on the way to Naruto's house ---------------------------
Naruto: Hi sakura-chan
Sakura: eh..who are your friends?
Naruto: oh, this is Inuyasha and Ed
Sakura: oh, are they ninjas?
Inuyasha and ed: NINJAS!! SUNOVABITCH!!!
Ed alchemied up a spear, and Inuyasha took out his sword.
Sasuke: -pisses pants-
Naruto: We'll tell you when to attack.
Inuyasha: what makes you think we'll listen to you
Naruto: well...you dont know what kind of hell we can release on you.
Ed: interesting point...
Sakura:...whats with the dog ears?
Inuyasha: ugh...im half demon
Sakura: oh, cool.
Sasuke: like Naruto?
Naruto: no...
mystery person: hey, uh...where am I?
Naruto:...are you like them?
mystery person:..no, unless they happen to turn into an animal when they're hugged.
Naruto: why would they do that?
Mystery person: cause they're decendants to the zodiac animals? (guess what anime yet?)
Inuyasha: what's your name?
Kyo: my name is Kyo
Ed: Kyo?
Kyo: yes, Kyo.
Naruto: and you turn into an animal?
Kyo: yes
Sakura: what kind?
Kyo:...wy do you want to know
Sakura: cause im the smart, inquizitive one.
Sasuke: inquizitive atleast.
Kyo: well...stay away
Sakura hugged him, and he turned into a cat with a puff of smoke
Sakura: how adorable...hes coming home with me
she said and ran off with Kyo.
Naruto: hey, wait Sakura-chan, you forgot...his...clothes...SAKURA GET BACK HERE!!!
and Naruto ran off with Inuyasha chasing after him yelling
Inuyasha: YOU FORGOT THE CLOTHES YOU DUMBASS!!
Ed: so...I guess ill be staying with you
Sasuke:...whatever
Ed: will your family mind?
Sasuke: they were murdered.
Ed: oh...I guess that's a no then.
Sasuke: whatever, just come on.
and they walked off to Uchiha manor
Sakura's house --------------
Sakura was hugging Cat Kyo.
Kyo: let me go!
Sakura: never! you're just so soft and adorable and cuddly and ive never had a cat before.
Kyo:...im not a cat
Sakura: you are now, and thats all I care about.
Kyo: ugh, its gunna be a long day.
suddenly he poofed back to a human, and if you watch the anime you'll know when he poofs back, be poofs back naked.
Sakura: -massive nosebleed and passing out on bed-
Naruto burst in thru the wall
Naruto: Sakura cha-
He looked at naked kyo and knocked out Sakura
Naruto: OH MY GOD!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO SAKURA-CHAN!!!
Kyo: its not what it looks like!
suddenly Inuyasha walked calmy through the door!!
Inuyasha: Naruto you dumbaaaaaaaa...
He looked at Kyo and Sakura
Inuyasha: ho...ly...crap!!
Kyo: THIS. IS. NOT. HOW. IT. LOOKS.
Naruto: then what is it?
Kyo: well, this always happens after I turn into a cat
Naruto: YOU RAPE SOMEONE!!
Kyo: no, I turn into a human except nude.
Inuyasha: well, why is she knocked out?
Kyo: she nosebled into unconcienceness.
Naruto: well that's understandable
Inuyasha:...I guess but im staying here until she wakes up, oh and heres your clothes
he tossed Kyo his clothes.
Kyo: thanks
Sakura: -le gasp!- -glomps kyo-
Kyo: NOOOOO
he turned back into a cat, and his range brought all the other cats of Kohona to Sakura's room.
Naruto: well...im outta here, come on Inuyasha
Inuyasha: howd I get stuck with you?
Naruto: well...the other people on my team are taken, so you're with me
on the road to Naruto's house -----------------------------
Naruto: yeah, you'll love it there, all the Ramen you could want
Inuyasha: ramen?
Naruto: You've never had ramen?
Inuyasha: no...i dont think so
Naruto grabbed his shirt sleeve and dragged him down the road and three houses away from his apartmen Kakashi stops him.
Kakashi: you guys are late for training today
Naruto: oh, I forgot...
Kakashi: who's your friend?
Naruto: he's inuyasha
Kakashi: whats with his ears?
Naruto: hes half demon
Kakashi: like you?
Naruto: no
Kakashi: is he new in town? does he have a place to stay?
Naruto: well, actu-
Inuyasha: no, I dont can I stay with you?
Kakashi: sure, lets go
he grabbed Inuyasha's sleeve and poofed into his house.
Naruto: crap...no one ever wants to stay at my place
Shino: actually I could use a place to stay
Naruto: dont you have a house?
Shino: yeah, but it was destroyed
Naruto: by what?
Shino:...termites
Naruto: oh, irony
Shino: yeah, I know just get me to your house
Naruto: ok, follow me
back with Ed and Sasuke -----------------------
Ed: damn...this place is huge
Sasuke: yeah, well it used to need to be
Ed: are you always so perky?
Sasuke: are you always this serious about everything?
Ed: touche'
Sasuke: I wish this story had a plot
Ed: yeah, me to
Sasuke: oh, crap...now someone's gunna be OOC
Ed: so, what can you do?
Sasuke: fire jutsus and copy any technique.
Ed: really? wish I could do that
Sasuke: what about you?
Ed: I can make things from the elements of the earth
Sasuke: like what?
ed: anything
Sasuke: hm...interesting
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