Summary: Caroline brings Klaus to her company party, and he's a a thousand years old, which means the expressions he uses are a bit outdated...
Contains: A blowjob. It's pretty tame. :)

KC+ "When an English colleague of mine exclaimed "Blow Me" in front of a large American audience, he brought the house down. It is simply an exclamation of surprise, short for "Blow me down", meaning something like I am so surprised you could knock me over just by blowing. Similar to "Well knock me down with a feather". It is not a request for services to be performed." I know it will be awesome ;)

Caroline beamed as she watched the New Year's party at the television station in full swing, happy that she'd managed to pull it off.

Or, rather, happy that everyone had done what they were supposed to do and the party was executed flawlessly.

She had originally thought it would be difficult to make fully grown adults terrified of her when she looked seventeen forever, but they really were just big high schoolers, and a well-placed glare went miles.

She leaned into Klaus when he came up next to her to loops an arm around her waist, pulling her into his side. "The party looks lovely, sweetheart."

"I know," she said happily. "Thank you for coming. I know you hate spending time with my coworkers."

He shrugged. "I've met many people over my thousand-year existence, and these people aren't nearly as annoying as some of the fools I've had to grant my time to over the years."

She scoffed. "Well, good to know. Come on, let's introduce you to everyone."

He allowed her to drag him around, introducing him with a huge smile on her face as her 'boyfriend', and watched contentedly as she charmed them all. He participated in the small talk occasionally, and she could tell he was barely listening when on of her coworkers was telling a story, only tuning back in when she elbowed him harshly in the side. "Klaus, Denise was just talking about how her son is getting his master's degree at 21."

Denise was a boastful, arrogant bitch, but she didn't add that in. Klaus seemed to respond without thinking about it (though he was clearly struggling to sound surprised), and she burst into giggles.

"Well, blow me."

"I–-excuse me?" Denise asked, trying not to laugh.

She saw Klaus wince. "English slang, I suppose. It just means I'm surprised."

Caroline was still trying to fight down her giggles as she patted him on the arm. "It's okay. It's not your fault your old," she said low under her breath, and he rolled his eyes.

She finished up the conversation and dragged Klaus away to get a drink, looking around to make sure no one was watching before pulling him into a hallway down to her office.

"Oh my god, 'Blow me'? Seriously?"

"I told you, love. People say that to indicate surprise," he said grumpily.

"Really? Because I feel like that's probably only super old people that don't realize the other meaning of what they're saying."

"And what is the other meaning?" he asked, a small smirk on his face, and she scoffed.

"Oh my god, Klaus..."

"Just curious, love," he said, his eyes wide with innocence. "What does it mean?"

"You know what it means," she said, her lips twitching because she knew that he was just being difficult on purpose.

"And if I insisted that I didn't know, would you show me?"

"Do you really want me to give you a blowjob in my office, Klaus?"

"I wouldn't say no, should you be offering."

"I guess it wouldn't be nice to bring it up and not follow through…"

She bent to press her lips to his, reaching to palm him through his jeans. He groaned into her mouth, hard for her already, and she moaned softly as he pressed her skirt up around her waist, his finger dipping underneath the band of her thong.

Caroline pushed him lightly in the chest, guiding him to sit on her desk before dropping to her knees, reaching to unfasten his trousers. He groaned as she stroked him, his eyes fixed on her face as she swirled her tongue around the tip of him, wrapping her lips around him and bobbing her head up and down his length. She sucked hard, one hand moving to fondle his balls while the other wrapped around his length, stroking him in time with her mouth.

"Caroline…"

She hummed around him, and he swore softly, his hand threading through her hair. Looking up at him through her eyelashes, she sucked particularly hard when she saw his teeth grit, his muscles tensing. She rubbed her thighs to soothe the ache between them. Watching him come apart from her mouth, from the visual of her on her knees, always turned her on.

She carefully brushed a fingernail along the strip of sensitive skin under his balls, and heard him breathe in sharply. Pulling back, she ran her tongue up his length again, swirling it around the tip of him, enjoying the way his whole body went rigid as he clearly fought off an orgasm.

"I want you to come in my mouth," she said before she took him in again, and he groaned, his hand tugging lightly at her hair.

"Fuck, Caroline."

She hummed around him again, her hand stroking him faster, following the movements of her mouth, and he bucked into her mouth, making her gag as he came down her throat.

She swallowed, licking her lips, and standing to kiss him slowly as she did up his trousers, the insistent throbbing of her core making her grind against his hand when he slipped it under her skirt.

They both froze as they heard the click of heels on the linoleum floor, and Caroline jumped back smoothing her clothes and hair, checking her makeup in the mirror she kept in the top drawer of her desk before quickly adjusting Klaus's collar despite his attempt to do it himself.

She managed to be on the other side of the room from him when the person knocked on the door. "Caroline?"

"Come in."

Denise poked her head in. "Just wanted to check and see if you're all right. We're about to do the raffle."

"Right. I'll be right there," Caroline said smiling.

Denise gave Klaus a judgmental look before pulling away, closing the door behind her.

"You owe me when we get home," she said, and he gave her a look full of the most sinful of promises.

The company had never had a faster raffle.

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-Angie