HARU POV

This guy... Hikaru...

The idiot was undressing right in front of me! And before, when he had just come out of the shower, he was totally naked except for a towel wrapped around his waist. Oh joy, watchin him dress...

Apparently he had dressed in normal clothes and then went out for a 10 minute walk, now he was changing into his pajamas. I really didn't get rich people. They had way too much time and luxuries.

I cleared me throat, "Ahem... Hikaru... I'll just go sleep now. Really, Take YOUR time." I quickly stalked off from the very large, very expensive couch in 'our' room. But, of course, being Hikaru, he wasn't going to let me off the hook easily.

"Kaoru dear, why're you so nerrrrvous," His words purred off his tongue, he grabbed me around my waist, of course, preventing me from going to the safety of the bed, "You never took a bath yet. You'll be dirty, or do you want to get dirtier?" Right now, I was sure I was blushing like hell.

"Umm... H-Hik-" I struggled to breathe.

The flirt prince shifted so that he faced me, lifted one of his pale, pale hands and pushed my chin up in a very Hitachiin act way, "Ya know, Haruhi isn't here now," he winked, "So bathe and we can..." He breathed on my ear.

Okay, I've certainly lost it. I let myself be led on by my very very hot boyfriend.

"Or do you want... my to bathe you in my love?" He led me to the bed and forced me to sit in his lap, "and we can do very naughty things, like... you know..."

I freaked out and jumped out of his lap. Things were getting too... wild, "Umm umm Hikaru... yeah, I'll go have a bath, yes, umm... which ones are my clothes?" Oh god... I've just messed up.

The older redheaded twin gave me a peculiar look, "We share clothes... Boxers and all..." He seemed to double take, "Wait, Kaoru, you're blushing an awfully dark shade, you usually don't do that when we practice, are you alright?"

I know Hikaru wasn't t he brightest guy in the block, but I had just asked him where my clothes were. I wasn't sure if I was lucky or not, my boyfriend was this dumb, "Ohh, I'm okay, so please, sleep without me. I glanced at the clock, it was about 10:30 pm. It was early, but these guys were rich, they did need their beauty sleep, right?

"I'll just watch some TV. I'll wait for you, or do you want me to warm up the bed first?" This time he wasn't flirting. He was genuinely caring.

Frankly, I wanted him to watch TV since it would distract him and therefore give me time to think in the bath, "Watch TV." With that, I rushed and grabbed some random clothes out of the million outfits.

And once I was in the very large bath. I let it fill to the max. Time. Time. Oh shit, I'm going to have to undress. Sorry Kaoru. Not that I wanted to actually see Kaoru's body, I just had to start doing something to get rid of suspicion and if I went to bed without the smell of expensive shampoo and body wash fragrances, I'd surely rouse up some more unneeded attention.

I closed my eyes and undressed and with out opening my eyes I stepped into the warm bath. Luckily it was a bath and not a shower. The bubbles hid everything from my shoulders down. Finally, I started to think.

Okay, so Kaoru and I switched bodies, minds, whatever. And now we can't tell anyone. Anyone except Mori and Nekozawa. But I don't know how long I can stand this... this... hotness. Yes, I'll admit I am jealous of Kaoru still. Hikaru only shows this part of himself to Kaoru and only Kaoru. Ahh, damn all this. Hikaru even told me it was practice for another act. I can NOT get jealous in this state. And of course. I ABSOLUTELY can not enjoy this.

I relaxed in the bubbles for a few mintues. Everything almost seemed okay until Hikaru intruppted.

"HEY! Kaoru! Get out! You'll suffocate if you stay in there too long." Thanks for the message...

I had to answer or he'd come in, the bathroom had no lock, "I'm okay I'll come out now." I stood up.

And looked down and I am human, I freaked, "AHHHH!"

Which made the circumstances grow worse, Hikaru barged in, "Wuzza Matter?"

Then a awkward silence took over. Of everything I was gratful for, this was one of them. I think Hikaru's all talk and no action.

"I'll leave now..." he did.

And I'll lose myself now... Sorry Kaoru... SORRY!

KAO POV

Of all the things I had to dead with... THIS had to be one of them? It was lying in the narrow passage that lead up to the apartment unit Haruhi lived in. Honestly, I was no homophobe. I WAS after all completly straight, almost anyways. But I never looked down on gays. But one thing I DID look down on was drunkards. Which was what Ranka was. Haruhi's father did work as a bartender, but I didn't think he'd drink THIS much. I thought only the pretty young girls drunk with guys... oh wait, nevermind...

Well, Ranka was in the way of EVERYONE that was trying to go up the stairs. I tried everything. I tried pushing him. Lifting him. Yelling at him. But I was too weak and Ranka was too heavy.

I wanted nothing more than my body back. I was thin before, but I did work out with Hikaru at our personal gym. Haruhi... was just wimpy.

"Move it now can't you?" A lady shouted. There seemed to be quite a few people coming back at this VERY time. Damn commoners with their low wages and many shifts.

"Uhh.. DAD," I was tired.

I really was, God, Jesus, Mary, Whoever. LET ME SLEEP! Really I wasn't used to such harsh impatience words, yes these folks were nice enough in the afternoon, but they, like me, were grumpy and extremely tired now. Of all things that happened to me today, why was it that Haruhi's father chooses this VERY day to suffocate in alcohol?

After my mental rant, someone tapped my arm.

"Haruhi-chan, use this," It was a little boy and he was holding a bucket of water, "You usually pour cold water on him."

I fell to my knees and let my eyes water, "YOU ARE MY SAVIOR! THANK YOU!"

"Umm Sure," He backed away from me, "No problemo..."

Whoops, I forgot commoners don't like sincere thank yous. I brushed off my knees and grabbed the bucket. Without hesitating, I dumped the cold water on my 'dear' old girly man, which did... nothing at all.

Aww man... I checked my, or rather, Haruhi's cheap wristwatch, it was 12:00 am...

Ranka stirred and tried to stand up, only to be pushed down by me, this time, out of the way. Everyone rushed up to go home.

"Geez I wonder how Haruhi puts up with you. Ya know, she's okay," I didn't worry because I was seemingly talking in third person. Ranka was too drunk to notice, "Where's the key?"

"Pockettt..." He walked up the stairs slowly, leaned against the door and almost fell over.

I caught him and took out the key and opened the door. Once we were inside, I locked the door and lead the drunkie into his room. Without changing or showering (YAY!) I jumped into Haurhi's bed.

Now, sleep! At least I get some sleep. Tomorrow there's school, and we also have a club meeting in to morning... wait... HOST CLUB MEETING?

I groaned under the thin covers, I had enough problems to put up with, now I had to deal with people who had higher IQ's than Ranka and Hikaru? Aww It was going to be a heck of a day...