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11) Hardcase is no longer allowed to have caf. He shouldn't have had it in the first place, as a matter of fact. When I find out who gave it to him, you will be in a world of hurt. - Kix

(To this day, no one has fessed up.)

12) Dirty holozines are banned. You will hand them over to myself or General Skywalker to be disposed of. Just how the heck did anyone manage to get their hands on them?

(A raid on the quarters proved to be rather...productive. There were a lot more holozines than originally thought.)

13) Okay, the ship-wide game of paintball has to stop. All paint-ball guns are to be handed over to me, and you better hope I don't shoot you with them myself.

(Once again, nearly every trooper forked over a gun, much to the amusement of the general. Rex now believes he's found his culprit. Now, proving it on the other hand...)

14) The next person to write "Kiss Me, I'm Lonely" on my armor will be thrown out the airlock. Whoever did will fess up NOW, or will wish the Separatists had gotten them.

(It happened three more times before Commander Cody was caught. Rex, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan were shocked. Anakin couldn't stop laughing.)

15) General Skywalker is no longer allowed to walk about the ship without supervision. He may be a grown man, but he acts like a child more than his apprentice. And us, come to that.

(Anakin was not amused. Obi-Wan was.)