Haru: Ok, insert the stick in the hole.
Kyo: That's-
Haru: If you say "that's what she said" one more time I'm just going to kick your arse.
Kyo: I'd like to see you-
Mailbox: Mail Time, Mail Time, Mail Time!!
Kyo: -gasp- The mail's here!! Here's the mail it never fails!
It makes me wanna wag my tail!
When it comes I wanna yell-
MAIL!!
Haru: God I must be high.
Mailbox: Here's your letter!
Kyo: Thanks mail-box!
Haru: Yep that certainly is the case!
Kyo: Look it's a letter from our friends! -opens letter-
Kagura: KYO MY LOVE!!
Kyo: Hell No, Not one of our friends!
Haru: This is turning out worse than that time Yuki was on Martha Stewart's show.
-Flashback-
Martha: No about 20 minutes ago my assistant , Yuki, put the roast on at 360 degrees!
Yuki: Di you say 360 I thought you said 800!
Martha: Oh sht!
And then the kitchen blew up.
Yuki: U-oh -shrugs shoulders and walks away-
-End of Flashback-
Kyo: Hey Hatsuharu!
Haru: -sigh- What?
Kyo: Knock, knock!
Haru: Who's there?
Kyo: YOUR FACE!! -burst out laughing-
Haru: Dumb-ass..
Kyo: Oh, that was a good un!
Shishou: Kyo? Haru? What are you two doing?
Kyo: Pch, the world may never now..
Shishou: …?
Haru: He's high as hell, and think mailboxes can talk.
Kyo: -giggles- Liar!
Shishou: My son! I'm so sorry I wasn't there for you and you turned to drugs.
Kyo: No, I'm just missing Tohru…
Haru: Shigure?
Kyo: No, Tohru. Idiot were do you get Shigure out of…. (Give him a second.)
OH do I miss him!? NO!!
-sweat drop-
Haru: Kill me now PLEASE!?
Shishou: No, I have somewhere to be.. Watch him, Haru.
-Shishou leaves-
Haru: Damn it all..
Kyo: Come on being with me isn't SO bad is it?
Haru: Yes..
Kyo: I HATE YOU!! -runs off-
Haru: Good it's finally quit.
Kyo: -shouting from his room- DEAR DIARY HARU HATES ME AND I'M NOT HIS BFF ANYMORE TTYL LOTS OF LUV, KYO!!
Haru: I stand corrected…
-That very next day-
Kyo: Ok Haru I forgive you ! -
Haru: -sigh- … Do you have to?
Kyo: Yes, I dear say I must.
Haru: Well that suxs.
Kyo: N-uh!
Haru: U-huh…
Kyo: U-huh!
Haru: Dang straight U-huh!
Kyo: Crap!
Haru: I'm leaving..
Kyo: So were we going?
-flashback to a REALLY REALLY LOOOOONG TIME AGO-
Haru: Yeah we can be partners!
Kyo: Where are we going?
Haru: To the Zodiac games makes anger grow! And besides it's a great way to show of in front of the chicks, come on!
Kyo: For real I can't believe it! (Some girl falls on him and POOF a kitty cat!)
Yuki: Uh I'm sorry no cat's allowed!
Haru: HAHAHAHAHA Kyo the discluded Zodiac member!
Kyo: Stop calling me names! (Runs off crying)
Kyo: Why am I such a misfit I am not a nitwit, why don't I fit in?
A servant boy pops up out of the snow.
Kyo: Who are you?
Servant boy: I'm Tony your servant. But secretly I want to be a open heart surgeon!
And I'm In-De-Pen-Dent!
Kyo: What the -beep- is a open heart surgeon!?
Tony: What do say we both be independent together!?
Kyo: I-ya I don't know that sounds like a huge commitment..
Tony: I just smoked a whole buncha weed!
Kyo: WTF?!
-End of Flashback-
Kyo: Yeah so that's what scarred me for life..
Haru: He he I was a turd then.
Kyo: What do we do for the rest of the chapter?
Haru: Watch Home Alone 4
-10 minutes later-
Kyo: Ok this is so over I'm bored! -looks at Haru- are you dead? Wakie Wakie??
Oh Ok well I've gotta take Haru to Hari so ya know this is over.