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SPEDS go Senshi-style ;)

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Disclaimer: We do not own Dragonball, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, or any other trademarked items we happen to throw into our stories, or anything associated with them (or anything else except for our cardboard box, and this trusty laptop, which we exchanged on the black market in exchange for a wombat toenail. We don't even own the socket that we plugged the laptop in, oh shit! The homeowner has retur- we must go! Quickly, to the Angel Mobile(cardboard box)!). We do, however, own the rights to the stories we concoct. And, being the creative and enlightened authors that we are, reserve the right to abuse all characters in our stories as we see fit, or at least to the fullest extent of the law.'

Chapter 2

"We are the American Senshi!" Tamen stated proudly.

"The American Senshi?" The inner senshi muttered to themselves.

"Do you think we could meet you somewhere to discuss this?" The one in the green asked. Ashley came back to reality.

"Love to!" They all looked over at her. She was grinning like a three-year old.

"Alright," the one in the red pulled out a scroll and threw it at them and it landed at their feet. "All the information is there," and they walked off.

"I bet it says the Shrine on Cherry Hill," Life said. Upon inspection of the scroll, they found they were to meet the senshi in an hour at the Shrine.

"It'll prolly take us that long to find it," Tamen said, and they started off. They quickly found a place to detransform and continued on their merry way. It didn't take them as long as they thought to get there, so when they did, they were a bit wary about approaching the front. They mustered up the courage and walked up to the front door. Kelly knocked harshly on it.

Moments later, a short, balding man came to the door. "May I help you?" he asked.

"Yes," Ashley started, "We're here to see your granddaughter Rei. We're friends of hers from school," The others looked at her, but she just smiled.


"REI! YOU HAVE GUESTS!" Rei's grandfather yelled from what seemed like the other side of the temple.

"Send them in!" She yelled back.

"The American Senshi as we refer to them now were some pretty powerful allys. With their added strength, we may have been able to defeat Beryl....I wonder why Queen Serenity never called them." Luna told the senshi

"hisssss" Allison said as she walked into the room and saw Luna.

Tamen did her trademark head smack.

"I heard the kitty talk...I know it sounds like I should be in the place with the nice padded walls, but no....I REALLY heard the kitty talk." Ashley started as she walked over to the cat. "Hello kitty" she said and grinned like a three year old.

Luna turned to the senshi. "That's why...."

"No no no no no! See, our kitty got a little intimate with the front wheel of a Mac Truck," Ashley said, and Allison smiled. Luna looked horrified. "They sent us new guardians though. They thought we needed them." She started to mumble under her breath, then looked back at Luna, "Oh yeah, see," She pointed at the cats as she named them. "This is Gem, she's Tamen's guardian," she pointed to a Siamese cat. "That's Bobo, he's Kelly's guardian," There was a pudgy cat behind her. "That is Allison's guardian, Bernardo," A slight yipping was heard from behind Allison and they turned to see a small Chihuahua.

"I hate cats," Allison said nonchalantly.

"As for me.... I have my Luna-plushie!" Ashley said, pulling out a small stuffed animal that looked just like Luna besides the fact that it was a stuffed animal.

"Where did you get that?!" Usagi and Luna yelled in same time. Ashley held the stuffed cat up to her ear.

"Yes Luna-plushie I don't think so either," she said to the cat, with a straight face. There was silence, then Rei spoke.

"Well that was disturbing,"

"HEY! Luna-plushie can talk! Why else do you think they would give her to me as a guardian?"

"Because they didn't think you could handle the responsibility of having a cat?" Tamen asked.

"Shuttup Tamen I don't need comments from the peanut gallery!" Tamen was about to shout back when she was interrupted by Allison.

"Peanuts?"

"We need to talk about this before we go any further," Makoto said. The new senshi shrugged, and the older senshi made their way into the other room.

Fifteen minutes later the senshi were still conversing and boredom set in.

Tamen walked over to a flower sitting on the window sill. She touched it and it withered over. "dead" she said sardonically.

Ashley walked over and glared at her. "Alive" she touched it and it sprang back up into full bloom. She smiled and began to walk away when she heard...."dead" come from Tamen.

When she looked back the plant was hunched back over. She was beginning to get agitated, but she walked back over and touched the plant. "alive" she said, and watched Tamen, daring her to touch it again. She got a weird look on her face and touched the plant.

"Dead!!!!" She sounded a bit peeved.

"ALIVE!!" Ashley screamed back.

Tamen growled and touched the plant again "Dead!"

"Alive!" Ashley said for the last time. They both touched the flower and it went up in smoke.

"Dangit" Tamen said, and they both took a few steps away from the shredded remains of the flower.

"Whatcha doin over here?" Ashley asked her

"Nuttin," she replied and backed away.

On the other side of the room, nothing more productive was happening.

Kelly sat on the floor, yet again playing with her ominous money tree. Allison, feeling a bit bold, reached out and touched a leaf of the tree. It immediately morphed into a bag of cheetos. She attempted to pull it off, but to her dismay, Kelly slapped her hand away and turned the cheetos back into a one hundred dollar bill.

Allison shrugged and rolled over, ready to go back into her dream world, when the senshi emerged from the other room.

"Let's see here, what's in my sub-space pocket?" Ashley said, reaching into the air and having her arm disappear. She pulled out her life staff, and her pen, dropped them on the floor and stuck her hand back in to find more stuff. What she found she was not expecting. "A curling iron?" She shrugged it off and let it fall to the ground. Soon enough, Tamen and Kelly were rattling through theirs too. They all turned to look at each other when they had finished. In a pile by Ashley's feet, there was her pen and her life staff, two things she was expecting to find, a curling iron and a hair brush, and the scout and fuku manuals, which were in each of their pockets for a rainy day.

Also residing there was a mini visor, something that was also in each of the scout's sub-space pockets, that would disappear until needed. Ashley put it on and hit the small yellow button on the side. The visor disappeared as did the rest of it, but when she touched her earring, it came back.

"Sugoi!" She shouted, startling Tamen who was also putting hers on. Kelly was having too much fun with it.

"You have fifteen dollars, Tamen, and you have thirty three cents Allison, and Ashley, you have...RELENA'S CREDIT CARD!"

"No I don't, I gave that..." She trailed off as she stuck her hand in her pocket and pulled out the card. "oops?"

Tamen's visor was gray tinted and had a little skull and crossbones on the side. She looked over at Kelly's whose was tinted a light green color and had a shiny golden dollar sign on the side. Then she looked over at Ashley's. It was a clear and had a little golden flower on it. Allison had even taken hers out. Hers was orange and on the side also had something written in gold. Tamen moved closer to see what it said. "Eat at Joes," she tried to hold it in but burst out laughing.

"Shuttup," Allison said, then continued on, "I'm hungry,"

"Then go get something to eat," Tamen said. Allison jumped into her sub-space pocket. Tamen was not expecting that.

"Allison!" Tamen said yelling as she ran to the open portal. She looked inside and saw Allison standing at the front desk of a McDonalds. "THIS is what's in your sub-space pocket?" Allison grinned.

Kelly and Ashley ran over. "I want a happy meal!" Kelly whined.

Allison jumped back out and sat down with hers. "Nope. Sorry. Made just for Sailor Gluttony by the people at McDonald's. They love to see me smile."

While Kelly whined about how it wasn't fair, Tamen brought her visor back. "I get vital stats and close to death people are. The darker the color, the closer to death. Looky at this guys! Kelly, you're a yellow, Allison, you're a lighter yellow, Ashley, BRIGHT!" she yelled, turning the thing off.

"Well a-duh Tamen! I'm Sailor Life," she said pronouncing everything, "Let's see what mine does," hmm... "Vital stats, and...power level? What am I going to need this for?" Ashley started to toy with her earring. "Let's see here....FAN FICTION! I CAN ACCESS FAN FICTION WITH THIS!"

"What?" Kelly shouted, starting to also play with her visor. Tamen just did her head smack.

The senshi had been watching all of this until now and were again beginning to wonder about them.

"Fan fiction?" Ami questioned.

"They're strange," Makoto said, watching them.

"But I feel no evil in them. Just raw power." Rei proclaimed.

"Maybe we shouldn't..." Ami started.

"We're back!" Usagi shouted walking over to them. The four quickly stuffed everything they had out back into their pockets and watched her approach. The others sighed and followed.