Cat: (O.O) Oooh this fanfic is going places, in only one days, five reviews. (faints)

Bakura: (o.oU) Well I am almost nude, so they must like it.

TeaG: (Bows) Thankyou, thankyou! I love you all!

Bishounen lover: Yeah I just checked it out. I saw Jo-ey-oh. HILARIUS! Thanks a ton! Your the best!

Kitsunegirl4ver: Yeah but five reviews in one day today! Thanx for your review.

ruby eyed girl: Eh hehehehe. Well you know the story. But this is waay different.

Mental project: Yeah Kaiba's probably is bigger, probably. Thanx for reviewing, you get a cookie!

Disclaimer: Chained and Torchered does not own YGO.

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Last time:

Meanwhile the cop took out his walkie talkie. "Calling all cars! Calling all cars! An almost naked man running around on platform seven! I repeat. An almost naked man running around on platform seven!"

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'THE COPS? WHY? I HAVE A SHIRT AND PANTS RIGHT?' he ran past a few people and saw that they were dressed so that every inch (except hands and face) of their bodies were covered.

'Oh.'

Meanwhile:

"Hehehehehe. Stupid boy, he has no clue what he's getting himself into. Anzu will make him look like a fool and the, I shall take him." said a misterius fiqure.

"Honestly Mai, I'm getting worried about you.Your talking to your self, and you have the police in purple cloaks running around doing your bidding." said Serenity sighing.

(-.-U) "Serenity! Nobody is to know that we are evil! And are holding Anzu's parents hostage so that she'll bring Bakura here so I can marry him!"

(o.oU) "You know you just practicly shouted out the plan, right?" asked Serenity.

"Shutup and tell that brother of yours to come here, he owes me money and if he can't pay I shall throw him to the lions!"

(o.oU) "Mai, we don't have lions. Were poor."

"Agghh! NEVER SAY THE 'P' WORD IN MY PRESENCE!" shouted Mai angrily.

"Yes ma'am. But remember your end of the bargain. I get Duke Devlin."

Mai smirked. "Ofcourse." and then they both started cackling like the evil witches they are. (A/N: Well in my story anyway).

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Bakura ran for his life. The cops were right behind him and the train was in front. He jumped and grabbed the train leaving the cops in his dust.

"Hahahaha! Take that you purple cloak wearing freaks of nature!" shouted Bakura. 'Hold on. Why were police officers wearing purple cloaks? Oh well, this down is wacked after all.'

He climbed up, not realzing that he was falling right into Mai's trap. He walked to the door and opened it. It was empty except for a woman with brown hair and brown eyes.

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Cat: Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.

Bakura: Is it Serenity?

Cat: Well no duh.

Bakura: Questions.

Cat: Ask away.

Bakura: 1) Purple cloaks? Does she have the Millenium rod? 2) Why does Serenity want Devlin? 3) Is Joey Mai crazy in this to? 4) Why does Mai want to marry me? Am I rich? 5) Why can't Mai stand the word poor. 6) Mai's holding Anzu's parents hostage? Is that why Anzu's working for her? That's it.

Cat: I'll answer in the next chapter.

Bakura: One more question.

Cat: What is it?

Bakura: Why was this so short?

Cat: I... ran out of Ideas for this chapter and mom wants help in the kitchen.

Bakura: Oh well. REVIEW!