Two days worth of notes here. We really should be paying attention... nah. If you have any suggestions/topic starters let me know, I love them:)
Ron, why don't you have an Adam's apple? Is it because your fat rolls cover it?
-Harry
I'm not fat and I don't have fat rolls! It's just cute baby chub.
-Ron
You keep telling yourself that Weasley…
-Draco
You're a fatty Malfoy!
-Ron
Ten points from Gryffindor for being fat Weasley.
-Snape
Not fair!
-Ron
Twenty points from Gryffindor for talking back to a teacher.
-Snape
Ah Severus, let them have their fun.
-Dumbledore
Silence you old man. I'm in charge now, remember your dead! Mwahahahahaha
-Snape
Coward!
-Harry
Shut up! Ten points from Gryffindor.
-Snape
Slytherin sucks! Slytherin sucks!
-Crab
That's your own house you idiot.
-Draco
No its not, I'm in Hufflepuff!
-Crab
No you're not!
-Draco
Oooh the snake stands for Slytherin doesn't it…
-Crab
Do you not know what an apostrophe is?
-Hermione
Whats an aposstropie?
-Crab
I'm surrounded by imbeciles.
-Hermione
Whats an embossile?
-Crab
See I'm not fat! Crabbe's fat and stupid!
-Ron
Ron, don't make me shove you back into that vortex.
-Harry
Noooooo! I hate it in there!
-Ron
You impure-blooded wizards are so incompetent!
-Draco
Well at least we're not bouncing ferrets!
-Ron
*casts a spell on Ron*
Ha no you're a squirrel Weasley. Who's a fat squirrel, you are!
-Draco
Malfoy, change him back. I really don't want to have to go gather this guy some acorns.
-Harry
What is this rumpus?
-Snape
We're having a magical emergency!
-Harry
Draco, why did your turn Weasley into a squirrel? I hate to do this, but ten points from Gryffindor.
-Snape
Unfair!
-Harry
This is totally fair, you're awesome Snape!
-Draco
Silence Draco!
-Snape
I'll tell my dad on you!
-Draco
Dranco, don't be a wimp.
-Mr. Malfoy
Dad, why are you in my potions class and not out terrorizing mudbloods and blood traitors?
-Draco
Because you left your special lunch box at home Dranco, you stupid boy. I'm superior, I can terrorize people while being in your potions class. *hits Ron on the back of the head*
-Mr. Malfoy
You can't ever remember my name!
-Draco
Yes I can. It's Dranco now be a good boy and kick Potter's big head for me.
-Mr. Malfoy
My head is not big!
-Harry
That's not what everyone else says…
-Mr. Malfoy
Mr. Malfoy, I regret saying this but, GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM!
-Snape
NO YOU BIG BUFFOON! This is it, you're stupid and I'm leaving.
-Mr. Malfoy
I'm a buffalo too Mr. Malfoy!
-Crab
You're stupid Crabbe, go back in time and never be born.
-Hermione
Yay Hermione!
-Harry and Ron
Meh I hate you guys as well. Boys are stupid.
-Hermione
Hermione's turning into a bully.
-Ron
I'm not a bully! I just want to be loved. *Starts crying*
-Hermione
Oh don't cry Granger. I love you.
-Draco
That's very creepy…
-Cedric Diggory (from a dark corner)
Why are you back from the dead? And Hermione's mine you stupid Malfoy! MINE!
-Ron
I'm not anyone's property!
-Hermione
I am back from the dead because the dirt gets so dry and boring so I came up with Dumbledore.
-Cedric
Crap, I'm going to start having those nightmares again.
-Harry