Sleeping in class isn't always OK

Disclaimer: I was reading a fic, The Random Tale of Me and the Angel of Music and it was the funniest thing I ever read. So, I wanted to do a me-and-Jack my best friend-and-will Story :D

Sadly, I don't own PotC, but I loves it good.

Enjoy ya'll!

"and so then I got abducted by Cryptosparidium-137 and when he was about to stick me with some weird probe-thingy, I jumped up and busted out my mad ninja skills; and just as he pulled out his ion desinigrater to shoot me and blow me up; the fashion designer Rei Kawakubo appeared told Crypto that she wanted to make a jump suit design based on his space suit. As they were discussing the royalties for the suit I was able to find a way out of the space ship and I fell down in the middle of Japan!

Then I wandered into a black ninja training camp and that really pissed them off; so they chased me all over the continent until I ran into a white ninja camp and they defended me so I could get away from Japan!

When I got to a ship to take me to America- I didn't have enough money to take the ship, and I could see the black ninjas approaching behind me, so I dove into the ocean and swam all the way to Egypt where I rode on the backs of camels. But the black ninjas killed the camels with throwing stars of doom! But lucky for me the white ninjas came back and saved me!

I got back to America and had to hitchhike to get back here; and would have made it had the black ninjas not come back and killed the driver, leaving me to run the rest of the way. But when they followed me back home; I got sick and tired of those ninjas following me so I busted out my ninja moves once again along side my white ninja buddies!

This happened and that happened, Man, I just had a really awful kind of time."

"Alright, why didn't you really do your homework?" My biology teacher asked me, giving me a dirty look while sitting at his desk. I was silent for a short time

"….I was playing video games…" I answered bluntly.

"Must you always come to me with some kind of asinine excuse!?"

"Geezer, you don't need to flip crazy."

"Take your seat…" I smiled widely as I contently trotted off to my seat, receiving a smile from my two friends Kim and Michael. I took my seat and opened my text book.

"Now everyone read chapter 7 and do the review questions." But those words…they were so long and boring…so…un-Johnny Depp related; I put my head in my palm as I tried to read it, but the long, Deppless words bored me and before long I found myself imagining the day I met my loving captain Jack.

It was during the summer it was; and my friends and I were at the water park. I held my medallion I bought before the second movie came out over the pool.

"I'm telling you. If I drop this in the pool, the black pearl will come and it'll be great!" Little did I know then that it actually would.

So, I dropped my Medallion in the pool, and a pulse went through the entire park, almost like that feeling on an elevator.

"What the hell was that?" Robyn asked me just before The Black Pearl came out of no where, almost like Davy Jones' ship does when it comes back from the land of the dead. The first person I saw was Captain Jack Sparrow. I was so excited to meet him that I fainted.

When I came to, Jack was leaning over me, asking me if I was dead.

"If I might quote Jones for a moment." Jack said; making sure I wasn't dead. "Do you feel dead?"

"…no." I answered, but when I sat up, I saw the pearl was gone (Barbossa had stolen it you see.) and the only ones left were Jack and Will.

"Where are we going to go Jack?" Will asked as Jack sat on his knees beside me and looked up at will. Robyn raised her hand eagerly.

"You can stay with me Will!"

"And you Jack!" I piped up. "Can stay with me!" The two men looked at each other, then at us. Robyn was trying to look bad-ass, and I was just trying not to tackle Jack into the pool.

"Doesn't look like we have much of a choice." Will said to Jack observantly. Jack nodded, and we spent the rest of the day as a group at the water park; having big fun.

"Lenore, wake up." My teacher hit my desk with a ruler, jolting me awake and causing me to fall out of my desk screaming.

"Aaaaaaaah!!!!" I screamed as my butt hit the floor.

"Get your sleep at home!" He scolded me, "Not in the damn classroom!" I nodded, but the minute I tried to do my review, I fell asleep once again.

That time, I had a dream about how Jack and I fell in love.

He and I had gotten to be good friends for our oddness, and one cloudy Saturday; I asked him if he wanted to go for a walk with me. Even though he would have rather sailed around my neighborhood on his ship, we agreed to the walk.

We'd gone for a walk around my neighborhood while Robyn was at her softball game with Will; and during the walk, a big dog had gotten loose from his owner.

Now, it wouldn't have been a big deal, had I not been mortally afraid of big dogs. So screaming, I grabbed a hold of Jack and tried to hide behind him.

"Love, tis only a dog."

"A big dog." I squeaked, Jack- wanting me to stop worrying, lifted me off the ground bridal style and told the dog to shoo. When the dog didn't, he snarled his golden teeth at the dog, scaring the hell out of it and causing it to run away. But I still kept my arms around his neck without a sign of letting him go. But he didn't even ask me to let him go, he just carried me until I told him I wanted to be let down. But I didn't say that, so he carried me for a few blocks.

"Yer surprisingly light love." Jack told me as he carried me down the block, getting odd looks from my neighbors; but he didn't notice; his eyes were on me and only me.

He watched me a moment, causing me to watch him right back, and for some reason; I had the song Grow for me from Little Shop of Horrors stuck in my head. Just as Jack pressed his lips against mine, the three background singers from Little Shop of Horrors came walking down the street singing:

"Poor Lenore pushed a broom.
Nothing in her news but gloom and doom.
Then, she lit a fuse and, give her room,
she started an explosion. Holy cow!

That thing went Bang! Kaboom!
And she's havin' some fun now.

Some fun now.
Pop Quiz!
What's she havin'? Some fun now.
Sure Is!
She's a havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy!
Ain't she havin' some fun now!

Now!
Some fun now.
Hot Damn!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?
Yes, Ma'am!
She's a havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?

Now!

Some fun now.
Hot Damn!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?
Yes, Ma'am!
She's a havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?

Now!
Some fun now.
Pop Quiz!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?
Sure Is!
Really havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?

Now!
Some fun now.
Good God! The Boy!
She's havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy! Oh Boy!
Yes, she's havin' some fun now.
Oh Boy!
Ain't she havin' some fun now?"

What woke me the second time was the bell and Michael shaking me awake. Quickly I gathered my books and headed to my next class. OK, maybe the three background singers from Little Shop of Horrors didn't come walking down the street singing Some Fun Now when that happened, but everything else was true!

Of course…if you're anything like my therapist, you probably don't believe me.

OK, I forgot to mention before that the song 'Sheets of Egyptian cotton' was from Uptown Girls. My friend Robyn really did make up a dance for it, and it's pretty neat.

NOTE: My name isn't really Lenore, but I'm going through a Lenore name faze and I have to name all my characters Lenore. So I named Me Lenore :D You all might remember my Helena faze in Avatar, my Diane faze in Phantom. Although they might not seem like fazes, they really were. Well, stay turned for ch 4!

Cryptosparidium-137 is from DESTROY ALL HUMANS. The best video game evur.