Poland and Lithuania were looking for the Court of Miracles in order to save the other Soviet Union Nations from Russia's Dark mind. The Court of Miracles was a save haven for war victims or War-Torn nations and the 'Fabulous' Duo needed their help. Using a torch to guide through the ankle deep sewage that made Poland squirmish with each step he took to find the Court.

"This is, like, totally gross but it, like, makes you want to go out more, right?" Poland said to Lithuania
"Unfortunately not me. I'd rather save my friends than sight-see when they might be in trouble by morning." Lithuania Replied.
"Speaking of, like, trouble shouldn't we have bumped into some, like, by now?" Poland questioned the situation. He really wasn't sure why it was all too easy.
"What do you mean?"
"You know, like, a guard or, like, a trap." This was when his torch blew out and then realised what was going to happen. "Or, like, an ambush."

A group of men and a few women lit more torches and a few of them held Poland and Lithuania in a hold that's so strong, they can't wriggle their way out of their grasp. A man wearing a dirty red woollen overcoat, worn out breeches, tall laced boots that have small tears in them and a small bowler hat still in good condition but with torn ribbons dangling from the hat approached them, his pink-reddish eyes gleaming in the light as he blew a bit of his strawberry-blonde hair from his face.

"Well, Well, Well. What do we have here?" He said, a thick and pure Romanian accent rolling out of his tongue as he spoke.
A man removed his skeleton mask and said with confidence. "Polish and Lithuanian trespassers or spies Romania!"
"We are not, like, spies!" Poland said, getting his mouth covered by a cloth which prevented him from talking more.
"You have to listen to-!" Lithuania seemed to have suffered the cloth-over-the-mouth fate as his Polish Ally.
Romania approached them with 2 flammable sticks, hitting them over the head with the sticks. "Don't interrupt!
You were very clever to have found our hideaway." Romania told them, lighting the 2 sticks one by one. "Unfortunately, you won't live to tell the tale!

Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
where the scoundrels of War Zones collect in a lair.
Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
called The Court of Miracles
Hello! You're there!"

The group of war-torn men and women then jumped in to show them what the Court of Miracles does to someone.
"Where the lame can walk.
And the blind can see."

A couple of skeletons attached to string, wearing hat accessories. Romania had grabbed a sword and swiped the skeletons, destroying them as if to silence them. This made Lithuania tremble a bit like Latvia and Poland looked as if he'd faint. Romania smiled as he saw their reactions, this was just too good.
"But the dead don't talk!
So you won't be around to reveal what you've found.
We have a method to deal with you spies
rather like hornets protecting their hive.
Here in the Court of Miracles
Where its a Miracle if you get out alive!"

Romania ran up to the execution stand, holding the 2 ropes that lay empty of a neck. "Gather round everyone, I have good noose tonight."
An Estonian man then stood next to Romania and introduced Lithuania and Poland to the crowd of war-torn men and women who absolutely hated the Soviet Union. "We have a couple of Soviet Union spies! And not just any, the Polish Soldier and his loyal Lithuanian Helper."
Romania just decided to continue telling his prisoners about the Court of Miracles.

"The Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I'm the lawyers and Judge all in one!
We like to get the trial over with quickly because it's the sentence that's really the fun!
Any lasts words?"
Lithuania and Poland tried to speak but because they have a cloth over their mouths their words were muffled. Romania shook his head with a smile on his face.
"That's what they all say.

Now that we've seen that they are spies-"
A bat then came out of nowhere and tried to plead them innocent. "Wait! I object."
"Over-ruled bat!"
"I object."
"Shut up!"
"...dang..."
Romania approached Lithuania and Poland, both have ropes around their necks.
"We find you totally innocent.
Which fits Soviets like you.
So you're going to hang!"
"STOP!" A female voice cried, a Russian accent highly visible.

Estonia, Belarus, Ukraine and Latvia made their way to the execution stand. Ukraine and Belarus explained to Romania and War-Torn citizens of the Court of Miracles that Lithuania and Poland were here to warn them about the invasion that was to happen at any time. Estonia and Latvia untied their friends and for once, Poland wasn't being an ass about the situation!


A/N: This may suck -.-'

Anyway, this format is different from the other 2 chapters but I hope you enjoy Romania singing ^.^ (I did change the lyrics a bit)