Little message: I AM fully aware that Luna is in Ravenclaw, but as Head Girl (I think), she would have the duty of changing passwords and setting menus!
Disclaimer: As you may have gathered, I'm not JK Rowling, therefore Harry Potter is not mine :'(
If Luna Lovegood Was Head Girl...
The Senior House Elf scratched his bald head in confusion as he peered at the new menu he'd just received.
"Who sent this?" he asked the panting House Elf next to him.
"Miss Lovegood, Sir!"
The Senior Elf's confusion cleared. NOW it made sense!
"Well, our Master's bidding is our highest law, find these ingredients, Pinky!"
"At once! Um.... how?"
"Uhh..... Ask her for a Gurdyroot then err....ask her where to get them!"
"And now, my young pupils, it is time to eat!"
'Finally,' thought Ginny Weasley, already tasting the roast potatoes, the succulent chicken and the- ehh? What was this stuff?
Purple liquid had appeared in the dish nearest to her and was already giving off a repugnant odour. Ginny glanced around. People seemed to be trying it. She took up her spoon, lowered it into the soup and gulped it down before she thought about it. The taste of burning toast filled her mouth, followed by a tinge of cabbage. It was like Anti-Amortentia, a liquid that gave out disgusting smells and tastes. Now, people had started to gag and spit out the food. Only one person seemed to be enjoying the new menu. Guess who? Yes, it was VOLDEMORT!!!!!! Just kidding! Luna Lovegood was sitting, sipping soup delicately while her housemates looked at her in horror.
"Well it's quite nice once you've got over the taste of burned toast and cabbage," she said brightly.
'Curse Luna and her menus,' thought Ginny.
Planned Social Events:
- Bring And Fly Sale
- Hug a Wrackspurt day
- Plimpie Fishing Competition
- Quibbler sale
- Spectrespecs fittings
- Moon frog Spotting
- Umgubular Slashkilter Information Day
- Touch An Aquavirius Maggot Day
The End!!! Ta- DA!!! Next, I'm taking Luna Malfoy's Idea :D ^_^