Chapter 3: Why Tsubasa Hisses When Ginga Eats His Burger

"Hey there!" shuffle a few flashcards, "we are presenting chapter 3: Why Tsubasa Hisses When Ginga Eats His Burger. I want to give a shout out to ImmaRebelGrrrl for sending in this request. Audience, please review! I'm just a little worried that people don't like this fanfic! Anyway Nile, can you turn on the TV screen?"

Nile turns on the TV, "Enjoy this chapter!"

Tsubasa suddenly hissed when Ginga picked up his burger and started eating it. "Tsubasa?! Why?!" Ginga screamed. Tsubasa walked away.

"Wonder what's up with him?" I appear out of nowhere eating an apple.

"Oh, hey gocty. Gocty?!" Ginga realizes that I am in the room with him, "what are you doing in here?!"

Nile pauses the scene on the TV, "Wait! You're in it?! Why?! Is this allowed?! You're kind of breaking the forth wall here."

"It's my fanfic," I shrug. Nile sighs and presses play on the screen, but the show My Little Pony plays instead.

Nile laughs nervously, "W-wrong channel! I totally didn't watch My Little Pony during the commercial break! I'm telling you!" Nile continues playing the video explaining why Tsubasa hisses every time Ginga eats a burger.

"I'm here because I'm bored," I chew my apple and talk with my mouth full, "anyway, the scenario still has to play out."

"Chew with your mouth closed," Ginga looks down at his burger, "come here beautiful burger!" Tsubasa comes back in and hisses. "Why are you hissing?!" Ginga yells. Ginga almost took a bite of his burger when Tsubasa hissed again.

I grab Tsubasa by the shoulders and shake him, "Okay first off, Ginga, stop talking to burgers like they're real people! And second of all, Tsubasa, why are you hissing when Ginga is trying to eat a burger! Even if he is acting weird around one!"

Tsubasa sighs, "It started last week..."

One week ago:

Tsubasa strolled down the streets of Metal City on his way to work. Someone throws a milkshake in his face. Tsubasa sighs and take the cloth he carries everywhere and wipes his hair, "My hair. I have meeting with someone from a different country today."

The Eagle blader enters the WBBA HQ still wiping the milkshake from his hair and is now in a bad mood.

"Hey Tsubasa!" Hickaru greets, "what happened to your hair?"

Tsubasa replied, "Don't ask." Hickaru stands there looking at Tsubasa thinking how he could be so grumpy so early in the morning.

"Hold it!" Ginga interrupts Tsubasa, "how were you in such a bad mood. Someone just spilled a milkshake on your hair.

"Sleep depravation," Tsubasa answers.

Me groan, "Just continue! To many people are interrupting the explanation!"

Just then, the TV shorts out and turn off. "What?!" I scream and shake Nile, "the TV's not working!"

"We can just tell the audience you know," Nile does an anime sweat-drop.

I shout at Nile again, "Hello?! Even we don't know what happens to these characters! The TV screen is the only way of finding out!"

"Oh..." Nile sighs, "We'll have to call in someone to fix the TV. Find out what happens to Tsubasa next chapter."

I pout, "Now what do we do until the TV's fixed?" Then, some aliens come and kidnap us bringing us to their spaceship. The aliens are pale green with huge heads and small bodies.

"How many things are going to go wrong in the production of this chapter?!" I yell, "we need to get our TV fixed!"

"Who cares about the TV?! Aliens are abducting us!" Nile shouts.

"If you put it that way..." I start to ponder. Nile face-palms and sighs.

Wonder what happened to Nile and I? Find out in chapter 4!