Pain and tears have always gone hand in hand.
The absence of love is an unfortunate constant.
Human nature is always changing.
And it's always the children that suffer the worst.
Jorgen hated the fairy council. Wait I take that back, he loathes the fairy council. For centuries they had tasked him with enforcing the rules, jailing their enemies and assigning fairies to children. That coupled with his family businesses and his own personal life, Jorgen was one un-happy supreme leader. Yet, he trudged to the council room none-the-less, to face their wrath. When he opened the door, the councilors were none too pleased.
"Alright, let's get this over with." Jorgen said.
"Do you have any explanation for the Anti-Fairies escaping under your watch?" The pink councilor said.
"I...was playing my nine holes."
The council shook their head disapprovingly.
"The Anti-Fairies have been free for a day, and in that time, they`ve turned a desert into an ocean of salt. Destroyed an amusement park and bankrupted the Indian economy." The blue councilor said.
Jorgen looked at his boots, his shame and rage battling for dominance. Rarely did he fail but when he did the council verbally castrated him for it. Though it was the fairies who suffered for his lashing with their bodies.
"Well Jorgen, I suppose we should forgive you this one time." The green councilor said. "Round up the Anti-Fairies when you get a chance."
"They`re more likely back in their own world." Jorgen said. "Now explain to me how I should round them up? I would need a paramilitary force to do that."
"Then get a Para-military force!" The purple councilor yelled. "Aside from that there is another problem you need to deal with. The child Cosmo and Wanda were supposed to be assigned to is gone."
"Gone, what did he vanish?" Jorgen asked.
"Irrelevant." Pink said. "However as a precaution, after you re-assign the fairies we need you to erase the planet`s memory of Timmy Turner."
"Yes councilor." Jorgen said.
The second Jorgen left the councilor room he screamed in a bloody rage. He began randomly blasting things and fairies in the face with his wand. This only served to increase his rage and seek someone to take his anger out on.
"Hey everyone, I brought doughnuts!" The poor unfortunate fairy Binky said.
Jorgen grabbed Binky, ignoring his screams of fear and proceeded to beat the magic out of him with his fists and heels. When he finally calmed down and mega-poofed to his office. Jorgen rubbed his temples and downed some mocha.
He pressed a button on his desk, "Cosmo! Wanda! Report to my office now!"
A second later a nervous and cheery Cosmo and Wanda poofed into his room.
"I regret to inform you the god-child you were supposed to get is gone." He said.
Cosmo and Wanda blinked in confusion.
"What do you mean gone?" Wanda asked.
"GONE G-O-N-E GONE! He is gone! So don`t ask any fucking questions!" Jorgen yelled.
"Okay! Okay!" Wanda said cowering with Cosmo in the corner.
"Anyway," Jorgen said, calming down and drinking his mocha. "You`ve completed your fairy training so its time for re-assignment. And I have someone for you, I`ve been meaning to get to her for the past four years."
Jorgen poofed up a file and tossed it to them. The file read *Tootie* written in pink on it. Cosmo and Wanda opened it and shifted through the pictures of a little girl in a black and white checkered skirt and vest. Her hair was tied up in pig-tails and her face was covered with geeky glasses and braces.
"Need-less to say she is very miserable." Jorgen said. "Now get down there, and whatever you do, do not mention Timmy Turner. AND NO QUESTIONS!"
-Down on earth-
Tootie hated her sister. No that isn`t accurate. She feared her sister. Every time she wasn`t torturing other kids or breaking the law, she was making Tootie`s life a living hell. Tootie cowered under her custom Timmy sheets.
The day before, Timmy`s parents had returned and found their son missing. The Turners went ballistic and had Vicky arrested before sending out a bulletin report for their son. Tootie`s parents were thrilled to find out Vicky was in prison, however the phone call changed their minds and they rushed to get their daughter.
Tootie knew her sister returned when she felt the house shake. She heard Vicky yelling at her parents and things breaking.
"Vicky, calm down!" Her father yelled.
"Don`t fucking tell me what to do!" Vicky yelled.
She heard something being flung across the room and her parents screaming in pain. Tootie heard her sister`s violent foot-steps clamping up her stairs. Tootie panicked and raced into her closet, locking it behind her and burying herself under her love shrine.
"Open up twerpette!" Vicky yelled. "Open up and I won`t impale you!"
After a few seconds Vicky screamed and punched the door. Unfortunately Tootie had blocked it with her dresser. When Vicky felt the extra wood, her eyes twitched and she screamed, unleashing her fury on the door. Destroying the door and dresser. Tootie twitched and panicked under her love shrine as Vicky broke the closet door down. Vicky grabbed Tootie and tossed her on the bed.
Vicky`s face was as red as her hair. Steam billowed from her nose and veins were pumping like crazy on her fore-head and neck.
"Vicky, please don`t beat me!" Tootie pleaded.
"I`m not going to beat you...I`m gonna whip the shit out of you!"
Vicky removed her belt and picked Tootie up. Vicky sat on the bed and slammed Tootie onto her lap. Vicky ripped off her sister`s skirt and proceeded to violently whip her sister`s behind with the belt. Tootie screamed and pleaded for mercy as Vicky continued to crack her belt down.
The pain was sharp and stinging from the start, then it built into something resembling a blaze. In a manner of minutes her bottom and lower thighs lost feeling as she cried so hard her throat went sore. Finally after the twentieth minute Vicky had calmed down. Tootie`s poor rump was whipped raw and slightly bleeding and her face was flushed, her eyes blood-shot from crying and a puddle of tears on her Timmy pillow. Vicky lifted her sister up and dropped her on the bed and left her room. Tootie squeezed her pillow and tried to cry. But her tears and throat wouldn`t let her.
POOF!
A pink and green explosion went off in the middle of her room. Cosmo and Wanda floated in.
"Hi I`m Cosmo!" Cosmo said.
"And I`m Wanda!" Wanda said.
"And we`re...YOUR FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!"
A yellow stage with *Fairy God-Parents* written pink and spot-lights appeared.
The two stopped smiling when they saw the condition of their god-child.
"Dear lord, we arrived late on this one." Wanda said.
They waved their wands and healed Tootie of her wounds, sore throat and runny eyes. Tootie sat up, noticing how un-sore her body was.
"Thank-You." Tootie said. "Who are you guys again."
"We`re fairy god-parents." Cosmo said. "We get assigned to children in need and grant them wishes to make their lives better until we`re no longer needed."
"And we grant any wish, your little heart desires." Wanda said. "Within the rules of course."
Wanda poofed up a large purple book what said, Da Rules, on the front.
"And the number one rule is, you can`t tell anyone we exist. Or we`ll disappear forever."
Tootie blinked her eyes and contemplated what they said. On one hand she didn`t know what to think about the two creatures, appearing in her room and telling her they can grant wishes. On the other hand she was getting tired of Vicky tormenting her.
"So you grant wishes huh?" Tootie said.
"Of course, and we love clients with active imaginations." Wanda said.
"Well...then I wish for one thing, gelatin."
Downstairs Vicky was de-stressing in a hot-bath. She was still seething a bit as she let out a growl of rage. The relaxing, steaming water became sticky and Vicky opened her eyes in confusion. She looked down to see herself covered in orange gelatin.
"AHHH!" She yelled.
Vicky jumped out of the tub and began running around, she then fell down the chocolate stairs into a tub of rotten crab-legs. Vicky stood up yelling and trying to get the gunk off her.
"Impressive." Cosmo told his god-daughter.
"Alright, now...I wish she was a fly."
Vicky turned into a fly, before she could figure it out she had to flee as Tootie started chasing her with a swatter. When she reached the fridge, Cosmo and Wanda as polar-bears burst out of the fridge. Vicky ran into the basement. She panted with fear as she reached for a light switch. A small poof was heard as the light came on. She looked around until she saw a mirror. He reflection showed her bent-over and tied to a bench. She struggled to get loose but the ropes kept tightening. She kept struggling until she heard a cough and saw Tootie standing next to her waving.
"TWERPETTE!" Vicky yelled. "You are so dead when I get my hands on you!"
Tootie smiled and snapped her fingers. Instantly a silver wheel with large wooden paddles appeared. Vicky`s eyes widened and she began to struggle again. Tootie continued to whistle as she walked up to her sister and pulled down her pants. Tootie pushed the wheel closer and began to fiddle with the controls.
"Twer...I mean Tootie, my dear, sweet, sensitive and loving little sister." Vicky said, little hearts pouring from her eyes. "I`m so sorry for earlier, just let me out so I can give you a big hug and let you play with my dangerous toys and watch TV while I pamper you."
"I think two-hours on level twenty power should do." Tootie said.
She kissed her shivering sister on the cheek and patted her head.
"Good-bye Icky-Vicky, I`ll see you in two hours."
Tootie blew her sister a kiss as Vicky screamed in pain as the paddle machine did it`s job. Upstairs Tootie was on her bed, laughing with her fairies.
"Oh man Tootie, your great." Cosmo said.
"So what do you want now kid?" Wanda asked.
"Well, I`ve been wanting this for over a year now." Tootie said. "I wish Timmy Turner was here to play with me!"
Cosmo and Wanda exchanged worried looks then waved their wands. A fart noise went off and their wands flopped.
"What happened?" Tootie asked.
"Well..."
Before Wanda could explain, a purple shock-wave rocked the room and knocked Tootie down. When she stood up she saw Cosmo and Wanda happily looking down on her.
"So what was your wish again dear?" Wanda asked.
"Oh, I wish Timmy was here to play with me!"
Cosmo and Wanda smiled and waved their wands. A fart-noise went off and the wands flopped.
"Why do they keep doing that?" Tootie asked.
"It's what happens when our magic can`t be used or is being blocked." Wanda said. "Now let me poof up the rules."
Da Rules appeared and Cosmo and Wanda began searching. They poofed the book away and looked at Tootie again.
"Well dear...it seems we can`t wish up non-existing or non-fictional people." Cosmo said.
"What are you talking about?" Tootie said. "Look around my room and you`ll see he exists."
When Tootie looked around her room however, her Timmy sheets, pictures, posters and bed were gone and replaced with stuffed animals and a regular bed. Tootie looked into her closet and her Timmy love shrine was gone. Tootie scratched her head and began to panic. Her panic increased when Vicky busted her door open.
"Will you keep it down twerpette, I can`t hear the TV!" She said.
"Wait aren`t you mad at me?" Tootie said.
"Always, whats your point?" Vicky asked annoyed.
"Well, you were arrested after you lost Timmy."
"Who?" Vicky asked.
"You know, Timmy Turner, the love of my life, the love that you torture every time you go to his house."
"I baby-sit a lot of kids runt." Vicky said. "I can`t be expected to remember the name of every brat I take care of. But I can say with certainty I`ve never taken care of any kid named Timmy Turner."
"But his parents pay you the most!" Tootie said, flustered.
"Oh the Turners." Vicky said, rolling her eyes. "Those dumbasses don`t have a kid. Besides if they did he or she`d be the most miserable and stupid kid on the planet. Now flush those fish, and go to bed!"
Vicky slammed the door and tromped down-stairs. Tootie turned to see Cosmo and Wanda in fish forms in a bowl next to her bed. They poofed back into normal fairy form.
"Sweet girl." Wanda said.
"Hold on, she said Timmy doesn't exist. But I know that is not true. We go to the same school. He`s the cutest boy on the planet, with his buck-teeth, dimpled face and adorable blue eyes!"
"What an imagination." Cosmo said. "We could make a human doll who looks like that if you want."
"But are you sure you want those buck teeth?" Wanda asked.
"No he`s real, I know he is!"
Cosmo and Wanda floated down and hugged their god-child, trying to calm her down. Tootie knew something was wrong. Timmy Turner was real, and she knew she would see him the next day and confirm him to her fairies. However she didn`t see him the next day. Or the day after that, or the week or month after that day. She wouldn`t see Timmy Turner again, until a few months after her tenth birth-day.