Sorry Guys, but here are the Chapter titles:
Awkward Moment
Fighting
Ask Robin: Ever wonder what Robin uses his smarts for, besides school and missions?
Robin sat on his bed, cross-legged, with his laptop on his lap- duh.
It was 9:00 AM, Saturday. So, today, all of the "older" teens slept in. But, because Robin was the "Young" of "Young Justice", he woke up as if it were Monday. Though, because he had nothing to do, he sat on his mattress, hacking into the Mountain's fire alarm. Today, he decided, he was going to have fun with his wits, and Wally's lack of them.
He typed in mumbo-jumbo-codex-for-awesome-13-year-olds into his laptop, and clicked on TEST ALARM SYSTEM NOW. Surly, as if on cue for some strange reason (Evil Laughter), the crazy loud alarms wailed on. Beat red lights filled every inch of the Cave, from bedrooms, the living room, training-room, heck; even the bathrooms were screaming sirens.
Water sprinklers rained down upon Robin's head, he should've disabled that…
Aw, man! Bat's is SO gonna kill me for soaking an entire cliff in under an hour. Hey, maybe "outraged" can be changed to "raged"? No, no that's stupid.
Shrieks came from down the hall, "FIRE! FIRE!" Wally passed his open door as a flesh-color; he was probably butt-naked. Even better. Dang, I am SUCH a genius. He started laughing
"AHH! MY EYES! WALLY PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" Artemis roared. Robin laughed even harder. "What are you, DOING in here? Get outside before I strangle someone!"
He coughed; maybe he shouldn't have woken Artemis up. She'd definitely murder him; like that time when she tried to push KF off the cliff side… that time was hilarious!
He jumped up from his bed, holding his computer at his side. "Uh, I'll meet you outside, I needa go wake Supey, he can sleep through anything."
She shook her head, "He's awake! Hurry up we have to go NOW!" She grabbed his wrist and dragged him until the met up with the rest of the team on the beach.
"Hey, why aren't you home? I thought you spend time with your mom on weekends?" He asked her, when she let him loose of her death grip.
"She's in the hospital, getting surgery. Batman paid for her to get back-" She cut herself off, "I mean, when she was jogging, she broke her leg."
Robin eyed her from behind his shades; he could tell that she was half-lying. But, he questioned no further.
Kaldur was wading in the ocean, the only time when he felt close to Atlantis. So much had gone wrong between the two- Artemis and Wally. He only strived to make them meet in the middle. But, Kid Flash being completely naked, and Robin doubling over about it made no such contribution; for Artemis was covering her eyes, screaming in a foreign language.
Wally sat down in the sand, his face gone pink. Robin tossed him his shirt, "Thanks for the show, dude."
Artemis was surprised to see, that the 13 year old had abs. He was extremely muscular for his age. She could only wonder what Batman had put him through, for how long. Just maybe, it was enough to match up with hers. His would lose, her past was different.
"Well, this all was really funny. I'm not really sorry for waking you guys up, or mentally scarring Artemis. But for Kaldur's sake, none of you were gonna come in contacts with fire."
"What do you mean by that?" Conner asked in a sleepy voice.
He laughed quietly, as he clicked the STOP TEST NOW on the computer screen. All the sirens inside the building went eerily silent. "That's what I mean."
There was a pause, "WHY YOU LITTLE-"Arty made a reach for him, but Wally held her back.
"No, not yet! We'll ALL get revenge on him LATER. Y'know, when he's defenseless?" He whispered in her ear.
She shook him away from her, disgusted, "Fine, whatever." She squeezed droplets of water from her blonde ponytail, and headed back inside. She was looking forward to having her revenge, even if it was with Baywatch. Perhaps, they could finally settle their differences. Ha, wow Arty, you're that crazy now?
Several hours later, the five of them met up on the Catwalk in the Training Room. They sat in the shaded part, so if Robin came searching, he would have a hard time finding them, especially with his glasses. And, the only wits that could come up with that ray of sunshine were Wally's.
"Okay, so what's the plan?" He asked Artemis.
"I thought you had the plan! You're the one that told us to meet you up here!"
"We can make one up together, stop fighting." Megan suggested, touching both of their shoulders.
The two locked eyes, warning each other, until they agreed with the Martian.
"Alright, Kid Flash, do you have any ideas of what we can do to Robin, for using the Fire Alarm inappropriately?" Kaldur said.
He laughed evilly, "Oh yeah, I've got some ideas." He told them his schemes, very quietly and quickly.
"Absolutely not! I'm not doing that!" Artemis growled. "I will not wear that! No way, no how!"
"C'mon, I'm sure you'd look fine in a bikini," Wally encouraged. She smacked him hard, on the left cheek. "OW!"
Super boy snickered, "Either way, his idea wasn't good."
She turned to Megan, "It was a fine idea, but Megan can do it, NOT ME."
Megan turned red, "Uh, I don't know. Robin would know it was me, I almost always wear a bikini on the beach."
Wally clapped his hands, "It doesn't matter! I know what to do! You can shape shift into Artemis, remember? The plan can still work."
They were quiet, to see both girls expressions. Artemis shrugged, "As long as I don't do it myself," Megan beamed at her. This was going to be great revenge.
At 7:00 ,Robin, and Megan-who was disguised as Artemis- were in the Living Room, watching an old tape of Hello Megan. And for some strange reason that she wouldn't respond to, "Artemis" was in a hot pink bikini.
The Real Artemis was above the two, in an Air Conditioning Vent, with Wally. Super boy, and Kaldur were too built- they have so much more muscle than Baywatch- to climb in with them. So, the two girly figures went alone. Artemis was snickering the entire time the crawled to their position. They made it just in time to see Robin getting extremely uncomfortable.
"So, why exactly are you in a bathing-suit right now?" he asked in a high-pitched tone.
"Uh," Megan glanced upward, to see the two's faces barely visible between the grating of the vent. "I was going to go swimming, but everyone else went to go see a love-movie, so I stayed here."
Robin nodded, taking that in, "So, why are we watching Hello Megan?"
She shrugged. "Anyway, would you like to go swimming with me?"
His face contorted into confusion, "You hate swimming."
Megan got nervous, and sent a signal to the rest of the team, "He's on to us!"
"Be sassy and irritating!" Wally told her. Unfortunately, the Artemis next to him heard that.
"What?" She whispered.
"Nothing! You look nice in a bikini by the way."
She narrowed her eyes, as if saying I'll get you for that later.
He turned away, and looked back down on the couch. The two were gone, and had went outside to where the plan would take action.
The waves were crashing, in and out on the beach line. "Race you in!" Megan shouts, and sprinted into the ocean.
Meanwhile, Wally and Artemis were climbing out of the vent, and onto the roof, where Conner and Kaldur were waiting with a video camera. Superboy hit PLAY on the camera, and zoomed in on the action. Once Megan's head disappeared into the water, he zooms out for the whole of it.
Under the water, Megan was quickly morphing from Artemis, to a Sea serpent, that wally had shown her a picture of, before. He skin became a lavish green, her limbs vanished into a smooth body figure. Her neck sprouted gills, and detailed pattern on her face and chest. Once she felt ready, she emerged from the water, and let out a blood curdling shriek. She was at least ten times her original size, towering over Robin, who was still on the sand.
He screamed, and ran away towards the city.
On the roof, the four of them were laughing their heads off, with all of this caught on tape.
They would definitely use this as black mail in the future.
On the shore, Megan changed from a monster, to herself again, and waved at the camera. She bowed, and flew up to meet them. "Pretty great, right?" She asked, laughing too.
They all gave her a high-five. After they recovered from their laughter, Artemis decided to get a kick out of Wally.
"So, Casanova, you think I look good in a bikini?" She asked, smoothly.
He froze, Dang it…