HAB: Hi, um… so it has been awhile since I wrote. I hope you do not think that I hate Jelly Jigglier okay. I don't hate him but… I don't know I just can't write about him and-
T-kun: This is not how you start a story!
HAB: Well I'm not starting the story yet!
T-kun: but you're writing?
HAB: duh, it's called 'author's notes'.
T-kun: What! All you do is talk, no; you just randomly put words on the page AND THEN SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
HAB: WELL SORRY PRISSY PANTS FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG!
T-kun: HEY! DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU- wait a minute. Why are you talking about how you don't hate jelly jigglier?
HAB: It was question some one gave me.
T-kun: Who?
HAB: …
T-kun: Well, who was it?
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo bo-bobo
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So far: Beach party. Shopping. Fight. Old guy. Suzu won. Boring. Dyeing. Of. Borddness (how do you spell that?). Blah.
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So Suzu and Beauty came home safely home. Suzu was happy that she won but Beauty didn't agree with Suzu since the old man withdrawal
"It's called forfeiting Beauty," Suzu said. "So I win!"
"He ran away." She said dully.
"If you run away it means you forfeited," Suzu grinned. "Plus it was in fear."
Beauty shook her head. "Sure, whatever." Guess she was right but winning because the other guy ran away is pretty lame (although she has no right to say that).
"Let's get ready for the party!" Suzu sang. "Okay you invite our guest in and I'll cook!"
"Are you sur-"
"YES, now go to the door and wait!!" Suzu wails
"Fine" beauty said.
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Hour later…
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! The f**king kitchen is on fire!!" Suzu yelled.
Smoke was coming out of the kitchen door. Beauty and Gasser came rushing in. Gasser was holding the fire extinguisher. He started to spray out the fire and turned off the oven. The fire burnt part of the new counter (which Gasser was too cheap to get somebody else, so he put the counters in himself).
"Suzu, I just put those counters in! An- Wait why were you even trying to cook? Were going to the beach YOU BRING COLD CUTS NOT COOKED TURKEYS!"
"Hmm. I wasn't making food, I was making something else" Suzu said proudly. However Gasser was on the verge of killing Suzu with his bare hands.
"So, then what were you doing?" Gasser asked in a dangerously calm voice.
"Oh you know… the thing… where you… put in the thing where you… you, know the thing" Suzu gulped now seeing how angry he was.
The only way she could protect herself was to hide behind Beauty. He wouldn't yell at her and Beauty would stick up for her.
"Gasser, don't yell at her. She was just um… what were you doing?" Beauty asked Suzu
Suzu chuckled slightly. Well that backed fire. Suzu thought.
"Um... hee hee, um you know the stuff that you put on your lips and it glitters? That thing?"
"That thing!! God Suzu, and here I thought it was something smart."
"I didn't" Gasser remarked crossing his arms glaring at Suzu.
"Oh, so you must know everything! What do you think you are!?" Suzu spat at his face.
"At least I don't do stupid stuff and come up with stupid excuses!"
That was it. Suzu had enough. She didn't care if he was strong and could easily take her over, she didn't care that he had feelings for her little Beauty; she didn't care that he probably would make her smell worse than rotting fish (hhmmm fish). She had to put up with his nagging all the time, but there was no way that she would let Gasser get away with calling her stupid. That was the last straw.
"Shut it Stinkbomb!"
"Fish girl"
"Bean boy"
"Dumb blonde"
"Old man"
"Stop it you two," Beauty stepped between them. She had her hands on both of their chests trying to stop them before they killed each other. "We have people coming!" Suzu and Gasser just grunted and left going in different directions.
"Great now I have to set everything up myself" Beauty whined out loud.
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Beauty was packing the last of the stuff for the beach when the doorbell rang. Finally they're here. Took them long enough. Beauty thought.
She opened the door to see Torpedo Girl with Rice standing behind her tied up.
"I heard that you were holding a party." Torpedo said smiling. Rice gave her an apologizing look. Beauty smiled back "yup, you want to come?" beauty knew better then to fight with her. She would leave it soften. (Although that would probably wouldn't work ether.) Beauty, lade torpedo girl and rice to the living room.
"So is Soften coming?" Torpedo Girl said dreamily. Beauty shuddered and started to untie rice.
"I can't wait show off my new swimsuit! It' so cute! And it has a M202A2 FLSAH on it! It goes so …"
Doesn't she ever shut up? And why does she have to like my brother! What's worse is that she is also a he.
"Ouch! Beauty you're tightening the ropes" Rice yelped
"Sorry my mind is somewhere else"
"Yeah, probably on someone certain," Rice smirked. If Beauty was already pissed off now she was over the top. "Oh Beauty, Beauty, when will- ack Beauty too tight, too tight!!" Beauty by now was coking Rice. His face was turning blue before Suzu came in.
"Beauty, stop choking the guest," Suzu wailed
"Suzu! My hero!" Rice creid
"We need 10 people to get a discount at the club" Suzu added
"Ow, Suzu that was cold" Rice cried. Now untied he ran into the closet.
"Anyways Captain fishcake cancelled, Thanks for coming Torpedo Girl"
"Suzu!" Beauty glared at Suzu. "So you invited her"
"Um, ya…" Suzu could feel Beauty's creepy glare. The room was completely quiet. Nobody dared say a word.
Suddenly the doorbell rang. Gasser, being oblivious to the situation in the living, went down stairs and opened the door after the 11th time the bell rang.
"Hey guys, Battleship, Bubu-bu, and the ass are here!" gasser yelled followed up with a comeback from Namero, and then a name calling contest started.
Beauty left the room to greet their friends. Suzu sighed and followed Beauty. She'll get over it she thought to herself.
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Lots of sorries
HAB: I'M SORRY!!!! I think it has been a year since I last wrote (or maybe 7 months, tell me if I'm wrong). I can't believe it took me this long to write. I bet nobody even reads this stuff anymore (doubt anybody really does). I'm so sorry. I know how you feel.
I find this great story and then I can't wait for the next chapter and it takes so long. But at least now I know why.
I'm also sorry about the swearing but I just had to put the line in.
T-kun: ya, ya, you're sorry now end the chapter already.
HAB: NO! these people deserve an apology!
T-kun: … so if you take too long on a chapter you say sorry, but if you take someone's ice cream, you run away and say they deserve it.
HAB: …
T-kun: and don't even answer my questions!
HAB: … Hope you like the chapter! *runs away*
T-kun: Get your butt back here!