's amazing how they can say things simultaneously.

"Well, fukutaichou, I have to go to the taichou meeting. I'll see you after."

Rukia nodded and I went off to the 1st division. It wasn't anything serious, just a weekly meeting to discuss any concerns or requests. When I entered through the doors, I saw a couple of my friends in the distance, so I sped up my pace.

"Shunsui! Unohana! You know an old man like me can't run anymore!" I laughed.

They stopped until I was walking with them. We were all longtime friends, over 200 years, I believe. Shunsui and I were more than friends, of course. Unohana had her signature smile that could glow in the darkness and Shunsui had his goofy smile.

We said our morning greetings (I gave Shunsui a kiss) and proceeded to walk towards the main hall. Byakuya Kuchiki, Sajin Kommamura, and Toshiro Hitsugaya were already in their respective positions. We said our greetings and I went over to my place next to Kenpachi Zaraki who was still absent. Soon the Sotaichou and the other taichous were here, except for Soifon. I'm not surprised, though. I would have probably stayed hidden, too.

"I will now begin the taichou meeting. Is everyone here?" Ever since I was a kid, Yamamoto-san always had that raspy but booming voice of his.

"Soifon-taichou of the 2nd Division is absent, sir," Unohana quietly put in.

"Does anyone know where she might be? If not, then we will start without her."

"She's probably playing with her new pet pussy," Zaraki snickered. This got a chuckle from some of the taichous.

I'm not one to purposely start an argument, but when you're talking about a fellow comrade I will stick up for them.

"Now, now, Soifon had a bad day yesterday and as an adult you should make mature comments."

"Tsk, I was just saying that she's probably too sore too even get up and walk."

Everyone except me, Unohana, and Yamamoto laughed and I glared at Shunsui. I gave him my if-you-don't-stop-no-sex-for-a-week look. And, of course, the pervert stopped.

"That's enough," Yama-san finally interrupted, "Everyone be quiet! As I was saying, we will have to start without-"

Mines and everyone else's attention turned to the opening door and in walked none other than the scowling Soifon.

"Soifon-taichou! I believe I informed all taichous that this meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What is your excuse for your absence?"

There was something wrong with her. I was the closest to the door so I was the only one that could see it. But, what was it. It was a mixture of anger…no, rage and anguish. It created bags under Soifon's eyes which mean she hasn't been sleeping. And I hate to say this, but I felt Yoruichi's reiatsu disappear last night.

I think it caused a break-up.

"Gomenasai, Sotaichou. I was so caught up in some…personal affairs that I didn't realize the time. Again, gomenasai," Soifon spoke in a monotone voice with no emotion at all. She walked slowly to her place at the right side closest to the Sotaichou.

"Well then, let's continue so we can be done. I will now ask if any of you have any requests or concerns from you or your squad members. We will start with 2nd Division taichou, Soifon," Yamamoto gestured to her to begin.

Because everyone hates going to these meetings, we usually just say there are no concerns and get on with our day. Plus we hardly use profanity, except for Zaraki.

That's why everyone was surprised.

"I have a request concerning all of my comrades. There is no nicer way to say this, so here it goes: Mind your own fucking business. What happened between me and Yoruichi is between me and Yoruichi. Please stop being assholes and spreading our business. We are all mature adults and children," this got a reaction from Hitsugaya, "So please act your age and stop bullshitting around. I would also appreciate it if all of you informed your fukutaichous. That is all."

…

I think there was a nicer way to say that, but I don't think she gave a damn. I contemplated on whether or not I should be the first one to answer. I looked over at Shunsui who looked like he was trying to stifle laughter. Unohana's eyes were open and had obvious shock in them. The others were stunned, too. Yama-san's eyes were slightly open and he opened his mouth to say something. But guess who voiced out their opinion?

"Tsk, look who grew some balls. Little miss over here is so ashamed of her nice piece of ass that she's willing to threaten people if they get into their business. Who the hell do you think you are?" Zaraki stepped forward to indicate he was ready for a fight. Like always.

"There's no need to be aggressive," Unohana stepped in, "I agree with Soifon that her personal life should not be gossip, even though there was certainly a more mannerly way to express it."

Told you.

"I assure you, Soifon-Taichou, that I was not one of the people to spread the gossip. But who were you talking about when you said 'children'?" I knew Hitsugaya was going to say something.

This whole time Soifon was uncharacteristically quiet, but her expression was gradually returning back to a death glare towards the floor. Poor floor.

"I never wanted to have any confrontation with anyone, but I hope you know that I will not deny a battle to prove my point," She looked toward Zaraki who grunted in response, "I apologize if I offended anyone, but there really was no polite way," She glanced at Unohana who frowned a little. I think we all know what happens when Unohana frowns.

"And I was indeed speaking of you, Hitsugaya, when I said children. I didn't mean any offense by it, but if you are too sensitive to realize that than the Gotei 13 really doesn't need children as its leaders." The boy's reiatsu rose to show how close he is to losing it.

I'm going to have to give him some candy later.

"Now, now, Soi-chan, let's calm down and collect ourselves." Right when I think she couldn't get any angrier, my Shunsui makes it worse. I'm not with him because of his intelligence.

"You of all people shouldn't talk since you were the main one that started it all!" Soifon's reiatsu matched the other aggravated taichous now and her hand was dangerously close to her zanpaktou.

A loud bang caught all of our attention and we realized it was the Sotaichou banging his zanpaktou disguised as a cane on the floor. Where've you been while all this happened?

"It seems that Soifon-Taichou has some personal problems that she needs to deal with and is unable to participate in our meeting today. Unless she thinks she can handle herself, she is dismissed."

Soifon made the right choice and quickly walked out of the room, but not without receiving some glares from the ones she pissed off. When she walked by me, we made eye contact and it was back. She slammed the doors behind her and everyone's reiatsu slowly came back to normal.

"If we have anymore objections, let's proceed on to the meeting. Do you have any concerns, Unohana?"

"None at this time, sir," she sighed

I think we were all exhausted, especially me. I was beginning to have a headache from the drama.

"If you need to for medical reasons, Ukitake-Taichou, then you may be dismissed, also."

"Thank you, Sotaichou. Gomenasai."

I looked over at Shunsui and gave him a nod to assure him I was alright. As I walked towards my barracks, I felt Soifon's and another familiar reiatsu rising and I couldn't help but feel relieved.

You might be in deep shit, but you're the only one that can help her, Yoruichi.

Shakkaho3000: My, my, my, Soifon was not in the mood. Again, I'm sorry if the chapter didn't seem planned out. I wanted to explain what happened at the meeting in a different way and I thought Ukitake's POV would be good. For the entire hardcore Ukitake, Hitsugaya, and Zaraki fan girls/boys, sorry if they were a little ooc. I was going to give Unohana some more dialogue since she frowned, but I thought I should focus more on Soi. Anyways, Next chapter will be what happened between Soi and Yoruichi.

Ukitake: Please don't throw Kiyone off the cliff, Sentaro.

Rukia: Please don't throw a desk at him, Kiyone.

Shakkaho3000: Ha, ha. Love those two. Review!