It was a bright and sunny day in the village of Konoha. Sixteen-year-old Uzumaki Naruto was just walking back from a satisfying trip to the ramen shop.
"Ah..." The blonde boy sighed contentedly and rubbed his happy tummy. "That was freaking amazing. I could have eaten even more, but my wallet was getting just a little too thin." Naruto thought of his frog-shaped walled. "Yeah," he decided with a nod. "He looks cuter when he's fat."
"Naruto,"
The boy stopped in his tracks. "Oh, Sai," He looked over at the smiling, black-haired ninja. Suddenly, Naruto frowned. "There's something different about you. What is it?"
"Oh, this?" Sai let out an awkward, I'm-trying-too-hard-to-laugh chuckle and pointed to his face. "I got a su-"
Naruto snapped his fingers, cutting Sai off. "I know what it is!" He shot a scrutinizing look at Sai. "I don't see your belly button today!"
Sai blinked. "I'm wearing a jacket today because I got a su-"
"It's nice to finally see you dressed like a man, Sai." Naruto said, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "To be honest, I was kind of worried that Sakura was rubbing off on you. No, wait, that couldn't happen. Sakura hits people too much for her to have any girly qualities that you could pick up on." With that, he laughed.
Sai finally saw an opening. "I got a sunburn." He said, pointing to his tomato-red face. "That's why I am wearing a jacket." He smiled his trademark smile.
"Oh." Naruto said. "I don't remember you ever getting a sunburn before."
Sai shrugged. "Perhaps the laws of logic have kicked in?"
It was true. With Sai's ghostly white skin, the boy had a very low amount of melanin in his body. The fact that he had never gotten a sunburn before was a true wonder.
But this was the real world. And in the real world, people with fair skin happened to get sunburns.
Author's Note: I feel Sai's sunburn pain. I am fair-skinned too.
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