Code Reaction:Season 1 Chapter 3: Ep 3:Suzululu part 2, a code geass fanfic

Code Reaction:Season 1

Chapter 3:Suzululu reacts to Suzululu fanfiction pt 1.

Code Geass don't belong to me or I'll make this chapter canon.

A/N:Okay,I did read a few Suzululu. But, I didn't go after the M rated ones. Not until people actually suggest it or I have the determination to do it for my followers. Yes, the mysterious FPS last chap is BO1(the best CoD game and a bit of counter strike-slip in accidentally).

Okay, done rambling, enjoy the chapter. Oh, how you feel about Nina being a Yandere. There quite a bit of character in CG that not hard to imagine being a yandere. It was a very tough decision. But after watching a bit more of Future Diary and hearing Nina say Euphie with her action in canon. It was a clear choice.

WARNING YAOINESS,CRAZINESS, AND ANTICNESS AHEAD

REDITED:5/17/2016 4:46 PM Pacific Time.

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Pure Hearted Love by DnKS-giRLs

Disclaimer:Fic belongs to her...I really need to do recent ones.

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"Wakey wakey"

"Uhh,what?",The two stir as they two opens their eyes. To find himself tied to chairs.

In the student council room, the lockdown was turned off as the sun set outside.

"You two were out for 4 hovrs!",Milly spoke gleefully wearing...a grey standard WW2 German military outfit, short business skirt and a riding crop?

'What the hell?!',was the Black King and White Knight thought. Kaguya was wearing her traditional Japanese garb. While CC was dress as an italian mobster, nothing strange so far.

They look around to see all male occupants from earlier are no longer around. Because for understandable reason, they do not want to read any boy love. All the girls(minus Nina) are present and eating popcorn and other snacks with the table and chairs moved so they'll position behind the two boys sitting directly in front of the flatscreen. As CC and Kaguya hook up the computer to the flat screen and a webcam.

"Glad you're avake. Anyvay, sorry if this seems obsessive but you tvo deserve it.",Milly explains with an awful fake German accent.

"What did we do?",was Suzaku

"And what in the C-World are you wearing?" ,Lelouch question,struggling against the rope and duct tape.

"Well, if you want to know",Kaguya stood next to Milly,follow by CC,"We formed an alliance."

"A alliance!?",Lelouch and Suzaku scream at the same time trying to get out the entrapment knowing full well, a combined effort from the she-devil, witch, and a adorable yet ruthless CEO can pull. They also realize she was explaining it in Japanese.

"(For)",CC spoke in Italian.

"Ve are...",Milly took a death breath afterward

"The!",the Sakuradite heiress reel back.

...

"...THE AXIS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS!"

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One lawsuit later

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"THE AXIS OF ANTICNESS!",Milly and Kaguya yell in unison as CC pop a champagne in celebration.

At that moment, the entire planet shook violently for a few moment as a precursor of event to come. Event that are apocalyptic.

"Okay, now that the fabric of the universe is getting a new one",the heiress smile as if evitable doom is no big deal,"You!"

She pointed at Lelouch.

"Have slept in class too often and skip out on PE! And not choosing a girl to be with! Any men with the amount of lady luck you have will be envious!"

"The problem being.."

"And YOU!"

"I swear Kaguya! I didn't know the Sakura-spite was yours!",Suzaku panicked

"Huh? I was just going to release you buuut",she look at him directly in his emerald eyes,"WHAT THE C-WORLD?! Do you know how tiring being a CEO of Kaguya Enterprise is? A multi-Trillion dollar industry that borderline Monopoly?"

"Oh..."

" That bottle came in a limited edition design. That someone decide to take like a backstreet whor-"

"Too far",CC cut the heiress off.

"TO,O FAR! TOO FAR IS NOT FAR ENOUGH!",Milly recited the slogan for the Axis of Anticness.

"...You two lovebirds will read...out loud a Suzululu fanfic. With passion. To your captive audiences",she listed out,"And you must really get into it or else the entire school will know of Code Yaoi"

"Code Yoai?",the two look at Kaguya like she's crazy...crazier than usual(and that's saying something).

Milly pulls out a photo album,"Yaoi for days"

"Amore Boy per giorni(Boy love for days)",CC give her signature cheshire smile.

In the album are very well photoshop picture of the king and his knight...(A/N:God, I'm pushing the limit on the rating system)...touching each other*beep* as the next picture shown them *beep*. Courtesy of the Digital Media club who enjoying a now air conditioned room. A very shameful day in the DM club history that will never be talked about by those involved.

"Fine! We read a stupid fanfic!",Suzaku raged,"But why a audience and the camera?!"

"Oh, ignore us",Anya spoke up,"And boy love is not stupid, it's art."

"Shirley,Euphie, and I are here to make sure the Axis of Anticness don't go too far",Kallen informed

"They were about to do much worse when you two were knocked out",Shirley shivered.

" Much worse",Euphie added.

'They would have gotten away with it to! If it weren't for you meddling kids and that stupid cat!',inner Euphie yelled.

"Thank you...But what about the camera!",the 11th prince rocks the chair he tied to.

"Ricerca(Research)",CC said,"Ed è divertente da guardare contorcere.(And it fun to watch you squirm.)"

"Speak English or Japanese CC!"

"Allora che cosa il divertimento nell'asse cosa Milly (Germania ) ,Kaguya (Giappone ) ,e me ( Italia) facendo.(Then what the fun in the axis thing Milly(Germany),Kaguya(Japan), and me(Italy) doing.)"

"Let get this over with...",Suzaku moped,'we can destroy the evidences later."

"What are we reading",Lelouch dare to ask.

"Pure Hearted Love by DnKS-giRLs",Milly cheered as the fanfic appear on the flatscreen,"It from a while back and I highly doubt that author active."

" ' fondamentalmente di voi due entrare in un matrimonio combinato tra loro , al fine di costruire un'alleanza tra Britannia e Giappone(It basically about you two getting into a arrange marriage with each other in order to built an alliance between Britannia and Japan),"CC converse,"ed è incredibile. (And it's amazing.)"

"Witch! Speak a language we can understand!",Lelouch ordered with his Geass active.

"Um,I can translate",Euphie raise a hand.

"Euphie? You can speak Italian?",Suzaku looks behind him and raises his eyebrow.

"Yes, it a language I learn in Pendragon to help Guinevere every time she organizes a fashion show in Italy. It also because it hard...and I quote her,'yelling at incompetent Italians piece of s*** in a different language'. Not my word, hers and that one scary lady in London."

"That the 1st princess alright",Lelouch roll his eyes,'At least Euphie would abridge what every innuendo CC saids.'

"Well,CC said...",Euphie then repeats what CC explained.

"Fuck",Suzaku now know what the story about with Lelouch sharing the same sentiment.

"Okay, if it make you two feel any better. So it easiler to read,"Kallen start listing out," 's an OC a girl, 3. Both girls if you want to swing like that."

"Eccentrico(Kinky)",CC purred with Euphie not wanting to translate that.

" Let start!",Kaguya getting impatient with all the small talk got the two to pay attention to the screen.

'Goddamnit",Lelouch curse as Suzaku 'live' geass started to flare up for some reason.

"Hey, Where is Nina?",Shirley realized.

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Elsewhere

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"Okay! If I must get Euphie sempai I need a plan!"

Nina was in the school basement with cabinets full of plans to separate Suzaku from Euphie, equipment to carry out that plan ,and a shrine to her true love.

Plan A) Ship War

-Get Lelouch and Suzaku together

-Get Nunnally and Suzaku together

-Genderbend Lelouch and get them together.

-Genderbend Suzaku...what do fem!Suzaku look like?

-Pair fem!Rai(real person ppl) with Suzaku

-Pair male Rai with Suzaku.

-Other ships for Suzaku(if there is one)

-Have Suzaku cheat/break sempai heart and she'll be all mine.

Plan B)KILL SUZAKU!(In progress)

Sidenote:How the hell is he avoiding my death trap! I put a goddamn Mini-FLEIJA in his room. With doors and window locked! And he man of miracle his way out all the time!

Plan C:Love potion(In alpha testing)

Plan D:Robo Euphie:Not enough funding...yet!

Plan E:Realistic Euphie doll will be applied special crystallize powder material in order to bring it to life!

-Sidenote from Author:Unless Elf-sempai notices me first.

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Chapter 1

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The yaoi duo was tasked with a specific role to play. They would take turn reading,out loud, the fanfic and play the role of their respective father and themselves. CC volunteer to read the part involving Marianne with 100% accuracy.

"Wow,CC-kun. You really know how to voice me",Marianne spoke through Anya body.

"What?! Mother!",Lelouch gasped.

"Yes, sweety, I'm still stuck in Anya body until you apologies to your father about blowing up the Thought Elevator with him...in it",she folded her arms,"he won't let me near my body until you go speak with him."

"I was perfectly justify and you made it worse!",he yelled,"that fool you call my father can remain imprison in C-World for all I care. He activated the Sword of Akasha and we got this metaverse mess."

"Hmpf!",Marianne pouted and let Anya take over.

"What just happened?",Anya questioned.

"Problema familiare(Family problem)",CC added,".. non poteva sfuggire Charles tramite l' altro pensiero ascensore?(...Couldn't Charles escape via the other Thought Elevator?)"

"Plot holes...lots and lots of plot holes",Kallen pointed out.

"Well hurry and get it over with. I need your mom to leave my body"

"I'm not gonna lie. The conversation between my father and yours is funny. They're really are two old geezy",Suzaku chuckled.

" Where's the intense love between two young boys!",Kaguya yelled.

"Which one? The fanfic or right in front of us?",Milly asked curiously

"Aww, hell no!",Shirley,Kallen, and Euphie raged.

"E abbiamo le forze anti - Yaoi alleate(And we have the anti-Yaoi Allied forces)",CC express with distaste,"Sono qui per rovinare il divertimento dell'Asse.(They're here to ruin the fun of the Axis.)"

"No, we are trying to keep reality intact",Kallen reasoned

"Whatever you say,Silly American...or should you be Russia.",Milly adjusted her military cap,"I'm certain her highness can be Queen of England."

"Queen of the Castle?",Euphie smiled"Sound about right!"

"This is Code Geass! That would mean America would be Britannia and Russia Euro-Britannia like the Great War. So technically, Kallen can be both...by name",Shirley drawn on what she know from history class,"Which mean I'm France. But England and Britannia don't get along. Therefore, the comparison were doing don't make sense."

"Can we just get this over with?",Lelouch was irritated.

"This fic only 7 chapters and all this bickering is wasting time",the Lancelot pilot concur,"when the hell did this turn into Total War?"

"Fine",the girls agreed.

Further reading later.

"WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE THINK I'M THAT STUPID?!"

"I...would honestly run to France to escape the arranged marriage."

"Dopo aver pianto come una piccola cagna .(After crying like a little bitch.)"

"Fuck you, witch!"

"We can do that in the hallway then."

"Make it a threesome!"

"Kaguya!"

"Fovrsome!"

"Milly!"

"Orgia , allora?(Orgy then?)",CC smiled.

"Suzaku",a seductive voice spoke behind him. It turns out to be none other than, fem!Lelouch,"Just pretend it me and it will feel more...comfortable."

"*gasp*Back off my man!",Euphie scorned,"Why not stick with Kallen! The polls said you too are meant to be!"

Luluko look at a blushing Kallen before she turn away,"Hello, my pretty."

"I'm into men",the cheeks on Kallen face was now the same shade as her hair.

"Depending on the polls,Suzaku not far behind. So he fair game."

Chapter 3...

"Let's continue the interrogation!",Kaguya commanded,"First order of business...the weapons of mass destruction that will be banned are nukes,WMD;biological and chemical,FLEIJA, the sword of Akasha, and the deadliest...Nunnally cuteness. All in agreement say aye."

"Aye!",everyone in the room concur.

"Why the hell do Nunnally have to be so adorable?",Lelouch shook his head,"I hate when someone use Nunnally natural adorableness against me."

"I second that",Luluko chimed in.

"3rd",was Suzaku.

"4th",Alice appear out of nowhere and disappear just as quickly.

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Elsewhere

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"Nunnally!"

"Nina?",Nunnally turn to the source of the voice.

"*gasping for air* I need to use your cuteness",the mad scientist breath out.

"Why?",the princess tilt her head in confusion.

"It to help Lelouch get a date!"

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Back to the Yaoi

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"Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss",Anya,the Axis of Anticness, and Luluko chanted,"Fu-"

"Not happening.",the two boys answer at the same time, again.

"We won't give up!"the she-devil raise a fist in the air. Follow by the 4 others that were chanting earlier,"Ve svear um Lelouch girly scream!"

"Ya!"

"After I insert Luluko into the story. Me handing her...you...my family crest is very adorable. We do below together.",Suzaku then notices almost everyone jaw dropped and Lelouch was absolutely traumatized. The Axis of Anticness were planning the wedding and Luluko...envies

"NO WAIT!',the White Knight attempted to mend the situation,"I mean with Luluko!"

"She basically me you nitwit!"

"There no way you're recovering from that",Shirley pointed out.

"You can technically consider me your twin. Identical twin does look and act alike",Luluko then turn to Kallen once again and winked,"But the polls demand me and Kal-kun."

"I rather date Rivalz!",Kallen screamed,"How many time do I have to say it?! I don't like girls!"

"tratto di base di un tsundere (Basic trait of a tsundere)",CC said,"proprio come in Canon. (Just like in canon.)"

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Chapter 4

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"Vhere Sayoko? Ve really need to get her opinion um this",Milly continues her horrendous accent.

"She back in her hometown. Don't bother",Lelouch explained.

"Devo ammettere . La fanfic ha ragione su come brillante sei. Ma ignorante di altre persone affetto(I gotta admit. The fanfic is right about how bright you are. But ignorant of other people affection)",CC joked

"The sexual tension is palpable!",Kaguya cheered.

"Sorry to ask this but, Suzaku? Why the hell are you sure a health hazard to yourself and everyone around you?",Luluko started.

"Are you saying my desire to die is-"

"No, you're stupidity is what I mean",fem!Lelouch elaborate,"Like in Nightmare of Nunnally, you got Nunnally and yourself trap in a bomb shelter where you promptly found a crack in the wall leaking water. Smash it believing it a way out. Flood the damn place. Thus putting my little sister life in danger. But I forgive Nightmare of Nunnally Suzaku because he look like a hotter, younger version of you."

"The entire manga is noncanon!",Suzaku ranted.

"And yet we are well like",Alice was reclining in one of the chairs,"The Knight of Nunnally order you to read!"

...

"Someone! Call up Clovis, We need those painting! ASAP!",Euphemia jumped out of her seat.

"Realize your feeling Lelouch. For I will weaponize Nunnally and Tianzi cuteness to make same sex-marriage legal worldwide!",Kaguya vowed,"Just for you two. I vow to also invest heavily in researching teleportation to make the quarry of two starstruck lovers to never be separated by a ocean and a phone call!"

"Those are very noble ideals",Suzaku admit,"If it wasn't for two men who are obviously not interested in one another!"

"Hey, we organize the next student council outing for the Bahamas?",Alice asked,"And bring extra bodyguards next time."

"I'm joining too",Leila spoke up,"Us girls over at the OVA need a vacation."

"I really hate how people forget about me",another female with short white hair and light blue eyes said.

"It's...um",Milly was about to hug said, girl.

"I'm fem!Rai or my actual name is Rin like how fem you is Luluko",she introduce,"and God dammit, I'm a playable option in a DS Code Geass,Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 - Banjou no Geass Gekijo! I'm next to my male counterpart! I'm a real person!"

"How did all of you",Lelouch referring to Leila(who he has no contact with in canon),Luluko(Alternate self), and Rin(Rai alternate self),"get here?"

"Simply"

"Marybell?",Euphie looks in shock as more Code Geass characters appear out of nowhere.

"The collapse and reforming of different universes due to our father being a sore loser and recreating the sword of Akasha. Which turn out to be an entirely different weapon that instead rip holes on several different universe while leaving God intact. Not what our father expected the aftermath of using the reform sword of Akasha to be. And long story short, We all got here via a blue portal by that one lady with the bob cut in the last episodes of Akito OVA . Who told Leila everything",Marrybell shorten the explanation,"Thus explain why abridge!Lelouch is calling for a get together with Renya Lelouch(Dash),C the Demon King,you(fanfiction!Lelouch) ,fem!Lelouch,Canon Lelouch, and Light Yagami for some reason. Who knows! We may meet other fandom characters and the greatest abridged character of all time,Alucard!"

"Messiah complex Lelouch is Light Yagami",Anya realized

"Yep",the 88th princess confirmed.

"Ah...now why are you here?"

"The yaoi fan club! Obviously!",Marrybell, Rin, and Leila said simultaneously.

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Elsewhere

A vacant classroom in Ashford

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"After some consideration, I decided a mascot for Code Reaction to compete and/or complement Vivi from the reactverse will be...Jasper the Bee!",Abridge!Lelouch announce to the members of the student council and his alternate self's not watching two guys reading their own boy love,"In the loving memory of his short life!"

"Could we stick to the actual mascot, Cheese-kun",Gino pointed out.

"Hehe,What about...Table-kun?",C the Demon King snickered.

"...BRILLIANT!",Abridge!Lelouch yelled,"The table deserve love!"

"Plenty of love",was Rolo snide comment.

"Just don't touch the edge of it."

"So we have Cheese-kun,Jasper the Bee, and Table-kun...which is a table? As the fic mascot. How about Nemo in her doll form?",Rivalz chimed in. The blue hair motorist suddenly felt the back of his head tingle as if a piss off voice is trying to establish a psychic link. It said,'Hell no!'

It cause him to jump in his seat as he look around to find no one nearby.

And thus the deliberation to choose a mascot continues...

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Back with the unofficial Yaoi club

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"Yes! The white knight has returned to his black prince after 2 years...with flowers!",Kaguya was overjoyed.

"I gotta admit. This is adorable",Euphemia blushed. Even Shirley and Kallen were enjoying the story.

"BAKA! Lulu! After 27 month you close the door on your love! He right their!",Shirley, originally was opposing the torment of his crush. Was really into the fic," It's YOUR Suzaku!"

Secretly, the orangenette was imagining herself in Suzaku place. The obliviousness of her crush...very crushing.

'God, when I snap...Rivalz going down first for reasons. Some best friend you are leaving me here.'

"AND THEY ACCEPTED EACH OTHER!",Kaguya cheered.

"I don't do serenade",Suzaku hissed.

"But-",Euphie was cut off.

"Don't say it",Suzaku glare dagger at his girlfriend.

"Oh, Suzu. I owe you ALOT later tonight."

The whole room went quiet.

"Dannazione(Damn)",CC raise a brow.

"Can I join?",Milly suggested.

"Can I watch?",Kaguya said with puppy dog eyes.

"I'm surrounded by idiots. Perverted idiots",Kallen mumbled.

"Would the Lelouch and Suzaku fan club burn down if the two were in love?",Alice smirked,"And of course Milly will want to record these."

"NO! My Lulu is not gay!",Shirley ranted,"As proof,he shall go on a date with me tomorrow!"

"I didn't agree to that?!"

CC rolled her eyes,"Non mi interessa finché lui e il suo caramelle uomo disposto a-(I don't care as long as he and his man candy willing to-)"

"Stop right there,witch",Leila spoke up,"There only so much dirty talk for one chapter."

She just so happen to know Italian when needing to meet with EU Italian friends, strategists, and politicians.

"There way to many people in this room. It gonna be hard for the author and the reader to distinguish between who is who",the Ashford heartthrob mentioned.

"Oh C'mon, it just Marrybell, me,Leila, Alice and Luluko. Making a grand total of 10 girls enjoying good crack yaoi",Rin complained,"And 11 if your mom paying attention."

"Poor Lelouch. Those chicken legs wouldn't allow you to out run Suzaku",Kaguya shook her head.

"Praise C-World,he proposed",Anya snap a pic of the tied up boys visage.

"WHAT UM VAS A FAKE!"

"It's the thought that count.",Leila smiled

"I feel like Arthur does this often",Euphie wondered

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FLASHBACK

Abridged Universe

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"THAT PUSSY HAS MY HEAD PROTECTION!",Abridged!Lelouch screamed out loud.

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Yet Another FLASHBACK

Code Geass:Alternate Rebellion

A/N:I let your perverted thought figure put what in Arthur's mouth.

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"Gimme back my-"

"Luluko? What is in that cat mouth?",Luluko heard the voice of a certain she-devil.

"Damn, C-World"

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Final FLASHBACK

Nightmare of Suzaku

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"I'm not your chew toy Arthur!",the Knight of Euphie was running from a monster size cat as it chased him throughout Tokyo. It wasn't long until the black mass of fur descended on him.

He quickly sat up in bed as said ball of fur jump off his face. He look around to see it was midnight and he was in the Princess bed with Euphie next to him.

"Phew, just a nightmare",Suzaku look at Arthur as he purred innocently and snuggle up to Suzaku.

"I'm going back to bed."

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End FLASHBACKS

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Lelouch,Luluko, and Suzaku shuttered.

"E così ha cominciato il matrimonio! (And so begin the wedding!)",CC announced

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Chapter 6

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"Let see how these wedding compare to our mock wedding...",Kaguya narrow her eyes.

"Wh-what?",Suzaku wondered,"Didn't the 3 of you just started planning 10 minutes ago?"

"A wedding take weeks, even months. It requires checking in with all supplier for any requirements. Security, decoration, invites,financial limitation, the proper venue, the right theme, the perfect dress,rule and conduit,weather report,blah, blah,blah..."

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5 minute of ranting later

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Milly decide to silence Shirley,"Did um plan yours and Lelouch vedding?"

"WHAT!",Shirley instantly turn red.

"Ho pensato così , accanto . Kaguya , Milly , e posso fare qualcosa insieme . Tra ricchezza e le finanze Kaguya .Milly ... creatività , e il fatto che Dio mi possiede uno e da quando sono molto esperienze con gli altri miei modalità di nozze in grado di ottenere uno impostare più velocemente di quanto si può dire Suzululu.(I thought so, beside. Kaguya,Milly, and I can do anything together. Between Kaguya wealth and finances. Milly...creativity, and the fact God own me one and since I'm very experiences with my other royal wedding arrangements. We can get one set up faster then you can say Suzululu)",CC spoke and Euphie translate,"Inoltre, abbiamo ricevuto molto vasto collegamento a persone e luoghi .(We also got very vast connection to people and places.)"

"I wonder if it a sure thing when someone is Knighted that they're in love with said person",the artificial geass user wondered,as she list out the personal Knight that has a romantic relationship with those they're protection,"It's Kallen x Lelouch,AkitoxLeila, maybe Renya or Oz the Reflection,EuphiexSuzaku, MariannexCharles,"

'Do you really need to say it like that',Empress Marianne thought as she listen while Anya was texting.

"GuilfordxCornelia, and Suzaku x Luluko or Lelouch, and whatever male and female Rai are paired with."

"Damn straight, I would've knighted naive and sexy",Luluko smiled,"What about you and Nunnally?"

"That's stupid. We're just friends."

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"Since Luluko is my daughter",Marianne look at the long raven hair girl,"Will you wear my dress if you get married?"

"I love to mother. I can't say the same for my male counterpart."

"NO way in hell will I wear a dress. The crossdressing ball is my limit!",Lelouch squirm in his chair.

"You can't say no to your own mother."

"Canonically, I can."

"WEDDING DAY!",Kaguya cheered

"Seem like a typical run of the mill royal wedding. What were you 3 planning?",Rin look over to the Axis members.

Milly tighten her grip on the riding crop,"Venue:C-Worlds. Head chef:1st Prince Odysseus, security:Black Knights,Shinozaki Shinobi's and the Nightmare of Nunnally Knights of the Round."

"Are you insane?!",Alice was fearful of them.

It was Kaguya turn to speak,"Theme:Crossdressing in Victorian/Edo Era!"

" Ci sarà poi finire con il botto . Un sacco di rapporto da esplosivi e fuochi d'artificio . (We will then end it with a bang. A Lot of bang from explosive and fireworks.)",CC finished.,"E c- mondo . Il tempo e lo spazio non è di preoccupazione quando Dio può manipolare a tutto ciò che ci piace . Come circa l'aggiunta maestose aurora di una notte stellato e un giardino dell'Eden atmosfera al circostante(It's C-World. The weather and space is not of concern when God can manipulate it to whatever we like. How about adding majestic aurora of a star filled night and a garden of Eden vibe to the surrounding?)"

Most of the room groan with the exception of the Antic Axis and a intrigue Marrybell and Euphemia.

"Sound like fun!",Euphie clasp her hands together.

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"Awwwww",Almost every female occupants with the exception of the more reserve member like Leila, Kallen, CC and Anya was gawking over the cute moment between Suzaku and Lelouch in fic. Meanwhile, the real Suzaku and Lelouch were hating every moment of it.

"All Hail no",Lelouch grunted

"Long live, the rumors",Suzaku laugh.

"I can see this being mines and Suzaku wedding. If I was tomboyish",fem!Lelouch give a predatory grin to Suzaku before a red hair Euphie(Sadist Euphie) glare dagger at the 'Demon Empress' and twirl a actual dagger on hand,"Nevermind."

'Why do the sweet one always a have a scary dark side',the Demon Empress sweatdropped,'I'm looking at you Nemo.'

"ARE WE DONE YET."

"One more chapter Lelouch and it will be all over",Kallen comfort the man of miracle.

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Chapter 6

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"Yes, I get it. I'm the mother of the relationship and I did adopt Rolo. As a little brother to the Lamperouge family, not a son. I realize I shown do a DNA test to see if Rolo actually related by blood later",Lelouch smiled,"His geass is very helpful."

"And I'm the father, great",Suzaku mused

"Hearing Rolo backstory make me what to strangle him with love",the red ace emphasize strangle.

"I forgive him for killing me in canon. And now he my shopping buddy",Shirley explain,"His geass got me a collector edition of-"

"Of Vhat?",Milly with a shit eating grin, know exactly what the orangette brought.

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Meanwhile

With the Lelouch's and the others

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"I can't see the appeal of those dirty literature",Rolo shudder,"why do girls even like them? Sorry big brother. But CC-sans told me not to help."

"I swear to god,Abridged!Lelouch. I'm not a girl",Dash threatened.

"Right...Luluko!", abridged!Lelouch said.

"Where our alternate self?",Gino wondered.

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Back to the tortu-Yaoi club

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"We should have tied up Rolo",Kaguya was sadden

"Do you have any idea how hard it is um catch him?",Milly remembered,"He freeze time...or was it the perception of time. Which geass did he get? The perception or Dio/Sakuya style time stop?"

"Perception",Alice added,"I can't blunt force my way through it unlike the full on time stop. Yes, shocking. Godspeed don't work cause it not supernatural like Rolo vi Britannia."

"Look like it was MUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDA-"

"Not funny,Marrybell",Alice look down in shame.

"I wonder what our children are like...",Kallen thought out loud.

"Credo che la prossima generazione sarà andare d'accordo(I think the next generation will get along)",CC smirked

"Define get along",Rin pointed out. She knowing perfectly how the next generation are like. She is from the future of an alternate universe.

'When you think about it. I know someone who may be the child of Lelouch and Suzaku',Rin try to hold in a laugh.

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In the Demon Child Universe

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A young Suzaku looks alike with raven hair sneezed.

"I'm getting tired of people calling me the offspring of Suzaku and Lelouch!",Arthur complained,"Two guys can't have a damn baby together! It's genetic."

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Back to the Yaoi club

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"Finally, done",Lelouch sign in relief.

"Can we be united now",Suzaku slump in his chair.

"Okey Dokey",Kaguya beamed,"And after today. I realize..."

The heiress nodded to Alice who quickly grab the Yaoi book on a nearby desk to be jumped out the window and using her speed semblance-oops wrong show-geass to disappear in a cloud of rose petal-I mean dust to an isolated part of the school.

"Wh-what?!",Milly was buffered and CC raise an eyebrow.

"I love my boy love. But I will not condone it being forced."

"Grazie Kaguya(Thanks Kaguya)",Lelouch smiled as CC cut him loose.

"Wait...you think me and Lelouch will fall for each other?",Suzaku was finally free after Euphemia untied him.

"Yes, not sorry"

The two boy groaned.

"Wait?",Leila notices,"Could we write a review?"

I'm not gay.

-Zero

I'm in no WAY that stupid. It disgusts me how people think I'm an idiot. I mean in canon my action are questionable. But I'm more intelligent than him. And even canon Suzaku isn't a big imbecile. Funny fic by the way.

-WhiteKnight7

Where the C-world am I? There a lack of CC.

-PizzaWitch

Suzaku is straight. There relationship is platonic. He dating me for God sake...I do wish Suzaku does some of the stuff to me like proposal via fake ring and raising a kid with a dark past together. Do you have any idea how beautiful he/she will be?

-PrincessBubblegum

AHAHAHAHA!

-BustyAnticQueen

If this happen. I die happy.

-Kage no Swag

Just because Lelouch denies girls feelings. Doesn't mean he gay or he kill Euphie in canon because he jealous. Aggh! It just frustrate me when people assume they like each other. Bromance doesn't equal ROMANCE!

-Orangette Mermaid

When Shirley said.

-Fiery Rebel Ace

I'm behind my half-brother if he chooses that route. Also, the Antic Axis are planning an extravagant wedding if they do go out. Cross finger. Sorry Euphie.

-Princess Pink Flash

I think I should ask the Antic Axis to plan my wedding. Akito really needs to stop being so...Lelouch and let loose.

-WlyrenWing01

Lelouch and Suzaku are as straight as a square. A square have corners.

-LightningStrikeTwice

I know how they feel. Nunnally and I are just friends.

-GodspeedAlice

As long as one of my children have a child. I don't mind if my son is deeply connected to another boy. As long as Nunnally make me a grandmother, it all good. Same vice-versa.

-TheRealFlash

I find this fic...entertaining. Especially with the torment of the ever so stoic, Black Prince.

-DestroyKillDestroy

Need smut.

-PrincessSadist

"Anyway, it been a long night",Lelouch stretched,"I'm going to bed."

"Same here. Let go Euphie",Suzaku grab the 3rd princess hand and left. Moment later,everyone else was leaving. Leila and Marrybell want through a portal while everyone else excited, minus the member of the Antic Axis.

Milly finally stop her poor German accent,"I can just make another."

Kaguya with a wide grin,"Don't be bitter. We still got more plan for later."

"Like?",Milly inquire.

CC give her trademark Cheshire smile holding an Ipad,"Here a list."

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Within said list

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Format:Academic

Event:Crack Pairing Fiction Writing Contest

Description: Students will be expected to write a romance story over 4000 words minimum. A box with the name of every Code Geass characters. Drawing will be random and by luck,may be a legitimate pairing like Suzululu,Kalulu,RaixNunnally,etc etc. But grades from a panel of judges will be based on quality. A story need to be written no matter how nigh impossible the pairing is. It can be smut,crack or etc as long as it romance themed.

Format:Leisure

Event:Card Against Humanity

Description:Do we really need a description?

Sample:Ashford Academy lack_.

Kaguya:Funding(true)

Milly:Giant mechanize Sex KMF(lack of support and funding)

CC:Sex Ed(true)

Format:Prank

Event:A drunk night out

Description:Lelouch somehow slept with the girls(and Suzaku) in his 'harem'. Although he has no memory of the night before. Insanity ensued.

Format:Leisure

Event:Cat chase 2

Description:In the word of abridged!Lelouch:"That pussy stole my head protection!"(R1EP6)

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A/N:Someone ask me to make a multiverse spin-off crossover. Here you go. Blame Emperor Chucky for using the Sword of Akasha. This 'crack verse' is the aftermath. Not what he expected. At least the world is at peace.

Sorry for any of mistranslation for CC Italian(She Italian because reasons and blame google translate). Fighting off my baby neice and the lag to edit and post. Bad news. New laptop is delayed again.

And next fic to be updated as of 5/10/2016 is Code Geass:Demon Child.