Dora the Babysitter

"Okay Swiper! We want you to behave!" Carmelita said drinking her coffee. Sly leaped down from upstairs.

"Carmelita! The robbery!" he warned.

"Daddy? Why are you married to your enemy?" Swiper asked chained down still. Sly reached out of the cupboard got out a toothbrush, washed it, put toothpaste on it and stuffed it in Swiper's mouth. "Enjoy." He said and walked away to get his breakfast. "and I'm a police officer, I used to be a theif."

"You remember?"Carmelita told him. "Sly…you aren't gonna leave him there are you?" Sly coughed trying to make her forget the first question

"OH." He rushed back to the living room and unchained Swiper. After eating their morning meal, Sly and Carmelita rushed out the front door to welcome Dora.

"You have fun with Swiper and we'll be off!" Carmelita cheered joyfully.

"O-okay.." she answered, closed the door, and walked out of the room. When she saw Swiper, he screamed "ISA SPANISHIAN FREAK!"

"Spanishian? Qué usted significa? ¡Eso no es una palabra!¡" she corrected him.

"AHHHHH! ¡ella está hablando la lengua sucky! ¡AHHHHH! ¡AHORA I " M QUE LO HABLA! ¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! » Swiper cried.

"Déjenos reloj justo cierta TV y calma abajo.¡"

"CALMA ABAJO! ¡AHORA QUE " S NO ALGO QUE PUEDO HACER!¡" he whined.

"UH! ¿Tómele a voluntad de la siesta?¿" she demanded.

"Oh sí? ¡toma bien esto!" he challenged and threw a pillow at her face.

"Ow usted ----usted----¡ugh! ¿Esta es la razón por la cual consiguieron a ninaera?¡"

"WHAAAA!¡" he wailed.

"NO! ¡Calma justa-" before she could finish, Swiper threw leftovers of super at her face.

"amperio hora cómo atrevimiento usted usted pequeño PALO DE GOLF!"

(Translation:

"What do you mean? That's not a word!"

"AHHHHH! she's speaking the sucky language! AHHHHH! NOW I"M SPEAKING IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Let's just watch some Tv and calm down."

"CALM DOWN! NOW THAT"S NOT SOMETHING I CAN DO!"

"UH! Take a nap will you?"

"Oh yeah? well take this!"

"Ow you ----you----ugh! This is why they got a babysitter?"

"WHAAAA!"

"NO! Just calm-

"Ah how dare you you little BRAT!")

Dora sighed… "Do you really hate Spanish THAT much?"

"Of course I do!" Swiper said struggling to get out of his chains. Little did he know, the chains were edible. They were acctually licerish.

"Okay kid what do you want to eat?" she asked laughing at him almost.

"Pizza."

Dora picked up the phone and called "Pizza Palace".

"Hello? Uh-huh U-huh (1 hour later) yup. Okay…..uh-huhmmm, Swiper is cheese okay?"

'Ya whatever" Swiper feel asleep and woke up exactly 0.5 seconds before the pizza guy opened the door. He grabbed the pizza as soon as the door swung open and started to snack on it. "MMMMM pizza" he started drooling there, frozen.

After eating up all of the pizza, his parents came home and as soon as they entered, Dora ran out. Feathers, pizza crust, pillow covers, and mold everywhere… Along with a over weight child who was now repeatedly burping.

"My home has been turned into a zoo!" Carmelita cried and fainted when she got a good look at the room.

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