Authors note: I would like to give a special thanks to my friend Jason for the idea for this story. You rock Jason!
Humor
"How did I get myself into this mess" said Sonic as he stared into the cold pool.
He remembered back when he was at Angle Island talking to Knuckles.
"Why do you eat so many chilly dogs?" asked Knuckles as Sonic inhaled his third one in the past five minutes.
"There really good." said Sonic as he picked up another one.
Suddenly Knuckles had a marvelous idea he remembered the poster he saw about swimming lessons for five rings.
"Hey Sonic" said Knuckles "I saw a poster for swimming lessons you should try out."
"Yeah, like I would really love that" said Sonic sarcastically finishing the chilly dog.
"I bet you would, because the first person to graduate the advanced class gets a lifetime supply of chilly dogs" said Knuckles as he hid his smile.
Sonics jaw dropped,
"A lifetime supply, by your standards or mine?" asked Sonic.
"Neither," said knuckles lying back on the master emerald "By Eggman's standards."
Sonics jaw dropped even more, the one person standing in his way of being the worlds chilly dog eating champion was Eggman.
The next thing he knew he was taking lessons. As if things couldn't get any worse, he took one look at his class and it became worse. Shadow was there, when Shadow saw him walk to the pool he gave a large smirk and said…
"Now let's see who the ultimate is, were tied at everything so maybe this will be the tie breaker."
He also saw Blaze, he had a huge crush on her and now he was going to look like a big dork in front of her. Amy was there to, like this couldn't get any more embarrassing.
Oh, wait it just did the coach was Eggman, who had gone straight but still hated Sonic.
"I see we have a new student." said Eggman "Sonic, why don't you show us all your best time, swim to the other side of the pool and back as fast as you can."
Everyone had his eyes on him. He took exceptional notice of Blazes golden eyes. He found comfort in them and reassurance He turned towards the pool in a similar way he turned toward the Meterex it was nothing more then an enemy in need of defeating.
He started to run towards the pool everything went in slow motion. He got to the edge and made a flying leap to the pool his grin repapered as he got ready to enter the water and when he hit the water…
Thwack! He hit the water in a solid belly flop, the sound was so loud and painful it even made Shadow flinch, then he sunk and started to splash around and yelling for help. Blaze was the first to act as she jumped in and landed gracefully. She then started to pull the hero to the concrete were he laid back in complete humiliation.
After the lesson was over Eggman went to the security camera and got the video of the moment. A few hours later it was on you tube with over a million views. And the whole time Knuckles was laughing his but off.
Authors note: I don't like how this turned out it wasn't all that funny but it fits the theme because Knuckles thaught it was funny… I know that's kind of a cheap shot but the others will be better.