Previously…
"Last time on South Park: Castaway, Bebe, Kyle, and Stan all left Cartman in the forest and some other shit I don't care about happened." Craig said in his usual monotone voice.
"Why don't you just say your lines, Craig?" The Director asked.
"Because I haven't been introduced in the story yet, and that pisses me off."
"You will be in the story more later on. Just please, say your lines." The Director begged Craig.
"Fine, Cartman ate a tarantula, then he met Tweek on the beach, and then the other guys ran into a bear they thought was Britney Spears. There, are you happy?" Craig asked.
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"That bear really wants to eat us!" Stan started to panic as the bear clawed at the bottom of the tree, slowly, the tree started to lean towards the bear.
"I can't do this anymore!" Kyle cries. He jumped off of the tree branch and kicked the bear in the face.
"Ow, holy shit dude, what was that for?" The bear cried.
"Is that bear talking?" Bebe asked.
"Of course I'm talking, all bears speak English, don't they?" The bear asked.
"I'm not sure." Kyle said, still confused.
"I was just trying to be friends with you guys." The bear said.
"OK, you can be friends with us, as long as you don't try to kill us." Kyle said.
"Thank you, my name is Jeff."
"Am I the only one confused." Bebe said.
"No," Stan said. Stan and Bebe climbed out of the tree.
"Jeff, where exactly are we?" Kyle asked the bear.
"Well, we are definitely not in Kansas anymore." Jeff scratched his head.
"Yeah, that's just what we need, a Wizard of Oz reference that is overused!" Stan started to become angry.
"Please don't hurt me humans, I am a gentle bear!" Jeff cried.
"Well do you at least know where any of our friends are?"
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Butters woke up from his deep slumber and realized that he was not sleeping on a bed. He also realized he was sitting next to Kenny, and it seemed like his hood has been burned off.
"I hardly ever see Kenny's face. Hey wait a second, why am I in the middle of the forest?" Butters asked himself. Butters remember the cruise ship and that it crashed.
"Butters, is that you?" Kenny woke up from his sleep.
"Kenny, I think we have crashed on this strange island, I wonder where the other fellas are, I hope they are OK."
"Look Butters, we have no idea if we are on an island." Kenny said.
"Well there is a beach over there." Butters pointed to the beach. Kenny could see two figures and the crashed boat on the shore. Kenny got up and ran to the beach, only to be greeted by Cartman and Tweek.
"Kenny, glad to see you made it," Cartman said. "And with Butters too, it seems as if the whole gang is coming together."
Kenny ignored what Cartman said. "Have you seen any of the others?"
"Well yes, I saw Jew boy, Stan, and Bebe earlier."
"Where are they, and why didn't you stay with them fat ass!" Kenny scolded the cubby boy when Butters stood next to Cartman.
"Hey, stop being mean to Eric!" Butters yelled at Kenny.
"Why, Cartman is a fat sack of crap that doesn't deserve to have friends!" Cartman's heart sank.
"Kenny, I had no idea you felt that way." Cartman sniffled. "I thought we were B.F.F's." Cartman started to fake cry.
After a few seconds he stopped. "Feel sorry for me Kenny!"
"Guys," Tweek yelled. "I hear someone in the forest! Ahh!" Stan, Kyle, and Bebe emerged from the forest with a bear.
"Holy crap, a bear, it's going to eat me!" Butters started to run in circles and fell down from the dizziness.
"See I told you your friends were on the beach!" Jeff exclaimed. "Well I got to do some bear things, see you guys later." Jeff ran deep into the forest.
"Did that bear just talk?" Cartman asked.
"It's a long story." Stan said. The three walked onto the beach.
"Maybe we could go swimming later, the ocean looks beautiful." Bebe looked at the ocean, she thought that she might as well take advantage of the fact that they are on a tropical island.
"Don't forget to bring a towel." A strange voice said.
"Holy shit, you're here too!" Cartman cried.
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"What kind of ending is that, everyone knows it's Towelie, that's not a good cliffhanger!"
"Eric, just say your lines." The Director said.
"Son of a bitch. Who is this mysterious visitor that the South Park kids have ran into? Will Jeff show up again? Will the kids try to find help, or will they start to comfortably live on the island?"
"Very good Eric, you were great signing the show off."
"I have a question, where is the plot in this story? This story is a peace of shit! I always look like an asshole in it."
Kyle was watching Cartman signing off and decided to add some more fuel to the fire. "Maybe it's because you are an asshole, fat ass!"
"Shut up, you stupid Jew!"
"Shut off the fucking cameras!" The Director yelled.