Roxas's day
Hi guys! This is Xoxoroxas, but you can call me Roxy. Please visit my profile and visit Reese's too. She's in my favorites, her name is TheRoadtoDawn. Anyways, I'm really sorry that I haven't written this earlier, but this should be pretty funny because today is *fangirlish sigh* Roxas's day. Here he is! Oh, and there are Birth by sleep spoilers in this.
"Why the HELL did you lock me in this damn CAGE?" isn't he so cute? The cage forbids him from summoning his keyblade, but I guess it upset him. Oh well. *Roxy whispers something to him*
"You-you can do that? Fine. Hi, I'm Roxas. If you don't know who I am, you should play Kingdom Hearts 2 or Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days. I'm sort of a nobody, but I have Ventus's heart. I have no memories of anything prior of the Organization, and even my memories of that are fuzzy, because Namine mentioned someone called Xion before, but I have no idea who that is. Um, I just have one question for you guys. Why? Why did you people say that I'm gay? I mean, Axel's my best friend, but just that. A friend. Don't you people understand friends? Actually, he probably remembers Ventus from when he was Lea. I should ask him about that later. And I am NOT Sora's boyfriend! He's ME. That would be like some dating HIMSELF of his BROTHER. That's sick. Namine is my girlfriend, so that means I'M NOT GAY! And a pairing of me and Siax? Oh, hell no. And, although Demyx is pretty nice, I'm not his boy toy! And for those of you that paired me with Larxene; why? She hates me with everything that she is. And I am NOT a girl! God! What the hell were you all thinking? AND I HATE ANSEM THE WISE, SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" God Roxas, take a chill pill! My fanfictions about you aren't that bad!
"Yeah, you've got a point. Some of you did really cool fanfics about me. Like, there was one where someone just did a fic about my friends and me just hung out and goofed off all day. And Axrat did a really cool series about Sora, Riku, and me. And Roxy did a few cool fanfics about me, but I still have no idea who Xion is. Anyways, can you guys respect my feelings and stuff? 'cuz all of you that say weird and or bad stuff about me SUCK. Ok, this interview is over. Hey, Sora!" *Sora comes over and beats the crap out of the cage, and lets Roxas out.*
Alright, you people really piss everyone off, so please send me examples that you come across! And please review! And if you have any questions that you want to ask the cast, please tell me! If you have questions for past characters, I'll still answer them. Next time will be Lexeus/Xigbar/Xaldin. See you soon!